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[[File:Tassucks.jpg|right|thumb|What the actual ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' cast thinks of LK's 'masterpiece'.]]


[[Image:PedoKuriboh.jpg|right|thumb|LittlKuriboh and his sidekick [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15S0g8pG6HU pedo beard] ponder on what songs from iTunes are suitable to choose from so he'd waste his time to parody them rather than make new material for his own show.]]
'''LittleKuriboh''' is a [[die_alone|god]] among [[Internets]] due to his [[Unwarranted Self Importance|highly popular]] and [[shit|original]] ''Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series'', a series of webisodes which aim to retell the plot of ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' without all the [[fail]] and [[AIDS]], but with more gay 4chan/Internet references to be lol funny. Since its creation, YGOTAS has developed a [[Scientology|cult]] following and spawned [[Over 9000|over 9,000]] ripoffs, which are all relatively the same as the original YGOTAS, but with even worse voice acting.


'''LittleKuriboh''' is a [[die_alone|God]] among [[internets]] due to his [[Unwarranted Self Importance|highly popular]] and [[shit|original]] ''Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series'', a series of webisodes which aim to retell the plot of ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh]]'' without all the [[fail]] and [[AIDS]], but with more gay 4chan/internet references to be lol funny. Since its creation, YGOTAS has developed a [[Scientology|cult]] following and spawned [[Over 9000|over 9,000]] rip-offs, which are all relatively the same as the original YGOTAS, but with even worse voice acting.
{{quote|It’s pretty sad what LK has become. The guy has some decent enough chops that he could actually do something, but he’s become trapped by his own laziness, misery, and desperate need to be loved that he will lower himself to shit ... in order to get people to like him. It’s the same reason he was so obsessed with doing with con circuit, teaming up with Team 4Star, and sucking up to TGWTG. The breakdown of his marriage only made it worse and exposed him as the needy, sad person that is so plainly apparent in his videos now. He keeps doing these endless song parodies because it’s so much easier than having to come up with new material, since he painted himself into a corner on his own abridged series. There will never again be a season of YGO Abridged as moderately funny as the first one was.|QFT}}


{{quote|It’s pretty sad what LK has become. The guy has some decent enough chops that he could actually do something, but he’s become trapped by his own laziness, misery, and desperate need to be loved that he will lower himself to shit ... in order to get people to like him. It’s the same reason he was so obsessed with doing with con circuit, teaming up with Team 4Star, and sucking up to TGWTG. The breakdown of his marriage only made it worse and exposed him as the needy, sad person that is so plainly apparent in his videos now. He keeps doing these endless song parodies because it’s so much easier than having to come up with new material, since he painted himself into a corner on his own abridged series. There will never again be a season of YGO Abridged as moderately funny as the first one was.|QFT}}
==Just was is an abridged series?==


==Just was is an Abridged Series?==
[[Image:Littlekuribohcard.jpg|thumb|This card can only be summoned by sacrificing Dan Green. Also note the [[ghetto|lovely neighborhood]] LK lives in.]]
[[Image:Littlekuribohcard.jpg|thumb|This card can only be summoned by sacrificing Dan Green. Also note the [[ghetto|lovely neighborhood]] LK lives in.]]


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An abridged series attempts to rectify this by:
An abridged series attempts to rectify this by:


*[[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|Shortening]] the story so that it does not lose the attention of its [[retards|viewers]].  This was true for earlier episodes that ran about [[At Least 100|3 to 5]] minutes long.  Now, it's just a bunch of [[lolcats|internet memes]] with the occasional [[Family Guy|popular culture]] reference running for up to [[Over 9000|10]] minutes long.
*[[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|Shortening]] the story so that it does not lose the attention of its [[retards|viewers]].  This was true for earlier episodes that ran about [[At Least 100|three to five]] minutes long.  Now, it's just a bunch of [[lolcats|Internet memes]] with the occasional [[Family Guy|popular culture]] reference running for up to [[Over 9000|ten]] minutes long.


