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''This is an article about the fabulous live forums. For the previous defunct abortions, go to [[EDF1]] or [[EDF2]].''<br /><br />
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'''Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums VI''' or [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online '''EDF6'''], temporarily known as '''Malhub''' is (IS? HAR! MORE LIKE "WAS"!) approximately the [[Over 9000|9001st]] incarnation of the world-renowned shithole known as the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums]]. Filled to the brim with contagious [[autism]], plagued with [[faggotry]], [[shitpost]]ing, and [[drama]], it is safe to say that it is only for the finest connoisseur of [[lulz]]!
'''Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums VI''' or [https://forum.dramatica.online '''EDF6'''], previously also known as '''Malhub''' is approximately the 9000th incarnation of the world-renowned [[Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums]]. Filled to the brim with contagious [[autism]] and plagued with [[faggotry]], [[shitpost]]ing, useless internet [[drama]], [[pedophile]]s and [[furries]], it is safe to say that it is only for the coolest of the cool internet kids like YOU!


==History==
==History==
{{main|EDF2}}
{{main|EDF2}}
[[File:EDF_logo_hl2.png|thumb|right|EDF 6 Prototype Logo]]
In the beginning, there was [[EDF1]]. But after lots of [[shit that nobody cares about]], EDF1 was no more. But then, there was [[EDF2]]. Until early 2018, when the [[Zaiger|head admin and site owner]] was exposed for pocketing the donation money meant for ED and an ED lolsuit and using it to fuel his [[meth]] addiction and [[alcoholism]], he decided to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING]] on EDF2 through a [[User:VX|different admin]]'s account before leaving for good.


In the beginning there was [[EDF1]]. But after lots of [[shit that nobody cares about]], EDF1 was no more.
And yet, using backups from [[at least 100 years ago|June 2017]], EDF2 persisted. Until 1000 dead admins later, [[Conrad Alan Rockenhaus|the last head admin]] was fucking arrested in 2020. And, well, some things... you just cannot survive.
But then, there was [[EDF2]]. Until the [[Zaiger|head admin and site owner]] was exposed for pocketing the donation money meant for ED and an ED lolsuit and instead using it for fueling his [[meth]] addiction and [[alcoholism]], and decided to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING]] on EDF2 through a [[User:VX|different admin]]'s account before leaving for good.
And yet, using backups from 100 years ago, EDF2 persisted. Until 1000 dead admins later, [[Conrad Rockenhaus|the last head admin]] was fucking arrested. And, well, some thing you just cannot survive.
 
Meet [[Aediot]]. Aediot, known on EDF2 as Paeperclip, was a [[faggot]] who had, like, 100 posts on EDF2. For some fucking reason he decided to revive ED. Doing so, he revived EDF. For some other fucking reason, he used the shitty phpBB instead of EDF2's well-liked forum software Xenforo, much to the dismay of everyone who used the website, and wouldn't change it. Some spic named [[User:Umkemesik|Umkemesik]], who had, like, 100 posts on EDF2, showed up on the forum and decided to make a temporary website under the domain '''malhub.com''' on which he installed Xenforo. This was used to prove [[master race|Xenforo's unmatched supremacy]]. But Aediot wouldn't change the software and so everyone moved unto Malhub. A few days later Aediot's EDF was no more, dead on the spring of 2020, filled with [[spam]] for pills that allegedly make your [[cock]] bigger.
 
In early July, [https://forum.dramatica.online/index.php?threads/malhub-will-now-officially-become-edf-welcome-aediot.420/ Umkemesik decided to partner up with Aediot], with Aediot running the wiki and Umk the forum, making a few oldfags belch in disgust. It was then that Malhub was officially known as EDF. After a while Aediot [https://forum.dramatica.online/index.php?threads/state-of-the-union-where-weve-been-where-we-are-and-where-were-going-tl-dr.1040/ apperantly] [[SNCA|wanted to sell the website to Putin or some shit]] so the partnership broke. Afterwards, a new wiki was made as a companion for the forum.
 
'''TL;DR: [[fail|If Aediot went with Xenforo encyclopediadramatica.online, the website on which you are reading this, wouldn't exist, and you would be using Aediot's wiki]]'''
 
==Boards==
 
===General===
*'''Introduction''': Where newfags are required to make their first post. Complementary dickpics encouraged.
*'''Hard Gay Chats''': The forum's /b/, you can post whatever you want on there.
*'''News''': The only reliable news source in America!
*'''Info, Projects, and Suggestions''': Typically ED centric shit, shit that nobody cares about.
 
