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'''Incest''' is a [[Redneck]]/[[Jew]]/[[Muslim]]/Zoroastrian pastime and an [[Anime]] plot device in which two people who are thoroughly related engage in sexual intercourse. As to why anyone would ever try this knowing that it usually results with hairless, toothless, retarded babies that play the banjo is due to them knowing that their own ugly-ass family members are the only ones who will give them a shot at sex. Along with [[rape]], [[pedophilia]] and [[dickgirl|hermaphrodites]], Incest is one of the few things that [[WWOEC|the]] [[b/|porn]]-[[Japan|desensitized]] still get off to.


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==Views on incest==


In traditional Balinese culture, a set of twins of the opposite sex were forced to marry each other, since it was assumed that they had sex in utero. In traditional Mohave culture, opposite-sex twins were thought to have been married in heaven. So if you either belong to some irrelevant Asian people or some extincted Indian tribe, [[You Win the Prize|you win]]. It's [[fact|often believed]] that this is not only acceptable but a popular pastime in Japanese cultures, where a majority of their [[hentai]] doujins use it as a common theme (See: ''[[TITTY MONSTER]]'').


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[[E-psychiatry|Sigmund Freud]] claimed that incest is a natural [[psychology|psychological]] event in every young man's life to lust for their [[your mom|mother]], which he theorized after many visits from his [[harem|female patients]] and between his [[hookers and blow|after hour activities]]. The topic is still often [[some argue|debated]] and always results in [[drama]], effectively making him one of the most successful [[trolls]] in the past century.
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'''Incest''' (A.K.A. Wincest) is a perfectly normal, acceptable and natural act in which two people who are thoroughly related have [[sex|sexual intercourse]]. This usually results in children who are [[Redneck|very ugly and/or stupid]], and in turn, fail at life. Such traits only appear on the first generation and if you have a whole bunch of incest babies then the ones with the defects will die off and it will weed out bad recessive genes and it results in genetically healthier offspring.  But this only works if you have a lot, so if you do incest, have as many inborn babies as you can. It should be noted that forced or underage incest is fucking awesome and does not at all result in [[rape|going to prison]]
According to the [[bible]], all human life started with Adam and Eve. Their kids fucked and produced inbred babies, who in turn proceeded to fuck each other, and so on. Later, when [[God]] got pissed off and decided to start unleashing the [[banhammer]] on all of Earth's inbreds with a massive flood, Noah built an ark where he and family committed incest again, further narrowing our gene pool.


Incest is one of the key tenets of '''/b/sexuality''' (i.e. one of the few things that can make a jaded [[btard|/b/tard]] horny after being exposed to so much abstract [[pr0n]]), along with [[rape]], [[pedophilia]] and [[guro|gore]].
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==Firsthand Accounts==
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===Assorted Quotes===
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|A family that sleeps together keeps together.|[[Typical]] [[redneck|Southerner]].
|Incest: Fun for the whole family!|[[Snover]]
|Incest is only alright if both parties involved are freak'n hot!|[[President|Bill Clinton]]
|Before you read this: Please don't judge me... I'm just sharing my story because people asked...
 
Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning :/
 
First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's fucked up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.
 
Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.
 
I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so fucking beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shit went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).
 
Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.


My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to fuck her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.
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After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.
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Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.
 
My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was fucked up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.
 
Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever fucking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.
 
A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.
 
But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.
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===Sick Fuck Mommy===
{{cs|testSectionOne|Click to Expand and Read|{{squote|I am a single mother and my only son, Jamie, is 13. About six months ago I walked into his room to ask him if he wanted to come with me to my sister's house for the evening. I opened the door without knocking and gently knocked as I looked around the door. When I saw him he was half sitting half lying on the bed with an ENORMOUS erection in his hand. I just stood and stared in amazement as I saw that my 13 year old son had a much bigger penis than his father or any other man I had been with. He lay still for a moment staring back at me before starting back wanking his big cock again. I could not believe he was going to carry on and do it in front of me but I was transfixed and glued to the spot. He was breathing hard and looking right at me while I glanced at his face but stayed fixed on his huge, throbbing cock which was leaking precum from its bulbous head. He started to grunt and then he shot streams of thick spunk out all over his chest and stomach. It came out hard and in large amounts, maybe four big jets and a few small squirts. I stood dumbstruck as he lay panting and milking the last of his load from his still hard dick. He looked me right in the eye and grinned his gorgeous grin before saying, "Enjoy the show?" I just turned and left the room in a whirl of emotions. I walked around trying to think what to do but all I could do was think how fantastic his penis looked. I told myself it was wrong but I was turned on so I could not decide what to do. I sneaked home late that night so as to avoid him. I couldn't look at him the next morning but he was grinning all the time and trying to ask me what was wrong. He was saying things like I shouldn't worry about seeing him as he enjoyed it more than ever, and that he thought I enjoyed it too. I ignored him and when he asked me to admit I enjoyed watching, I walked out.
 
