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'''MacRumors''' is a shitty site for [[macfags]] to use for [[masturbating]] to [[Steve Jobs]] announcing [[Apple]] [[shit]]. Whenever someone with nothing better to do looks through [[Mac OS X]] source code and sees something that could possibly sort of indicate a new [[POS]] that macfags could spend a few thousand dollars on, or someone with a copy of [[Photoshop]] sends in a blurry pic of a mockup product, MacRumors reports it on their front page. If they know it's fake, they will either post in on their front page anyway [[for the lulz]] or put it on their "page 2" section [[MacBook Air|for no reason]]. | '''MacRumors''' is a shitty site for [[macfags]] to use for [[masturbating]] to [[Steve Jobs]] announcing [[Apple]] [[shit]]. Whenever someone with nothing better to do looks through [[Mac OS X]] source code and sees something that could possibly sort of indicate a new [[POS]] that macfags could spend a few thousand dollars on, or someone with a copy of [[Photoshop]] sends in a blurry pic of a mockup product, MacRumors reports it on their front page. If they know it's fake, they will either post in on their front page anyway [[for the lulz]] or put it on their "page 2" section [[MacBook Air|for no reason]]. | ||
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{{quote|I'll buy anything if it's shiny and made by Apple and has AIDs | {{quote|I'll buy anything if it's shiny and made by Apple and has AIDs | ||
|Typical MacRumors Forums user}} | |Typical MacRumors Forums user}} | ||
The MacRumors forums are used by [[idiots]] who discuss their [[Scientology|need to dump their money]] up Jobs's ass by buying [[Shit nobody cares about|shiny crap with a picture of a fruit that lights up]] for [[over 9000]] dollars. | The MacRumors forums are used by [[idiots]] who discuss their [[Scientology|need to dump their money]] up Jobs's ass by buying [[Shit nobody cares about|shiny crap]] with a picture of [[Elton John|a fruit that lights up]] for [[over 9000]] dollars. | ||
=== The Moderators === | |||
The MacRumors Moderators are tighter than the asshole of Steve Jobs himself making them reminiscent of your mum. When they're not ignoring obvious trolling or smoking crack you'll find them banning you for "insults" (hilarity) and generally treating members like the 5 year olds that they are. If you are one of the few members who have managed to enter an awkward puberty and are on your last warning (you monster), ED suggests making a thread calling the mods tossers and linking to the ED offended page. | |||
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Latest revision as of 04:56, 24 March 2017
MacRumors is a shitty site for macfags to use for masturbating to Steve Jobs announcing Apple shit. Whenever someone with nothing better to do looks through Mac OS X source code and sees something that could possibly sort of indicate a new POS that macfags could spend a few thousand dollars on, or someone with a copy of Photoshop sends in a blurry pic of a mockup product, MacRumors reports it on their front page. If they know it's fake, they will either post in on their front page anyway for the lulz or put it on their "page 2" section for no reason.
The MacRumors forums
—Typical MacRumors Forums user | ||
The MacRumors forums are used by idiots who discuss their need to dump their money up Jobs's ass by buying shiny crap with a picture of a fruit that lights up for over 9000 dollars.
The Moderators
The MacRumors Moderators are tighter than the asshole of Steve Jobs himself making them reminiscent of your mum. When they're not ignoring obvious trolling or smoking crack you'll find them banning you for "insults" (hilarity) and generally treating members like the 5 year olds that they are. If you are one of the few members who have managed to enter an awkward puberty and are on your last warning (you monster), ED suggests making a thread calling the mods tossers and linking to the ED offended page.
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Offended
The MacRumorsLive raid
The faggot admins of MacRumors forgot to put a password on the admin panel of their live feed from the last MacWorld which Steve Jobs attended, so some /g/urus decided to raid it, causing butthurt from macfags in the forums. Tip for the admins: yes, your Macs are secure, but not if you don't put a fucking password on your admin panel, you fucktard newfags. Not that we really give a shit, though, as lulz ensued and Anonymous, along with 4chan, got onto news websites and newspapers, humiliating the stupid admins of MacRumors and the staff of Apple.
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