===[[autism|Special]] Interests===
*'''Politics & Religion''': [[lol|Only the most serious high-level political discourse allowed]].
*'''Movies, Music, and Art''': Where you can post your favourite new Death Grips album, or some gay shit like that.
*'''Video Games''': Of course there is a vidya board.
*'''Food, Drugs, and Health''': How to cook mac and cheese, as well as dubious medical advice. Also tell us the best way to light up a meth pipe, since [https://forum.dramatica.online/index.php?threads/squidgewell-goes-on-5-day-meth-bender-ends-up-in-rehab.788/ 90% of EDF users are actually drug addicted!]
*'''Sports & MMA''': Talk about [[gay|muscular sweaty dudes slamming their bodies onto each other]].
*'''Technology & Weapons''': Talk about the latest graphics card you bought so everyone can tell you you wasted your money.
*'''E-Celebs & Lolcows''': Unrelated drama and gossip. Oh my God he did whaaaaat?!?!
*'''Weeb Basement HQ''': Post about how much you want to "nakadashi" your "waifu". You people make me SICK!
 
===Archive===
*'''Hall of æpic''': Historically significant threads are to be placed by jannies in this subforum for posterity.
*'''Image Dump''': Oh hey, nice puppies-aaaand it's gay black porn. Also post your dick pussy I know you won't cause you're gay.


There is also the shoutbox, a EDF's chatroom, populated solely by creatures known as Estonians. They have populated it since the concept of the shoutbox has been invented.
Meet [[Aediot]]. Aediot, known on EDF2 as Pæperclip, was a [[faggot]] who had, like, 100 posts on EDF2. For some fucking reason he decided to revive ED. Aediot even went as far as taking donations to help "make" a forum. For some other fucking reason, he used the shitty phpBB instead of EDF2's well-liked forum software Xenforo, much to the dismay of everyone who used the website and wouldn't change it. Some fat spic named [[User:Umkemesik|Umkemesik]], who had, like, 100 posts on EDF2, showed up on the forum and decided to make a temporary website under the domain '''malhub.com''' on which he installed Xenforo. This was used to prove [[master race|Xenforo's unmatched supremacy]]. But Aediot wouldn't change the software and so everyone moved unto Malhub. A few days later Aediot's EDF was no more, dead on the spring of 2020, filled with [[spam]] for pills that allegedly make your [[cock]] bigger.


==Members==
In early May 2020, [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/malhub-will-now-officially-become-edf-welcome-aediot.420/ Umkemesik decided to partner up with Aediot], with Aediot running the wiki and Umk the forum, making a few oldfags belch in disgust. It was then that Malhub was officially known as EDF. After a while Aediot [https://forum.dramatica.online/index.php?threads/state-of-the-union-where-weve-been-where-we-are-and-where-were-going-tl-dr.1040/ apperantly] [[SNCA|wanted to sell the website to Putin or some shit]] so the partnership broke. Afterward, a new wiki was made as a companion for the forum.
The forum is only active because of a handful of smelly derelicts constantly shitposting. These are the real patriots.


A few notable faggots:
'''''TL;DR:'''''
[[fail|If Aediot went with Xenforo]], then encyclopediadramatica.online, (the website on which this ED article was written,) wouldn't have existed, and you would be using Aediot's wiki (implying he'd have managed to keep it up during that timeline, which was hard for him to do).


===Janitors===
==Succession of EDF in Chronological Order==
*'''Umkemesik''': EDF6's head admin. A thin-skinned spic that likes [[SNCA|ancient history or whatever]], and also our benelovent overlord, at least until he inevitably goes on a massive [[meth]] binge and throws up on the servers, as foretold in the ED admin curse.
# EDF 1 - Original Gangster Edition
*'''.wil''': Some guy that likes to spend hours doing useless tasks, also post gay porn. Probably gay? Discord admin too. Definetely gay.
# EDF 2 - Zaiger Embezzlement Edition
*'''ASSBLONKER''': DISCORD ADMIN. NAME IS SELF-DESCRIPTIVE. SMOKE DAT SHIT MAN GOD PUT IT IN DE EART IT IS AN HEALTY ERB PEACE
# EDF 2.9 - Serbian Expansion
*'''GloriousReader''': 영광스러운 한국과 리더 김정은에게 영광을!
# EDF 2.99 - Jailhouse Rock Edition
*'''TabbyGarf''': Homosexual Garfield enthusiast. Also wiki admin.
# EDF 5 - PHPBB Abortion
*'''Scumhook''': Greatest poster in EDF history. Also a pedophile. Watch out kiddies!
# EDF 6 - Return of the Lulz
*'''Maysam''': A [[Germany|Nazi]] dad who moderates EDF with [[holocaust|ruthless efficiency]]. Comes to EDF because his communist dystopia doesn't allow him to say "nigger".
# [https://forums.edramatica.com/ EDF 7 - The Lulz Awakens (the current shithole forums.)]
*'''A Fucking Box''': I don't know who this guy is, but I bet his cock is massive! Make sure to fellate his e-penis or you are instantly banned.