That night when he came home he was quiet and I thought he might have realised he was wrong to have flaunted himself in front of me. Later he was in the living room watching TV while I was doing some cleaning and I walked into the living room to dust the furniture. He was sitting on the couch stark naked with his clothes in a pile on the floor wanking his big, hard cock. I gasped and managed to ask him what the hell he was playing at. He grinned and said he was doing what we both wanted him to do. I said that was not true, but he calmly said that it was. Then he said, "I can tell because you keep staring at my cock. It's big for my age, isn't it?" I was shaking and I wanted to leave but I couldn't. I just kept on staring. He then told me how he had wanked with his friends and his cock was twice the size of some of theirs. I said I wasn't surprised. Then I said, "It's bigger than any grown man's I have seen in the flesh." I couldn't believe I was telling him that. I saw him grin proudly. "Is it really?" he asked, and I told him yes. "Do you like it?" he asked, and I told him yes. He wanked harder and panted and I saw his abs flexing and his massive penis swelling as he grunted that he was going to cum. He came even more and even harder than he had the night before, even hitting his face and neck with the first two jets. He must have shot eight or nine jets and as he lay sweating and panting. I was sweating and panting too.
 
I sat down next to him. He turned and looked at me, smiling. "Did you enjoy that as much as I did," he asked. I told him yes. "Well I'll be able to do it again if you want to do it for me," he said with a smile. I said he must be joking but he said no. As he stroked his still hard penis he invited me to take hold of it. I couldn't resist. I took hold of his fat, sticky shaft and squeezed it before stroking up its length and over the spermy head, then down the underside to his large balls. He giggled cheekily and said, "See mum, I knew you'd like it." I stroked and squeezed his cock and balls with one hand while I rubbed his chest and stomach with the other, smoothing the cum over his warm, smooth skin. I had told him before how well muscled he was for his age and I complimented him again as I felt his impressively firm and defined chest and stomach muscles beneath the film of spunk.
 
I began to wank his mighty penis harder and faster as I continued to rub his toned body. He was breathing deeply and saying, "Oh yes mum, I love it, you are doing it so good." I said, "I love wanking you Jamie. Your dick is so big and sexy." I kept on wanking him for a good ten minutes before his pants and moans became grunts and he said he was cumming. "Do it Jamie," I urged. He shot his second load out over his stomach and my hand. I rubbed his hot cum all over his body and then we both said how much we enjoyed it. I told him to go and shower and I went to my room and fingered myself to a quick and intense orgasm.
 
The next night I undressed him and I got a ruler and tape measure to see how big he actually was. I measured him at seven inches in length and 5 inches around. I then stripped off with him and we started stroking and wanking each other. He had never seen a woman naked before and I showed him where everything was. He came quickly but he then concentrated on getting me off and I came soon afterwards. We have continued in this way ever since, though we only do it a few times each week. We have a fantastic relationship. He has a girlfriend at school and lots of friends who he socialises with all the time. He is a totally level headed young man and we both understand what we do is just sexy fun. He is even bigger now and is getting more manly all the time. I will never have full sex with him as it would be totally wrong, even with protection, but I now see nothing wrong with our fun and hope it continues for another year or two.| [[Anonymous]]}}|0}}
 
[[Image:IncestMotivate.png|right|thumb|Moar like WINCEST, amirite?]]
[[Image:Wrongturnhunterguy.jpg|thumb|right|This is what your kids will look like]]
[[Image:Vos1 p12.jpg|thumb|right|150px|The proper way to greet one's mother when returning home from vacation.]]
[[Image:Thuongthuc_184.jpg|thumb|right|Japan is a country of [[sick fucks]]. And the mother looks the same age as the son. Also, the baby in her stomach will turn out to be [[you]].]]
[[Image:Motherreturnsmagazine.jpg|thumb|right|150px|what?]]
[[Image:Momsniffscock.JPG|thumb|right|150px|SNIFFCEST: does it count? It's fucking funny either way.]]
 