*Remove the lame jokes, and replace them with lamer but moar [[South Park|edgy]] ones.  Make [[gay]] jokes as often as possible.
*Remove the lame jokes, and replace them with lamer but moar [[South Park|edgy]] ones.  Make [[gay]] jokes as often as possible.
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*Point out and occasionally avoid the idiotic choices of the characters.
*Point out and occasionally avoid the idiotic choices of the characters.


*<strike>Generally [[Lies|improve the overall quality]] by removing anything remotely [[Japanese]].</strike>  Funnily enough, LittleKuriboh wants the world to know that he actually knows about Yu-Gi-Oh! and makes references to the Japanese version and how 4kids 'Ruined it'.
*<strike>Generally [[Lies|improve the overall quality]] by removing anything remotely [[Japanese]].</strike>  Funnily enough, LittleKuriboh wants the world to know that he actually knows about ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' and makes references to the Japanese version and how 4Kids 'Ruined it'.
 
*Makes terrible self-depreciating jokes in order to hide your [[cock|massive, throbbing ego]] and to make your audience relate to you.  Common jokes include how you don't update regularly, how down-to-earth you are, and how people overrate you, despite not [[Final Solution|taking the appropriate action]] to shut them up once and for all.


*Makes terrible "self-depreciating" jokes in order to hide your [[cock|massive, throbbing ego]] and to make your audience relate to you.  Common jokes include how you don't update regularly, how down-to-earth you are, and how people overrate you, despite not [[Final Solution|taking the appropriate action]] to shut them up once and for all.
But why rely on ED when no other than '''DAN GREEN''' [[lie|himself]] taught the Internet how to make an abridged series many years ago?


[[Some argue]] that the best way to become an [[internet celebrity]] is to create an abridged series, as it takes little effort and even less talent (note: this is only true if you  mind being called a faggot and only because everyone will troll you with ease). As such, the internet has been flooded with crappy, half-assed [[shit]] which essentially plagiarizes everything which [[Lie|made YGOTAS unique]].
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But why rely on ae when no other than '''DAN GREEN''' [[lie|himself]] taught the internet how to make an abridged series many years ago?
What? You're asking whom '''DAN GREEN''' is? Sure, he's some dude who's voiced [[Sonic|Knuckles]] in...what's that? You don't give a shit about him and he can go suck a dick? Good.


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[[Some argue]] that the best way to become an [[Internet celebrity]] is to create an abridged series, as it takes little effort and even less talent. As such, the Internet has been flooded with crappy, half-assed [[shit]] which essentially plagiarizes everything which made YGOTAS [[tracing|unique]]. [[Lies|Not that LK ever stumbled upon The Editing Room and decided to do the same thing with a Japanese cartoon everyone stopped giving a shit about since 2004, no siree. EVER.]]


*'''PROTIP:''' Don't be a fool, foo. Don't make an abridged series, not even for the lolz.
==JewTube career==
*'''PROTIP#2:''' If you are [[nostalgiafag|actually tempted]] to watch one, stay away from any One Piece and Bleach abridged series. [[truth|They are all destined to suck nigger cock]].
*'''PROTIP#3:''' '''DAN GREEN''' is right. Being an internet celebrity is as meaningless as it sounds. '''DON'T DO ET FAGGOT.'''
*'''PROTIP#∞:''' [[truth|You've just seen every single episode from Yu Gi Oh TAS: Season 3 thanks to this video.]]


