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| [[Image:Fatman-chris.jpg|thumb|right|250px|soup EDiots?!]]
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| '''fatman27183141''' (aka '''Fatman''' aka '''Christopher Paul Whitney''') is an ideal example of hitting rock bottom on [[YouTube|les tubes]]. Like slowing down to view the remains of dead bodies at a car crash, many YouTubers have unfortunately given this [[low-life|shitstain]] more attention than he deserves. Chris has over a hundred videos now on les tubes and there is no sign that he is going to stop. Even more revolting is the fact that Chris' mouth is FULL of cavities from all the [[semen|sweets]] and fast-food he has ingested on camera for the thousands of people strong-willed enough to look at this fat fucking mess of a human. Like almost all [[fat whore|fat whores]] Chris is capable of storing food inside the folds of his fat and [[mangina]] in order to keep it warm and fresh for later consumption.
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| Fatman could possibly have been stopped when he first started his campaign of terror, but the laws of momentum have since rendered him unstoppable by [[trolls]]; rather like Snorlax's Rollout attack where every turn the damage is doubled. If this were a Godzilla movie, we'd now be at the point where [[FTM|Sigourney Weaver]] is saying we have to nuke the internet from orbit because it's the only way to be sure. Eventually all that will remain is a single four hundred hour compilation video entitled "US ARMY, FOOTAGE RECOVERED AT SITE PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS YOUTUBE, MULTIPLE SIGHTINGS OF CASE DESIGNATED CLOVERFAILED." For all we know this fat bastard ate ''Cloverfield'' AND the monster.
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| ==Retirement(s)==
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| Being the batshit attention whore he is, Fatman has retired [[over 9000]] times but has always eventually returned. One can tell Fatman is going to retire when he concludes his video with "goodbye and have a nice life" as opposed to the standard "goodbye and have a nice day." <s>Currently his account is here: http://www.youtube.com/fatmanhd3141</s> oops retired again.
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| Because Fatman retires so much, recently he has decided to put all of his videos through his "manager". The account is here: <s>http://www.youtube.com/fatmanmirrors</s> Suspended for breaking youtubes rules of fatness. new account <s>[http://www.youtube.com/fatmanmirrored http://www.youtube.com/fatmanmirrored]</s> Closed. new account [http://www.youtube.com/user/FatManMirrorsAgain]
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| ==Fatman Finds Christ==
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| Fatman is now a prophet (March 2010) and can predict the future. He successfully predicted a meteor shower that would start the apocalypse. It is assumed this new Jesus shit has come from his brother Jeremey, who is a jesus freak. Another popular theory in the Fatman scene is that Fatman is being subjected to a torturous bible camp by his mom and mental case worker, Dan Jensen. His sermons can be watched on his new user account on youtube here [http://www.youtube.com/user/ProphetChristopher1]
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| <youtube>HAFuU94iRq8</youtube>
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| ==Lotto Winner==
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| It has been speculated that fatman once won $10,000 In a Vermont Lotto, when asked about this he denies it even though it appeared online with his full name. Many suspect this is how he could afford the huge TV, [[Xbox]], Wii and pretty much everything he owns, considering he is a fatass who is living on welfare, thus couldn't possibly have worked for them.
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| ==fatmanlosing.net==
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| Fatmans new site dedicated to his quest to loose weight, His typical diet consists of about 4000000 cal and for exercise He occasionally waddles down the the local lake and floats there for 20 mins. Fatman committed himself to losing weight and tracked progress at www.fatmanlosing.net. Of course, everyone knows that he will gain more weight. No one loses weight when eating "baked potatoes with gravy as a late night snack", folks. However, because he is retired, both sites currently 404. When the fatass unretires, both sites will probably be back up and running
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| ==Fuck Fatman Contest==
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| Over the past year fatman has been running a 'Fuck Fatman Contest', Girls would send in non-nude but sexy videos to Fatman from which He would pick five finalists. The Supreme then would inspect the 5 girls naked in hotel room, paying particular attention to wether their vagaina's were in good working. As of 26th May 2010 it has been declared llong time Fatman fan Ashley has won the competition.