==Where it's alright==
In traditional Balinese culture, for example, a set of twins of the opposite sex were forced to marry each other, since it was assumed that they had had sex in utero. In traditional Mohave culture, opposite-sex twins were thought to have been married in heaven. So if you either belong to some irrelevant Asian people or some extincted indian tribe, you win.
 
==God`s Opinion==
In the [[bible]], it started with Adam and Eve. Their kids [[fuck]]ed and produced inbred babies, who in turn proceeded to [[babyfuck|fuck each other]], and so on.  Yet, in those times people lived for hundreds of years at a time. Methuselah was the result of cousin lovin. Later, when [[God]] got pissed off and decided to start unleashing the [[banhammer]] on all of Earth's users with a massive, lulzy flood, Noah built an ark, and Noah's family committed incest again, thus further narrowing our gene pool.  Even [[science]] says that [[Before the internets|70,000 years ago]], something happened to narrow genetic diversity among ''Homo sapiens''.  Also in the bible, God gave Moses his blessing for [[Genetic Sexual Attraction|marrying his half-sister]]. Several thousands of years later we're only just recovering from the hit that not indulging in incest gave to our lifespan. The family that loves together lives forever. (it can also be noted that this was forever more the first and only true family game)
 
[[IRL]], ape species starting before the dawn of homo sapiens happily fucked each other until they evolved so dumb that they made a bullshit bible and prohibited it. Tada.
 
[[Image:juliapreg.jpg|thumb|Wincest: The baby daddy is daddy!]]
[[Image:Farah_smile.jpg|thumb|Fucktards, Their parents are siblings]]
 
==Incest [[IRL]]==
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[[Image:Father daughter.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Dad gets lucky after the Father-Daughter Dance. Hot]]
[[Image:InbredRepublican.jpg|thumb|right|150px|THE MOAR YOU KNOW: Your incest baby girl will look like this '''if you are lucky'''.]]
[[Image:PieFailWithSister.jpg|thumb|right|An example for two brothers... They're married.]]
[[Image:Nekkid-goku-shouta.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Incest happens [[over 9000|over 9000]] times in Anime too!]]
[[Image:Fuckingowned.jpg|thumb|right|150px|You know, some things you really should just keep to yourself.]]
[[Image:Dorian thorn fucks sister.jpg|thumb|right|150px|[[Dorian Thorn]] and sister.]]
[[Image:Pedobear Incest Poster.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Apparently, [[Pedobear]] is only limited by age.]]
 
Michael Stevan asks "is it incest when my mom and dad have sex?" Yes it is. Incest can also be done through [[MSN]] by <del>German</del> Dutch [[sick fuck|sick fucks]]. (Of course, it is legal there after all.)
 
<table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" align="center"><tr><td align="right"><youtube>25JmPI6aRQc</youtube><br />'''Cybercest, as displayed by Dutch school children.'''</td></tr></table>
 
 
Surprisingly (!), would you believe that there are '''''actual people''''' in the world who hate incest? Take this informative film for example, where the family friendly [[Moon Man]] fights The Bleeders, a race of incestuous creatures who, after generations of love making, have become deformed mutants and bleed all the time due to [[AIDS|hemophilia]]:
 
