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'''Donald John Trump''' is a [[You're A Fucking White Male|white American male]] and the 45th and 47th President of the [[United States]]. He was born on June 14th, 1946, and has an estimated net worth of $5.5 billion. He is married to Melania Trump, and his children include Donald Jr., Ivanka, Eric, Tiffany, and Barron. He also appeared in the movie ''Home Alone 2'' as a friendly but otherwise average human being.


This is about as neutral and unbiased as we can get about him. If you want to read a completely biased and absolutely one-sided article about Trump, check out these articles:


[[Image:Trumpsteak.jpg|thumb|300px|Proof that you can ruin food by simply pointing at it. ]]
* '''[[The Donald]]''' — for all the [[white nationalist]] [[Kekistan]]i [[alt-right]] [[racist]]s who voted for Trump and are therefore the reason why the US has turned into Nazi Germany 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]].
* '''[[Donald Drumpf]]''' — for all the [[white guilt]]-filled [[nu-male]] [[soyboy]]s living in [[San Francisco]] who can't understand why their screaming at the sky for hours every day didn't change anything.


{{quote|Imagine... In this great,quality nation, folks like you haven't strung folks like me up by their intestines!|Donald Trump, via Bill the Cat}}
If neither of these articles suit your needs... then
[[Where do you think we are?|what are you doing here]]?


[[The Donald]], or Donald Trump, is a [[Bullshit|god amongst men]].
==Related Articles==
* [[Hillary Clinton]]
* [[Joe Biden]]
* [[Kamala Harris (prostitute)|Kamala Harris]]
* [[Thedonald.win]]


Never piss around when the Donald is around.
==External Links==
 
* {{twitter|realDonaldTrump}} — His personal Twitter account
 
* {{twitter|POTUS45}} — His official Presidential Twitter account
Donald Trump is a fucking genius. <s>We</s> Fags at ED stand behind him every step of the way. It should also be noted that he is a Jew King of the Jews as he has acquired more Jewgolds than anyone in the history of time, eva.
* {{facebook|DonaldTrump}} — His personal Facebook account
 
* {{facebook|POTUS45}} — His official Facebook account
A fact that proves just how much of a genius The Donald is, is that he has personally gone bankrupt '''three fucking times'''. He's pissed away billions of dollars. And yet people ''still'' get in line to give this asshole their money.
* {{instagram|realdonaldtrump}} — His Instagram page
 
* {{yt|c|UCAql2DyGU2un1Ei2nMYsqOA|Donald J Trump}} — His YouTube account
In addition to the power to dupe non-jews out of their money, Trump also has the ability to suspend time itself. This amazing power means that even though he continues to get older, his girlfriends never age beyond 23. This power is also known as "money", and allows even an ugly, paunchy, used car salesman like Trump to score more tail than you ever will.  
   
 
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{{quote|I would look her in that fat, ugly face of hers and say 'Rosie, you're fired!'|Donald Trump}}
<option>it is the best disambiguation page ever, no other disambiguation page is better than this.</option>
 
<option>you're fired.</option>
His toupée is made of pure <s>win</s> shit, because there is no fucking way that thing could be hair.
<option>we're building a disambiguation page, and Uncyclopedia will pay for it.</option>
 
<option>grab 'em by the disambiguation page!</option>
Actually, the toupee is a hive of tiny [[jews]] controlling his every thought and movement.
</choose></div>
 
[[Image:Fired.jpg|thumb|300px|Setting the standard. ]]
[[Category:Disambiguation]]
== ED Approved ==
[[Category:TV and Movies]]
{{approve|Rosie}}
[[Category:America]]
 
The Trump gets the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] seal of approval.
 
==Gallery==
 
<center><gallery>
Image:Donald_Cat.jpg|Donald's cat.
Image:YourfiredRat.jpg|Donald's rat.
Image:Trumpin.jpg|He's in your sky, ruining your views.
Image:Rosie0.jpg|Rosie O'Donnell, the Donald's only natural enemy.
Image:Donald-duck.gif|Not to be confused.
</gallery></center>
 
== See Also ==
 
* [[God]]
* [[Ceiling Cat|The True God]]
* [[Rosie]]
* [[Miss USA 2010]] - contest owned and run by Donald
 
== External Links ==
* {{youtube|xGZaCnfNgLE|The Donald VS. Rosie - Trump calls Rosie a failure.}}
* [http://www.etonline.com/tv/news/38140/index.html Entertainment Tonight covers Trump/Rosie drama] - lol
 
{{Trolls}}
[[Category: People]]

Latest revision as of 04:27, 9 November 2024

Picture of Donald J. Trump, who is an average human being, helping out a perfectly normal human child.

Donald John Trump is a white American male and the 45th and 47th President of the United States. He was born on June 14th, 1946, and has an estimated net worth of $5.5 billion. He is married to Melania Trump, and his children include Donald Jr., Ivanka, Eric, Tiffany, and Barron. He also appeared in the movie Home Alone 2 as a friendly but otherwise average human being.

This is about as neutral and unbiased as we can get about him. If you want to read a completely biased and absolutely one-sided article about Trump, check out these articles:

If neither of these articles suit your needs... then what are you doing here?

Related Articles

External Links

This is a disambiguation page — grab 'em by the disambiguation page!
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