==JewTube Career==
LittleKuriboh's [[lie|hilarious]] comedic style, which is based on Carlos Mencia styled-humor, attracted much praise and many [[/b/tards]] back in the day. At first, the lulz were plentiful, if you were an [[Uncyclopedia]] user or a [[13 year old boy|13-year-old-boy]]. Then, after a four week break, LittleKuriboh realised that no matter what he posted on the Internet, even if it took him eons to actually post his videos, they would all receive the praise and attention at the level of any work made by Leonardo da Vinci. Since then, the series became littered with Disney songs, [[YTMND]] memes, [[shit nobody cares about|obscure references]] and canceled Adult Swim shows. Needless to say it was the beginning of the descending to major suckage for the Internet's favorite British anime redubber. The series has since turned into the ''[[Family Guy]]'' of the Internet.
LittleKuriboh's [[lie|hilarious]] comedic style, which is based on Carlos Mencia styled-humour, attracted much praise and many [[/b/tards]] back in the day. At first, the lulz were plentiful, if you were an [[Uncyclopedia]] user or a [[13 year old boy|13-year-old-boy]]. Then, after a four week break, LittleKuriboh realised that no matter what he posted on the interwebs, even if it took him aeons to actually post his videos, they would all receive the praise and attention at the level of any work made by Leonardo Da Vinci. Since then, the series became littered with Disney songs, [[YTMND]] memes, [[shit nobody cares about|obscure references]] and canceled Adult Swim shows. Needless to say it was the beginning of the descending to major suckage for the internet's favourite British anime redubber. The series has thus turned into the [[Family Guy]] of the internet.
''This LittleKuriboh [[retard|fan]] is probably regretting posting his video on YT now that his testicles have finally dropped. Sucks to be him of course.''
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Since late 2006, YouTube began a war on LittleKuriboh's supposed copyright infringement. Legions of armed interweb nerds fought loyally for their cheap laughs, while millions of cyber minions were manufactured. ''(Spoiler:'' LittleKuriboh regained his account on JewTube much to the [[jizz|happiness]] of his [[nerds|loyal minions]].) Despite all that, the battle goes on and on and on, which led to a predictabe pattern; LK gets banned, nerds rage, YT unbans him. Keep recylcing this for over four years. Recently both his old account and his new account are unbanned as of late. LittleKuriboh seems to be fond of making references to how his videos were flagged, specifically by [[trolls]], who apparently were ALL from [[4chan]] (NO EXCEPTIONS) as he portrayed them as saying that [[truth|the shows sucks]] ever since he started making [[tl;dr|longer episodes]], even though [[truth|it always sucked]].
Since late 2006, YouTube began a war on LittleKuriboh's supposed copyright infringement. Legions of armed interweb nerds fought loyally for their cheap laughs, while millions of cyber minions were manufactured. ''(Spoiler:'' LittleKuriboh regained his account on JewTube much to the [[jizz|happiness]] of his [[nerds|loyal minions]].) Despite all that, the battle goes on and on and on, which led to a predictable pattern; LK gets banned, nerds rage, YT lets him return. Keep recycling this for over four years. Recently both his old account and his new account are reinstated as of late. LittleKuriboh seems to be fond of making references to how his videos were flagged, specifically by [[trolls]], who apparently were ALL from [[4chan]] (NO EXCEPTIONS) as he portrayed them as saying that [[truth|the shows sucks]] ever since he started making [[tl;dr|longer episodes]], even though [[truth|it always sucked]].


Update: As of Janurary 2011, LittleKuriboh's account has been banned and unbanned again for the usual reason; copyright infringement. Only this time, it wasn't YT or 4Kids who were demanding Ed Woo- Little Kuriboh's British ass getting banhammered, but an obscure Japanese company that ironically nobody cares about. Till now his main account is still as active as a snail, as to celebrate the unbanning of his account (yes you read that right) he celebrates that through; you'll never guess it- '''[[KILL IT WITH FIRE|THROUGH SONG]]'''!
As of January 2011, LittleKuriboh's account has been banned and reinstated again for the usual reason; copyright infringement. Only this time, it wasn't YT or 4Kids who were demanding Ed Woo- Little Kuriboh's British ass getting banned, but an obscure Japanese company that ironically nobody cares about. Till now his main account is still as active as a snail, as to celebrate the reinstatement of his account he celebrates that through - you'll never guess it - '''[[KILL IT WITH FIRE|THROUGH SONG]]'''!


