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'''College Humor''' is a site visited by jocks to prove to their fellow jocks that they're [[not gay]]. Founded by a [[Jakob Lodwick|basement-dwelling college student]] who [[unfunny|lacks the lulz]] but still seems to be able to get his site affiliated with some other unfunny websites like [[Something Awful]].
[[Image:CollegeHumor_-_07.png|thumb|right]]
'''College Humor''' (now known as '''Dropout''') is a website, [[JewTube]] channel, and streaming service run by closet [[furfags]] and visited by [[jocks]] to prove to their fellow jocks that they're [[not gay]]. Founded by a [[Jakob Lodwick|basement-dwelling college student]] who [[unfunny|lacks the lulz]] but still seems to be able to get his site affiliated with some other unfunny websites like [[Something Awful]].


If you are unsure, you can identify said jocks by the presence of random [[retarded]] pictures they've printed out from this site taped to their walls or doors.
If you are unsure, you can identify said jocks by the presence of random [[retarded]] pictures they've printed out from this site taped to their walls or doors.


== The media ==
[[Image:CollegeHumor_-_06.png|center]]
 
== The Media ==
[[Image:Becomeamodel.jpg|frame|Proving their coolness]]
[[Image:Becomeamodel.jpg|frame|Proving their coolness]]


The media of the website consists of genuinely bland videos such as [http://www.ugoto.com/pictures/who-says-kids-cant-surf.html Who Says Kids Can't Surf], and other such topics that college freshmen are bound to find funny. Among this hilarity are cool things like pictures of [[pr0n|girls naked]] which is exclusive because you can't find that anywhere else on the internets and mockery of [[George Bush]] in video format because that's undoubtedly original. If we still can't convince you that this site is '''not''' an exact replica of eBaums's world, then the games and joke section should.
The media of the website consists of genuinely bland videos such as [http://www.ugoto.com/pictures/who-says-kids-cant-surf.html Who Says Kids Can't Surf], and other such topics that college freshmen are bound to find funny. Among this hilarity are cool things like pictures of [[pr0n|girls naked]] which is exclusive because you can't find that anywhere else on the internets and mockery of [[George Bush]] in video format because that's undoubtedly original. If we still can't convince you that this site is '''not''' an exact replica of eBaums's world, then the games and joke section should.


CH generally finds out about [[memes]] about 4 years after the rest of the internets has discarded their lulzless corpses.  The only meme they managed to keep pace with the rest of the world on was [[Corey Worthington]], and they even managed to turn that ghey by creating a Corey t-shirt on their partner site, [http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/sunglasses/male Bustedtees] which could be worn for approximately 2 days before it became a played-out joke.
CH generally finds out about [[memes]] about 4 years after the rest of the internets has discarded their lulzless corpses.  The only meme they managed to keep pace with the rest of the world on was [[Corey Worthington]], and they even managed to turn that ghey by creating a Corey t-shirt on their partner site, [https://web.archive.org/web/20080331063552/http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/sunglasses/ male Bustedtees] which could be worn for approximately 2 days before it became a played-out joke.
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== The Community ==
== The Community ==


College Humor has an extensive user-submitted articles section, which is made of [[FAIL]] and [[old memes]].  Users can comment on and discuss the articles, and these discussions usually involve combo breaking and discussion of how [[Chuck Norris]] and gay Nickelodeon shows from the early 90's are the lulziest thing on the internets.  One of the [http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1738320 most popular articles of 2007] was an extended [[lolcat]] joke.  The most recent instance of a Chuck Norris joke on front page (which is reserved for articles the CH admins believe to be the most win) occurred on [http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1750190 February 23, 2008].
College Humor has an extensive user-submitted articles section, which is made of [[FAIL]] and [[old memes]].  Users can comment on and discuss the articles, and these discussions usually involve combo breaking and discussion of how [[Chuck Norris]] and gay Nickelodeon shows from the early 90's are the lulziest thing on the internets.  One of the [http://archive.fo/ydJmv most popular articles of 2007] was an extended [[lolcat]] joke.  The most recent instance of a Chuck Norris joke on front page (which is reserved for articles the CH admins believe to be the most win) occurred on [http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3269060/oh-man-we-got-an-illustrator February 23, 2008].