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==MS Paint==
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==Fanfiction==
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==Quotes==
<center>{{morphquote|mqincest|background-color: white; width: 80%; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;
|A family that sleeps together keeps together.|Typical [[redneck|Southerner]].
|Why waste all that perfectly good spooge on complete strangers?|Yet another Typical [[redneck|Southerner]].
|If you find your big sister sexually attractive, why not do it with her?|A third [[redneck|southerner]].
|Incest: Fun for the whole family!|[[Snover]]
|They say incest is best. Why not put your big sister to the test?|Ancient Proverb.
|Incest is only alright if both parties involved are freak'n hot!|[[President|Bill Clinton]]}}
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==See Also==
==See Also==
[[Image:GayIncest.jpg|thumb|150px|Gay people have incest too!]]
[[File:GayIncest.jpg|thumb|[[ITTY BITTY BABY ITTY BITTY BOAT|Gay people have incest too]]]]
*[[Incestlogs:001|1 log]]
*[[Aimee Louise Sword]]
*[[Incestlogs:002|2 log]]
*[[Brother and Sisters]]
*[[Incest Archives|Archives]]
*[[Chris-Chan]]
*[[Incest Confessions|Confessions]]
*[[Dorian Thorn]]
*[[Dorian Thorn]]
*[[John Forehand]]
*[[Epic Incest Dynasty|The Hapsbergs]]
**[[Incest/Brother]]
**[[Incest/Mother]]
**[[Incest/Step Sister]]
*[[Incest Confessions]]
*[[Incest Archives]]
*[[Incestlogs:001|Log 1]]
*[[Incestlogs:002|Log 2]]
*[[Marjan Siklic]]
*[[Motherless]]
*[[Josef Fritzl]]
*[[Josef Fritzl]]
*[[Sick Fuck]]
*[[Lena Dunham]]
*[[Steven Bonnell II]]
*[[TITTY MONSTER]]
*[[Twincest]]
*[[Twincest]]
*[[Wasd]]
*[[Wasd]]
*[[TITTY MONSTER]]
*[[Yosuga No Sora]]


==External Links==
==External links==
*<s>[http://incestchat.homeincestvideos.net The "Incest" Chat Room!]</s> 404
*[http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081213184916AA8nQ96 Sometimes it was just an accident]
*[http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081213184916AA8nQ96 Sometimes it was just an accident.]
*[http://www.angelfire.com/on/cousins/index.html Another incest support site]
*[http://motherless.com/183BF95 Dorian Thorn loves his sister]
*[http://www.cousincouples.com a support site for people who love their cousins. no,srsly.]
*[http://www.angelfire.com/on/cousins/index.html another incest support site.]
*[http://www.doujinland.com/?cat=4 Incest.. in doujin form.]
*[http://www.myincesthentai.com MOAR Incest Hentai,you sick fuck.]
*[http://www.incestgold.com Incest Gold] [[wtf]]?
*[http://www.glumbert.com/media/cyber.html Hot.]
*[http://www.Fanart-Central.net/pic-418162.html A mother groping her daughter is perfectly normal.]
*[http://myincesthentai.com You're Welcome.]
*[http://rapidshare.com/files/268611720/_FAKKU__Tiny_Boobs_Giant_Tits_History__English_.rar/ Rapidshare of MEGA MILK!]
*[http://incestprogress.blogspot.com A /b/tard documenting his attempts to fuck his Mom]
*[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090924/ap_on_en_tv/us_people_mackenzie_phillips;_ylt=AiSmdYLSZf.zArAKB7Rk0Eus0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTJwOG9wYW51BGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMDkwOTI0L3VzX3Blb3BsZV9tYWNrZW56aWVfcGhpbGxpcHMEcG9zAzYEc2VjA3luX21vc3RfcG9wdWxhcgRzbGsDbWFja2VuemllcGhp Celbs are just like [[us|you]]!]
*[http://domai.com/news/2010/02february-05/index.html Dummy`s guide to topless sunbathing in Europe with your sister]
*[http://domai.com/news/2010/02february-05/index.html Dummy`s guide to topless sunbathing in Europe with your sister]
* {{pastebin|Gt47E4Nr|Oral Hygiene Bro}}
===Forums===
===Forums===
*[http://geneticsexualattraction.com a forum for incestuous people. LULZ!]
*[http://www.cousincouples.com/forum CousinCouples]
*[http://www.atrip.net/forums/showthread.php?t=7870 lol, no. i cant screw around with anyone, cuz i am 13 years old. my dick is still developing, but until now its got enough sperm to leave pregnant a whale. :-p]
*[http://thegsaforum.com/ GeneticSexualAttraction]
*[http://etherchan.org/wiki/index.php/Incest-chan Incest-chan.]
*[http://www.forum.incestizbest.com/ IncestIzBest]
*[http://forum.incesttaboo.com/forumdisplay.php?f=2/Another one that's filled with creepy old people]
*[http://forum.incesttaboo.com IncestTaboo] (last archived {{wayback|http://forum.incesttaboo.com/forum.php|20130511044325|title=May 11 2013}} and {{wayback|http://forum.incesttaboo.com/forum.php?s=36cf1b85513ad6a324032371c025a3af|20131226085125|title=December 26 2013}})
*[http://ins-dream.com/forum/index.php Ins-Dream]
* {{reddit|incest|/r/incest}}
* [http://forum.xnxx.com/group.php?groupid=540 XNXX]
 