''No, seriously, he actually says "Let's celebrate with a new song!" in the video. Because if there is anything LK doesn't do enough, is fucking sing a song.''
If I see that fucking LittleKuriboh getting reinstated one moar time... and he got banned again. It's practically a drinking game at this point.
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==Beyond good and JewTube==


==Beyond Good and JewTube==
[[Image:shitsux111.jpg|thumb|Which translates to: Screw the EFFORT I've got stupid fans who fork out CASH! P.S You're a tool.]]
[[Image:shitsux111.jpg|thumb|Which translates to: Screw the EFFORT I've got stupid fans who fork out CASH! P.S You're a tool.]]


During his on again off again relationship with JewTube LittleKuriboh rounded up some of his [[Fantard|friends]] back in 2007 in order to host his ''Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series'' episodes from their own domain. Now making use of [[Google]] [[Advertising|Adsense]], it was now possible for LittleKuriboh to make a profit off of his shit series and off his fans with their delicious fat wallets full of buttloads of easy cash. The forum itself has literally [[over 9,000]] registered members, but who cares anyway. A smaller, but lesser form of profit comes from the shirts he sells, [[Google|demonstrating that there is money to be made on the internets]]. As long as you're not a [[megatokyo|whiny weeaboo]] who does [[lol wut|the exact same thing]] with his own retarded [[wapanese|fans]], except that the prices for ''his'' T-shirts are ridiculously overpriced in comparasion, thus making LittleKuriboh [[hypocrite|infinitely  superiour]].
During his on again off again relationship with JewTube LittleKuriboh rounded up some of his [[Fantard|friends]] back in 2007 in order to host his ''Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series'' episodes from their own domain. Now making use of [[Google]] [[Advertising|AdSense]], it was now possible for LittleKuriboh to make a profit off of his shit series and off his fans with their delicious fat wallets full of buttloads of easy cash. The forum itself has literally [[over 9,000]] registered members, but who cares anyway. A smaller, but lesser form of profit comes from the shirts he sells, [[Google|demonstrating that there is money to be made on the Internets]]. As long as you're not a [[megatokyo|whiny weeaboo]] who does [[lol wut|the exact same thing]] with his own retarded [[wapanese|fans]], except that the prices for ''his'' T-shirts are ridiculously overpriced in comparison, thus making LittleKuriboh [[hypocrite|infinitely  superiour]].


''It's kinda sad that LK is unintentionally better than [[Linkara|the supposed "talent"]] at reviewing comics.''
''It's kinda sad that LK is unintentionally better than [[Linkara|the supposed "talent"]] at reviewing comics.''


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To get [[moar]] views, LK became affiliated with [[TGWTG|ThatGuyWithTheGlasses]] and now whores out the work of other members of the site in more recent videos. Also, [[Asshole|SidBastard]], the [[Shit nobody cares about|co-owner of the server]], has since [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|decided it is his place]] to order people around much like a [[Nazi]] or a [[Democrat]]. He often goes by the name of [[Magick]], as he thinks he is [[1337]].  He is actually a [[hippy]] in disguise. He [[Tax|overly taxes]] his fellow server owners, and black person. He's also [[lie|working]] with a bunch of other Newgrounds rejects making yet another abridged series; this time concerning [[DBZ|chargin' lazors, QUALITY and shiny banana helmets]] which is [[irony|actually moar popular than his own original show]]. Not that it deserves the attention it gets. 
 
To get [[moar]] views, LK became affiliated with [[TGWTG|ThatGuyWithTheGlasses]] and now whores out the work of other members of the site in more recent videos. Also, [[Asshole|SidBastard]], the [[Shit nobody cares about|co-owner of the server]], has since [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|decided it is his place]] to order people around much like a [[Nazi]] or a [[Democrat]]. He often goes by the name of [[Magick]], as he thinks he is [[1337]].  He is actually a [[Hippy]] in disguise. He [[Tax|overly taxes]] his fellow server owners, and black person.
 