The admins of College Humor enjoy a celebrity status among its [[furry|users]], all of whom would gladly suck their cocks.  The gods of CH are [http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239 Streeter Seidel], a pathetic basement-dwelling fatass, and [http://www.collegehumor.com/user:298 Jake Hurwitz], a closeted gay frat boy.  One of the most popular features on CH has been the "prank war," a series of escalating pranks between Seidel and [http://www.collegehumor.com/user:229 Amir]; both [[furries | men]] have cried like bitches as a result, which is probably the only thing on the entire website that is lulz.  Another popular feature is the "Hardly Working" video series, which depicts typical activities around the office, such as gay [[bukkake]] parties and [[auto-erotic asphyxiation]].  Since the CH audience is predominantly male, the community instantly [[cuckold|sucks up to every female user]] and tells them how funny they are instead of demanding [[Tits or GTFO]].    [[Fag|You]] decide.
The admins of College Humor enjoy a celebrity status among its [[furry|users]], all of whom would gladly suck their cocks.  The gods of CH are [http://www.collegehumor.com/user/65465 Streeter Seidel], a pathetic basement-dwelling fatass, and [http://www.collegehumor.com/user/65524 Jake Hurwitz], a closeted gay frat boy.  One of the most popular features on CH has been the "prank war," a series of escalating pranks between Seidel and [http://www.collegehumor.com/user/65455 Amir]; both [[furries | men]] have cried like bitches as a result, which is probably the only thing on the entire website that is lulz.  Another popular feature is the "Hardly Working" video series, which depicts typical activities around the office, such as gay [[bukkake]] parties and [[auto-erotic asphyxiation]].  Since the CH audience is predominantly male, the community instantly [[cuckold|sucks up to every female user]] and tells them how funny they are instead of demanding [[Tits or GTFO]].    [[Fag|You]] decide.


== College Humor and Anon ==  
== College Humor And Anon ==  


As if that isn't enough proof that CH is [[DOING IT WRONG]], on February 11, 2008, they posted an un-lulzy parody of Anon.  It is also blatantly inaccurate; they accuse [[Will Smith]] of being a Xenufag, but he is actually the muhfugrin' PRINCE OF BEL AIR. This video did not incur the wrath of [[Anonymous]], because nobody on the internets gives a fuck about CH except fucktarded frat boys.
As if that isn't enough proof that CH is [[DOING IT WRONG]], on February 11, 2008, they posted an un-lulzy parody of Anon.  It is also blatantly inaccurate; they accuse [[Will Smith]] of being a Xenufag, but he is actually the muhfugrin' PRINCE OF BEL AIR. This video did not incur the wrath of [[Anonymous]], because nobody on the internets gives a fuck about CH except fucktarded frat boys.
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[[Truth|Actually it was a pretty lulzy jab at the]] [[EFG|epic fail]] [[truth|that was]] [[chanology|project chanology]]
[[Truth|Actually it was a pretty lulzy jab at the]] [[EFG|epic fail]] [[truth|that was]] [[chanology|project chanology]]


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== New Layout==
== New Layout==


In late 2006 College humor transformed into an even blander sack of pelican shit with a facelift.  The new layout whores itself with more advertisements, (roughly one per inch) and the same tired old updates- now conveniently condensed into a paragraph. Among other things it also employed more college [[sluts]] to do updates about their periods and venereal warts.  Since their writing style compares to that of many [[16 year old girls]] it is debatable that collegehumor has now become as unbearable your sister's [[MySpace]].
In late 2006 College humor transformed into an even blander sack of pelican shit with a facelift.  The new layout whores itself with more advertisements, (roughly one per inch) and the same tired old updates- now conveniently condensed into a paragraph. Among other things it also employed more college [[sluts]] to do updates about their periods and venereal warts.  Since their writing style compares to that of many [[16 year old girls]] it is debatable that collegehumor has now become as unbearable your sister's [[Facebook]].
 