===Pætriots===
==Gallery==
*'''Likeicare''': The most powerful member. Former admin. Aussie married to a [[chink]]. Also I hear his meth prices are pretty good.
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*'''[[dropdatwat]]''': Jewish. Need I say more?
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*'''[[User:oddguy|oddguy]]''': Jewish. NEED I SAY MORE?
File:EDF6 GeorgeSoros Thread.png|[[Typical]] [[Edgelord|GeorgeSoros]] thread.
*'''Quence''': A guy from the redboards who has been pretending to be a woman online for YEARS. Also had a sock (that people actually liked) and he would spend his time arguing with his sock for many a post. Needless to say a massive faggot.
File:edf-dick-pills.gif|Posting on EDF6 is guaranteed to make your [[dick]] bigger!
 
File:EDF6 We Know Autism.png
===Cocksucking Faggots===
File:Viril Party Hard.gif|The best day on the forum.
*'''[[Aediot]]''': Moneygrabbing [[jew]]. Used to prostitute himself on EDF2. Wants to [[Taking down ED|sue ED]] for disobeying his LLC or whatever. Shoves [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-adezero-aediot-breakup-trashfire.89597/post-8874981 toilet paper in his asshole to stop his anal leaking], because, [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-adezero-aediot-breakup-trashfire.89597/post-8875628 as he states], he was [[LOL|raped as a child]]. [[FACT|Allegedly]] trafficks child pornography.
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*'''[[Linkermann|Linkermann/OtterWhiskers]]''': Got thrown out at the very beginning of the forum for being a massive faggot. *Rubs ur belly*
File:EDF Gold Account.png|To view this image, you must buy an [[4chan Gold Account|EDF Gold Account]].
*'''Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd''': A suck-up and annoying faggot. Banned in the wiki, and was banned in the forums for a while. Likes to make obvious fail-socks and calls Aediot "the dark lord" or some other faggy shit. Retarded enough to be annoying, not retarded enough to be lulzy. Sad!
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==Some interesting threads==
==Some interesting threads==
*https://forum.dramatica.online/index.php?threads/malhub-will-now-officially-become-edf-welcome-aediot.420/ - Umkemesik and Aediot partner up. LOL FAGS!
*[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/malhub-will-now-officially-become-edf-welcome-aediot.420/ Umkemesik and Aediot partner up. LOL FAGS!]
*https://forum.dramatica.online/index.php?threads/virginedf-is-worried-and-scared-of-chadedf.90/ - An early thread about the "rivalry" between Aediot's EDF and malhub
*[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/virginedf-is-worried-and-scared-of-chadedf.90/ An early thread about the "rivalry" between Aediot's EDF and Malhub.]
*https://forum.dramatica.online/index.php?threads/edf6-1st-annual-yearbook-thread.1557/ - The Yearbook, an EDF tradition. Post your mugshot or penis and it will be put in the OP.
*[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/edf6-1st-annual-yearbook-thread.1557/ Post your mugshot or penis and it will be put in the OP].
*[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/the-romance-of-scumhook-and-quence-as-told-by-lurk.2233/ Witness a riveting tale packed with exciting action and romance!]
*[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/goddamnit-wil-aka-how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-love-ed-2-autistic-boogaloo.3073/ Slapfight between .wil and UMK]


==See also==
==See also==
*[[EDF1]] - The græt progenitor
*[[EDF1]] - The græt progenitor.
*[[EDF2]] - The father that went for a pack of smokes but never returned
*[[EDF2]] - The father that went for a pack of smokes, but never returned.
*[[Kiwifarms]] - The gay, boring version of EDF
*[[Kiwifarms]] - Gay and boring EDF wannabe
 
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Latest revision as of 18:10, 14 October 2025

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This is an article about the fabulous live forums. For the previous defunct abortions, go to EDF1 or EDF2.

Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums VI or EDF6, temporarily known as Malhub is (IS? HAR! MORE LIKE "WAS"!) approximately the 9001st incarnation of the world-renowned shithole known as the Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums. Filled to the brim with contagious autism, plagued with faggotry, shitposting, and drama, it is safe to say that it is only for the finest connoisseur of lulz!

History

Moar info: EDF2.

EDF 6 Prototype Logo

In the beginning, there was EDF1. But after lots of shit that nobody cares about, EDF1 was no more. But then, there was EDF2. Until early 2018, when the head admin and site owner was exposed for pocketing the donation money meant for ED and an ED lolsuit and using it to fuel his meth addiction and alcoholism, he decided to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING on EDF2 through a different admin's account before leaving for good.

And yet, using backups from June 2017, EDF2 persisted. Until 1000 dead admins later, the last head admin was fucking arrested in 2020. And, well, some things... you just cannot survive.

Meet Aediot. Aediot, known on EDF2 as Pæperclip, was a faggot who had, like, 100 posts on EDF2. For some fucking reason he decided to revive ED. Aediot even went as far as taking donations to help "make" a forum. For some other fucking reason, he used the shitty phpBB instead of EDF2's well-liked forum software Xenforo, much to the dismay of everyone who used the website and wouldn't change it. Some fat spic named Umkemesik, who had, like, 100 posts on EDF2, showed up on the forum and decided to make a temporary website under the domain malhub.com on which he installed Xenforo. This was used to prove Xenforo's unmatched supremacy. But Aediot wouldn't change the software and so everyone moved unto Malhub. A few days later Aediot's EDF was no more, dead on the spring of 2020, filled with spam for pills that allegedly make your cock bigger.

In early May 2020, Umkemesik decided to partner up with Aediot, with Aediot running the wiki and Umk the forum, making a few oldfags belch in disgust. It was then that Malhub was officially known as EDF. After a while Aediot apperantly wanted to sell the website to Putin or some shit so the partnership broke. Afterward, a new wiki was made as a companion for the forum.

TL;DR: If Aediot went with Xenforo, then encyclopediadramatica.online, (the website on which this ED article was written,) wouldn't have existed, and you would be using Aediot's wiki (implying he'd have managed to keep it up during that timeline, which was hard for him to do).

Succession of EDF in Chronological Order

  1. EDF 1 - Original Gangster Edition
  2. EDF 2 - Zaiger Embezzlement Edition
  3. EDF 2.9 - Serbian Expansion
  4. EDF 2.99 - Jailhouse Rock Edition
  5. EDF 5 - PHPBB Abortion
  6. EDF 6 - Return of the Lulz
  7. EDF 7 - The Lulz Awakens (the current shithole forums.)
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Some interesting threads

See also

  • EDF1 - The græt progenitor.
  • EDF2 - The father that went for a pack of smokes, but never returned.
  • Kiwifarms - Gay and boring EDF wannabe
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EDF1 Faggots

@D-malice
@DestinyMew
@Faust and Pory
@LittleCloud
@Moon beam 750
@Negi Springfield
@Kale
@Kazantzakis
@Klondikebar

EDF1 Faggotry

@Casual Friday
@ChadSyphrett
@DeCadence Comic
@Door1Edward0
@Mod Sass
@Sheneequa Turns Four

EDF2 Faggots

@Alenonimo
@beefrave
@BMO
@Conrad Alan Rockenhaus
@DGTrixie
@DrMusic2
@dropdatwat
@Flaglerchat
@Hayakain
@Lazerbot
@Likeicare
@Michael Horowitz Foster
@Mikemikev
@milwin
@NaokoElric2250
@Onideus Mad Hatter
@Pæperclip
@RabidAntiRadFem
@Schnookums
@Silverhaze06
@TheDOSFag
@Tom Preston
@vermin
@zaiger

EDF2 Faggotry

@Bullet to the Head of the NRA
@Cigarsex
@Cloudflare
@Dislikes
@Faggot of the Year
@George Zimmerman's Big Game Hunter
@Longseet
@The Clown Prince Rises
@Wilkins Coffee

EDF6 Faggots

@aediot
@BiteySnek
@Branman65
@dropdatwat
@graykat
@Linkermann
@Umkemesik
@VideoGamePhenom
@Walter_Spencer_1488

EDF6 Faggotry

@Faggot of the Year @Rule 34 League