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==Divorce==


[[File:LKandWaifu.jpg|right|thumb|The lovely couple when spotted during their honeymoon.]]
LK divorced his [[loli|deliciously flat chested]] [[stalker|wife]], Safty. That's what happens when you propose on JewTube, a place known for its [[bullshit|forgiving nature]], such as was demonstrated at a certain [[failure|basketball game]] full of [[faggot|devoted fans]].  In the meantime, however,  LittleKuriboh is openly bisexual as he enjoys going to conventions where he can have some bum fun with his site admin, '''[[forced meme|KROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE]]'''. Too bad for him, that even after being divorced, LK will forever be a perma-virgin. What did you expect from a vision impaired, balding middle-aged man who makes money by redubbing a 10-year-old anime, and [[fail|doesn't understand how basic math]] works, much less the actual game?


===Married...again.===


LK found love yet again, this time with [[Who|Marianne Miller]]. Instead of a flat chest, he sought out some [[fat]] [[tits]]. Let's see how long this marriage will last.
{{clear}}
==Jumping the shark: Before and after==


'''High point of LittleKuriboh's career, and THAT is saying a lot.'''
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'''It can safely be deduced that from this point onwards, LK officially started sucking.'''
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==After the jump==


It's only downhill from here folks.


Little Kuriboh is now diverting his time to work on a Deviant Art web comic.  The comic entitled 'Plushie Doom' is about an office worker in desperate need of porn who joins a cult. He also has a plushie, just like all normal people, much less <s>office workers</s> anyone with a job, which seems to be linked to the cult. The main character is based strongly off of [[USI|Little Kuriboh's actual appearance]] despite lacking the recently <s>acquired</s> discarded beard, cause you know, everyone loves him! The web comic contains ten pages as of yet.
===''Yu-Gi-Oh!'': The 3D fanfic===


==Divorce==
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LK divorced his [[loli|deliciously flat chested]] [[stalker|wife]], Safty. That's what happens when you propose on JewTube, a place known for its [[bullshit|forgiving nature]], such as was demonstrated at a certain [[failure|basketball game]] full of [[faggot|devoted fans]].  In the meantime, however,  LittleKuriboh is openly bisexual as he enjoys going to conventions where he can have some bum fun with his site admin, Kroze. Oh sorry, KROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE. Too bad for him, that even after being divorced, LK will forever be a perma-virgin. What did you expect from a vision impaired, balding middle aged man who makes money by redubbing a 10-year-old anime, and [[fail|doesn't understand how basic math]] works, much less the actual game?
In a brief moment of sanity, LittleKuriboh remembered that ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' doesn't actually belong to him so he decided to promote a 3D movie about '''CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES''' in hopes of the original creator seeing [[USI|just what a terrific guy he really is]] and that Mr. Takahashi doesn't sue his ass off just for using his characters in a shitty parody show. But it was pretty obvious right from the start that this was shameless promotion for his own take on this animated ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' fanfic, featuring all the YGO characters you love- if you love [[Mary Sue|Jaden]] and that blue haired biker-wannabe from that YGO show that didn't involve card games in space. If you liked anyone else who's not [[Original Character|Ghost (Noun)]], this [[fanfic|movie]] isn't for you.


''You've just seen every single KROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE video every posted by LittleKuriboh ever.''
===''Naruto: [[lol wut|The Abridged Comedy Fandub Spoof Series Show]]''===
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Oh and the beard is back. But who does give a shit?
Originally an April Fool joke and it should have stayed that way, this one-shot episode eventually became its own short series, because easily giving into peer pressure is always a good sign when it comes to being a comedian. Seven episodes in, two shitfests mistaken for [[shit|movies]] by people who don't know better have also been crapped all over JewTube. In it, Naruto is a chain smoking bisexual whom fucks everything that moves (even though in the beginning, Naruto is '''12''') except Sakura, because everyone hates her. It's still 2009 right? [[Nobody cares|Everyone hates Sakura]] right? Sasuke is an emo cum-dumpster big surprise, Kakashi is a scarecrow- nope sorry that would make sense. He's ''David Bowie'' because LittleKuriboh felt like ruining Ziggy Stardust's image for a change, and Sakura, of all people, is the only likable character in all of this mess. All the rest depends on how high LittleKuriboh is when writing and making the episodes.