==In more recent times==


==In More Recent Times==


While all the above is true of "CH," more recently the humor quotient has risen a thenth of a humor point. After they realised that [[copypasta|reposting]] [[old meme|reposts]] and continuously jumping on the bandwagon wasn't funny any more, they decided to put out more [[original content]] on the site.
While all the above is true of "CH," more recently the humor quotient has risen a tenth of a humor point. After they realised that [[copypasta|reposting]] [[old meme|reposts]] and continuously jumping on the bandwagon wasn't funny any more, they decided to put out more [[original content]] on the site.
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The original content still some how not that great.
The original content still some how not that great.
*Jake and Amir: [[Unfunny|Hilarious]] series about Amir, who is obsessed with his co-worker, Jake.
*Jake and Amir: [[Unfunny|Hilarious]] series about Amir, a [[fag]] obsessed with his co-worker and boyfriend, Jake.
*Hardly working: WHACKY RANDOM [[Uncyclopedia]] style sketches.
*Hardly Working: WHACKY RANDOM [[Uncyclopedia]] style sketches.
*BleepBloop: A video game show. [[Trying too hard]] to rope in the [[basement dweller|nerd viewer]].
*BleepBloop: A video game show. [[Trying too hard]] to rope in the [[basement dweller|nerd viewer]].
*Dimension 20: A [[Dungeons & Dragons]] actual play series run by Brennan Lee Mulligan, a [[ginger]] [[Communist]] who also acts in Hardly Working. Honestly deserves its own page for its spergy fandom.
*Game Changer: Sam [[Nazi|Reich]]'s attempts to torture Brennan Lee Mulligan, disguised as a game show for all the cast.
*Um Actually: [[Shit nobody cares about|A trivia show for nerds]]. Previously hosted by Mike [[Trap]]p, currently by [[Nigerian Scam Email|Ify Nwadiwe]].
*Make Some Noise: A spinoff of Game Changer and blatant Whose Line ripoff, where Sam tortures not only Brennan but many comedians, some of whom happen to be diversity people.
===Proof That Brennan is Being Tortured by Sam===
{{quote|I know what’s going on here. I know what’s going on here. Okay? I do. And if you want me to wander backstage to spill the beans... I’m the only one out of the loop, it would seem... and if we check my point total here— I don’t ''NEED'' to walk to the front, because I know what it is. It’s a big ol’ '''GOOSE''' EGG, GANG. It’s a '''FAT ''ZERO''. ''HELLO''!!''' A little LATE ADDITION to the numerical symbol chart brought to us from our friends in [[Muslim|Arabia]], a little bit of trivia that I happen to know about the history of numbers. That kind of little tidbit would serve me well in most trivia games, unless it had been '''''RIGGED'' FROM THE BEGINNING'''! Oh, I’ve only just ''BEGUN'' to pull the thread on this sweater, friends. You would THINK in a game where there are only TWO possible correct choices, that one would 'STUMBLE ''INTO'' the right answer every so often, wouldn’t you? In fact, the probability of NEVER guessing right in the full game is a '''''STATISTICAL''' WONDER'', and yet, HERE WE ARE. Introduced at the top of the game as a champion, what do you think that means? Icarus, flying too close to the sun. But it seems Daedalus, our little master crafter over here, had some wax wings of his own, didn’t he? Wanted to see his son fall. Fall from the sky. Oh, how CLOSE TO THE SUN he flew! Well I’m NOT HAVING IT. I solved your labyrinth, puzzle master! The minotaur‘s escaped and you’re gonna get the horns, buddy! '''''I CANNOT WIN!'''''| [[Anonymous]]}}


==Tv Show==
 
==The Kind Of Humor You Can Expect...==
 
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Eventually with following that formula, they got their own [[unfunny|mildly funny]] tv show. Unfortunately it's on MTV. 'Nuff Said.
 
==Diamonds In The Rough==
Ultimately College Humor is like a cheap hooker, if you look hard enough you can find one that doesn't look like a tramp toppled on out of a trash truck who will give you a good time, but in any event you run the risk of getting sucker punched in the pecker with an STD.  Thankfully for you, we here at ED have braved the bullshit (over 3,000 videos) to bring you the "very best" the site has to offer (which isn't much), allowing you to bypass the bitch blight you otherwise would have risked going on your own.
 
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==Gallery==
 
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==See Also==
*[[Unfunny]]
*[[Cracked]]
*[[Uncyclopedia]]


== External Links ==
== External Links ==
*[http://collegehumor.com College Humor]
*{{youtube|collegehumor|Youtube Channel}}
*{{fb|CollegeHumor|Facebook page}}
*{{twitter|CollegeHumor|Twitter}}


[http://collegehumor.com College Humor]
{{Web 2.0}}
 
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Latest revision as of 23:44, 9 September 2024

College Humor (now known as Dropout) is a website, JewTube channel, and streaming service run by closet furfags and visited by jocks to prove to their fellow jocks that they're not gay. Founded by a basement-dwelling college student who lacks the lulz but still seems to be able to get his site affiliated with some other unfunny websites like Something Awful.

If you are unsure, you can identify said jocks by the presence of random retarded pictures they've printed out from this site taped to their walls or doors.

The Media

Proving their coolness

The media of the website consists of genuinely bland videos such as Who Says Kids Can't Surf, and other such topics that college freshmen are bound to find funny. Among this hilarity are cool things like pictures of girls naked which is exclusive because you can't find that anywhere else on the internets and mockery of George Bush in video format because that's undoubtedly original. If we still can't convince you that this site is not an exact replica of eBaums's world, then the games and joke section should.

CH generally finds out about memes about 4 years after the rest of the internets has discarded their lulzless corpses. The only meme they managed to keep pace with the rest of the world on was Corey Worthington, and they even managed to turn that ghey by creating a Corey t-shirt on their partner site, male Bustedtees which could be worn for approximately 2 days before it became a played-out joke.

The Community

College Humor has an extensive user-submitted articles section, which is made of FAIL and old memes. Users can comment on and discuss the articles, and these discussions usually involve combo breaking and discussion of how Chuck Norris and gay Nickelodeon shows from the early 90's are the lulziest thing on the internets. One of the most popular articles of 2007 was an extended lolcat joke. The most recent instance of a Chuck Norris joke on front page (which is reserved for articles the CH admins believe to be the most win) occurred on February 23, 2008.