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| <center>
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| '''1. Original Contest Video'''
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| '''2. Declaration of Winner'''
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| '''3. Ashleys Response'''
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| {{fv|UNIQUE ID2|background-color:#ffffff;|font-weight: bold; |<youtube>hiUeRxob8zE</youtube> |<youtube>e5dADuAuBB0</youtube> |<youtube>pVRWjro6NAU</youtube> <br />}} </center>
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| ==Fatman - Sysop of '''AnonTalk'''?==
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| [[Image:Separatedatbirth.jpg|thumb|PROBABLY]] | |
| If one thinks rationally, one can deduce this. Let me explain my logic. Sysop of [[Anontalk]] is 955 as proven by the AnonTalk article (however a recent change has led to no more recognizable ids, making our task only slightly harder. 955 has a distinct style (arrogant, rude, overbearing, neo-Nazi), so it is not hard to distinguish him.), but as for 955 being FatMan, this is evident from the fact that 955 is consistently posting links to new FatMan videos whenever they appear, and defending fat people on the forums in general. Despite the Sysop of AT claiming to be from Sweden, and in FatMan's profile, America, this is not relevant. Either persona could be lying. Both personas claim to be in their 20s.
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| ==Exhibits (You've been warned)==
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| <center> {{fv|UNIQUE ID|background-color:#ffffff;|font-weight: bold; |<youtube>0M8vcEWwRUM</youtube> |<youtube>7tmdPertiLI</youtube> |<youtube>OnSfLs8GxzY</youtube> |<youtube>zfaUz-pFeTE</youtube> <br />}} </center>
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| ==Glorious Fatman Gallery==
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| {{cg|'''Fatman'''|fdgallery|center|<gallery>
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| image:fatman001.jpg
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| image:fatman002.jpg
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| image:fatman003.jpg
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| image:fatman005.jpg
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| image:fatman004.jpg
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| image:Fatman avatar.jpg
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| image:FatMan SideView.JPG
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| image:FatMans RightBoob.jpg
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| </gallery>|}}
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| ==Fatman's Disgusting antics on the tubes==
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| * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-MvNcJr5F4 Fatman eating 5 double cheese burgers]
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| ==Other Fatman Tidbits==
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| * His camera whore dad, Paul, who appeared twice on local news websites when Fatman's shithole street got flooded. Paul is jealous of his son's celebrity status and wants in on the action. This can be found in many Fatman videos where he screams and shouts at Fatman, and occasionally steps in the camera's point of view.
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| * His brother Jeremy, another fine Whitney household member whose top pastimes include finding a new religion to follow, moving out of the house, etc.
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| * His mom, who is responsible for 99.9999999% of retirements (although Fatman won't admit this). She is rarely spotted but did scream like a banshee in one video.
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| * His cat, Butterscotch. Butterscotch had cancer. Clearly living in Fatman's proximity is toxic, who knew? During live shows, Butterscotch can be spotted when he's being thrown around and "petted" by Fatman all while being called a "good baby." And, of course, Fatman acknowledges that he named his cat after a "food, folks."
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| * His ex-mental health case worker, Dan Jensen. Not much is known about Dan, but Fatman frequently says FUCK DAN JENSEN.
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| * Similarly, Fatman's ex-psychiatrist, Dr. McKay. Not much is said about him.
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| * During a show on Memorial Day 2010, Fatman utterly and completely scammed his fans by using their donations (possibly for a new Xbox game) and cutting the show short. His fan base dropped as quickly as [[Black Jesus | Barack Obama]]'s approval rating. Ironically, both are holy figures.
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| ==External Links==
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| * {{youtube2|ProphetChristopher1|Fatman as Christopher the Prophet, latest youtube account }}
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| * {{youtube2|FatmanMirrorsAgain|currently, most complete mirror account}}
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| * {{youtube2|ButterscotchsMirror|another mirror, with videos organized by era/type, etc.}}
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| * <s>{{youtube2|fatmanhd3141|Fatman on YouTube}}</s> Closed for the 3141st time.
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| * <s>[http://www.youtube.com/user/ezpicking Mirror account]</s>
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| * <s>[http://www.youtube.com/user/fatmanmirrors Another Mirror Account]</s>
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| * <s>[http://home.comcast.net/~fatman999/ Fatman's disgusting website]</s> closed in a retirement
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| * <s>[http://www.youtube.com/user/fatalcoholic Fatman latest youtube account]</s> Lol retired
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| * <s>[http://fatmanlosing.net/ Fatmans new site dedicated to his quest to loose weight, has blog detailing every meal and message board] WARNING, will be </s>offline<s>/online depending on if he's retired or not</s>
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| * <s>[http://fatmanschat.com/ Fatmans new chat site, see warning above]</s>
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| * <s>[http://www.stickam.com/fatman999/ Fatmans Stickam Site]</s> Lol banned for nudity
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| ==See Also==
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| * [[Epic fat guy]]
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| * [[fat whore]]
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| * <big>'''[[DO NOT WANT]]'''</big>
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| {{stub}}
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| {{ytseries}}
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| [[category:People]]
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| [[category:YouTube]]
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