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[[File:Alexa encyclopediadramatica traffic.jpg|thumb|right|ED experiencing slow traffic]]
[[File:Alexa encyclopediadramatica traffic.jpg|thumb|right|ED experiencing slow traffic]]
[[File:EncyclopediaDramaticaAlexa.png|thumb|Screen shot of [[ED]]'s site info on Alexa.]]


'''Alexa''' is a popular [[spyware]] that comes preinstalled with all [[Windows]] installations. It tracks [[i see what you did there|what you are doing]] and reports it back to Alexa. Alexa is also used to decide where a page ends up when using [[Google]] which can attract many more users to the website. This caused the cycle of failure which attracts people to [[Wikipedia]] leading them to believe that it is a real encyclopedia, and also here which is one way to derive [[Hamtaro's Theory]].
'''Alexa''' is a popular [[spyware]] that comes preinstalled with all [[Windows]] installations. It tracks [[i see what you did there|what you are doing]] and reports it back to Alexa. Alexa is also used to decide where a page ends up when using [[Google]] which can attract many more users to the website. This caused the cycle of failure which attracts people to [[Wikipedia]] leading them to believe that it is a real encyclopedia, and also here which is one way to derive [[Hamtaro's Theory]].
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==What Alexa has to say about [[EDiots]]==
==What Alexa has to say about [[EDiots]]==


Relative to the overall population of internet users, the site's audience tends to be under the age of 35; they are also [[over 9000|disproportionately]] [[virgin|childless]] [[white|Caucasians]] and [[no girls on the internet|men]] browsing from school and [[basement dweller|home]] who [[losers|are not college graduates]].  
"Relative to the overall population of internet users, the site's audience tends to be under the age of 35; they are also [[over 9000|disproportionately]] [[virgin|childless]] [[white|Caucasians]] and [[no girls on the internet|men]] browsing from school and [[basement dweller|home]] who [[losers|are not college graduates]]."




==External Links==
==External Links==
*[http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details/encyclopediadramatica.com Check how e-popular ED is!]
*[http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details/encyclopediadramatica.com Check how e-popular the old ED was!]
*<strike>[http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/encyclopediadramatica.ch# Check out how popular it is now!]</strike> [http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/encyclopediadramatica.rs# Second edition comes to the rescue!!!]
*[http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/ohinternet.com# And check also OhInternet endless downfall!]


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Latest revision as of 13:45, 9 November 2024

ED experiencing slow traffic

Alexa is a popular spyware that comes preinstalled with all Windows installations. It tracks what you are doing and reports it back to Alexa. Alexa is also used to decide where a page ends up when using Google which can attract many more users to the website. This caused the cycle of failure which attracts people to Wikipedia leading them to believe that it is a real encyclopedia, and also here which is one way to derive Hamtaro's Theory.

They also try to sell you used books at double price and subscriptions for virtual magazines.

What Alexa has to say about EDiots

"Relative to the overall population of internet users, the site's audience tends to be under the age of 35; they are also disproportionately childless Caucasians and men browsing from school and home who are not college graduates."


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