The admins of College Humor enjoy a celebrity status among its users, all of whom would gladly suck their cocks. The gods of CH are Streeter Seidel, a pathetic basement-dwelling fatass, and Jake Hurwitz, a closeted gay frat boy. One of the most popular features on CH has been the "prank war," a series of escalating pranks between Seidel and Amir; both men have cried like bitches as a result, which is probably the only thing on the entire website that is lulz. Another popular feature is the "Hardly Working" video series, which depicts typical activities around the office, such as gay bukkake parties and auto-erotic asphyxiation. Since the CH audience is predominantly male, the community instantly sucks up to every female user and tells them how funny they are instead of demanding Tits or GTFO. You decide.

College Humor And Anon

As if that isn't enough proof that CH is DOING IT WRONG, on February 11, 2008, they posted an un-lulzy parody of Anon. It is also blatantly inaccurate; they accuse Will Smith of being a Xenufag, but he is actually the muhfugrin' PRINCE OF BEL AIR. This video did not incur the wrath of Anonymous, because nobody on the internets gives a fuck about CH except fucktarded frat boys.

Actually it was a pretty lulzy jab at the epic fail that was project chanology

The CollegeHumor Video

New Layout

In late 2006 College humor transformed into an even blander sack of pelican shit with a facelift. The new layout whores itself with more advertisements, (roughly one per inch) and the same tired old updates- now conveniently condensed into a paragraph. Among other things it also employed more college sluts to do updates about their periods and venereal warts. Since their writing style compares to that of many 16 year old girls it is debatable that collegehumor has now become as unbearable your sister's Facebook.

In More Recent Times

While all the above is true of "CH," more recently the humor quotient has risen a tenth of a humor point. After they realised that reposting reposts and continuously jumping on the bandwagon wasn't funny any more, they decided to put out more original content on the site.
The original content still some how not that great.

  • Jake and Amir: Hilarious series about Amir, a fag obsessed with his co-worker and boyfriend, Jake.
  • Hardly Working: WHACKY RANDOM Uncyclopedia style sketches.
  • BleepBloop: A video game show. Trying too hard to rope in the nerd viewer.
  • Dimension 20: A Dungeons & Dragons actual play series run by Brennan Lee Mulligan, a ginger Communist who also acts in Hardly Working. Honestly deserves its own page for its spergy fandom.
  • Game Changer: Sam Reich's attempts to torture Brennan Lee Mulligan, disguised as a game show for all the cast.
  • Um Actually: A trivia show for nerds. Previously hosted by Mike Trapp, currently by Ify Nwadiwe.
  • Make Some Noise: A spinoff of Game Changer and blatant Whose Line ripoff, where Sam tortures not only Brennan but many comedians, some of whom happen to be diversity people.

Proof That Brennan is Being Tortured by Sam

   
“ 		 
I know what’s going on here. I know what’s going on here. Okay? I do. And if you want me to wander backstage to spill the beans... I’m the only one out of the loop, it would seem... and if we check my point total here— I don’t NEED to walk to the front, because I know what it is. It’s a big ol’ GOOSE EGG, GANG. It’s a FAT ZERO. HELLO!! A little LATE ADDITION to the numerical symbol chart brought to us from our friends in Arabia, a little bit of trivia that I happen to know about the history of numbers. That kind of little tidbit would serve me well in most trivia games, unless it had been RIGGED FROM THE BEGINNING! Oh, I’ve only just BEGUN to pull the thread on this sweater, friends. You would THINK in a game where there are only TWO possible correct choices, that one would 'STUMBLE INTO the right answer every so often, wouldn’t you? In fact, the probability of NEVER guessing right in the full game is a STATISTICAL WONDER, and yet, HERE WE ARE. Introduced at the top of the game as a champion, what do you think that means? Icarus, flying too close to the sun. But it seems Daedalus, our little master crafter over here, had some wax wings of his own, didn’t he? Wanted to see his son fall. Fall from the sky. Oh, how CLOSE TO THE SUN he flew! Well I’m NOT HAVING IT. I solved your labyrinth, puzzle master! The minotaur‘s escaped and you’re gonna get the horns, buddy! I CANNOT WIN!
  		„
  		 

— Anonymous


The Kind Of Humor You Can Expect...

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Diamonds In The Rough

Ultimately College Humor is like a cheap hooker, if you look hard enough you can find one that doesn't look like a tramp toppled on out of a trash truck who will give you a good time, but in any event you run the risk of getting sucker punched in the pecker with an STD. Thankfully for you, we here at ED have braved the bullshit (over 3,000 videos) to bring you the "very best" the site has to offer (which isn't much), allowing you to bypass the bitch blight you otherwise would have risked going on your own.

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