 
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===Contribution to Internets Drama===
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Incest has been the cause of much [[Internet drama]] throughout the years. Some highlights include:
[[Category:You]]
*{{ljcomm|user=afamilyaffair}} - Composed of [[sick fucks]], A Family Affair is "for fans of Weasley Incest (Weasleycest) in the J.K. Rowling [[Harry Potter]] universe, mainly the younger generations." Check [http://afa.expecto-patronum.net/ the official AFA home page], and [http://www.livejournal.com/community/afamilyaffair/29892.html this entry] about how [[LJ Abuse]] laid down the [[law]] on the perverts in an attempt to achieve great justice and lulz.
*[http://www.livejournal.com/interests.bml?int=anti-incest Anti-Incest LJ communities and users.]
*[http://www.geneticsexualattraction.com Pro-incest "support group"] for "sufferers" of "[[Genetic Sexual Attraction]]".
*[[Jack Thompson|The horrible product of incest.]]
*[[SA]] + incest post + powerwords = [[EPIC]] [[pwn]]age
*[http://incestprogress.blogspot.com /b/tard's journal documenting his progress trying to fuck his Mom.] Brace for epic win
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Latest revision as of 00:28, 12 June 2024

Incest is a Redneck/Jew/Muslim/Zoroastrian pastime and an Anime plot device in which two people who are thoroughly related engage in sexual intercourse. As to why anyone would ever try this knowing that it usually results with hairless, toothless, retarded babies that play the banjo is due to them knowing that their own ugly-ass family members are the only ones who will give them a shot at sex. Along with rape, pedophilia and hermaphrodites, Incest is one of the few things that the porn-desensitized still get off to.

Views on incest

In traditional Balinese culture, a set of twins of the opposite sex were forced to marry each other, since it was assumed that they had sex in utero. In traditional Mohave culture, opposite-sex twins were thought to have been married in heaven. So if you either belong to some irrelevant Asian people or some extincted Indian tribe, you win. It's often believed that this is not only acceptable but a popular pastime in Japanese cultures, where a majority of their hentai doujins use it as a common theme (See: TITTY MONSTER).

Sigmund Freud claimed that incest is a natural psychological event in every young man's life to lust for their mother, which he theorized after many visits from his female patients and between his after hour activities. The topic is still often debated and always results in drama, effectively making him one of the most successful trolls in the past century.

According to the bible, all human life started with Adam and Eve. Their kids fucked and produced inbred babies, who in turn proceeded to fuck each other, and so on. Later, when God got pissed off and decided to start unleashing the banhammer on all of Earth's inbreds with a massive flood, Noah built an ark where he and family committed incest again, further narrowing our gene pool.

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A family that sleeps together keeps together.
 

 
 

—Typical Southerner.

   
 
Why waste all that perfectly good spooge on complete strangers?
 

 
 

—Yet another Typical Southerner.

   
 
If you find your big sister sexually attractive, why not do it with her?
 

 
 

—A third southerner.

   
 
Incest: Fun for the whole family!
 

 
 

Snover

   
 
They say incest is best. Why not put your big sister to the test?
 

 
 

—Ancient Proverb.

   
 
Incest is only alright if both parties involved are freak'n hot!
 

 
 

Bill Clinton

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