==Jumping the Shark: Before and After==
Also hilarity '''hilariously''' forgets to ensue.


''High point of LittleKuriboh's career, and THAT is saying a lot.''
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''It can safley be deduced that from this point onwards, LK officially sucks.''
It seems like this is all what ''Naruto Abridged'' is gonna get though thank god, since in LittleKuriboh's words, he "doesn't give a shit about ''Naruto Abridged''. Don't be surprised when LK will make a Serenity-esque ultimate Naruto movie featuring the ill-fated Naruto abridged show because [[Firefly|it was canceled too early]]. He's that angsty and pretentious to do that.
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===After the Jump===
''Naruto Abridged'' hasn't been updated in a year. It's officially dead. Just like Naruto '''AND''' abridging combined!


These videos basically summarize what LittleKuriboh has to offer recently.
{{quote|Little Kuriboh is a sad, pathetic shell of what he once was. This piece of shit is something a middle schooler would come up with (How do I know this? Because I made a similar crappy Naruto fan fiction comic in middle school!) Thank God those days of my life are over. All this guy is now is a basement dwelling anime man boy that bitches about how much he hates his life and post gay Marik/Bakura hentai on Tumblr (Seriously, go look at his Tumblr.)|It's a bit sad really.}}


''YES! MOAR Disney songs [[Jonas Brothers|turned into painfully boring ones sung in irritating voices]]! We demand''' MOAR'''!''
{{quote|dude LK the fact u have all these dolls is a bit.. discerning...|A fan, possibly realizing that all this time, he was worshiping a man who actually owns dolls.}}
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''And here you thought Leather Pants was bad.''
=== ''Dragon Ball Z Abridged'' ===
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''It's funny because they're gay. Ha ha.''
Hey, remember ''Dragon Ball''? Who doesn't? ''Dragon Ball'' and ''DBZ'' alone are [[old|almost 30 years old]], with ''Dragon Ball GT'' tagging along. If you have been alive at least from the mid-80s onwards [[you]] must have seen a couple of episodes on television. It's almost assured that you probably grew up with both ''DB'' and ''DBZ'' on television, saw ''GT'' on cable and either enjoyed most its bullshit and found it harmless due to it being non-canon or hated its guts just for it being ''Dragon Ball GT'' (not because [[truth|the villains sucked]]) and found ''Dragon Ball: AF'' completely ridiculous since you were already sick of everything ''DB''-related by then and moved on with your life. Nowadays there's either still [[ghey|a soft spot for the series in you]] or you just forgot about it in general because you never liked ''Dragon Ball'' in the first place. Maybe you preferred watching [[Godhand|Fists of the North Star]] or [[Sailor Moon|Knights of the Zodiac]] over ''Dragon Ball'', but not these guys.
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==Yu-Gi-Oh: The Newest Movie==
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|<center>'''S1 summed up in a nutshell.'''</center>
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|<center>'''Freeza's official actor reel. He's still f-unemployed.'''</center>
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|<center>'''Possibly TFS' best episode yet.'''</center>
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|<center>'''Mystic Gohan sucks? I didn't know that!'''</center>
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These guys are the probably part of the same sad people who petitioned for Toonami to come back on Cartoon Network just to see ''DBZ'' reruns on television once again, despite being well into their 30s. Because if there is something the world needs back, it's ''DBZ'' reruns. Not surprisingly, LittleKuriboh works for TeamFourStar and made a couple of plugs for them in the abridged series, just like whenever he gains a [[BNF|new friend]]. He voiced a couple of characters for the sake of a cameo until he got the role of [[Clown|Frieza]], ''DBZ's'' least-liked villain because nobody takes him seriously as the series progresses and [[I can count to potato|he doesn't know how to count]]. LittleKuriboh voiced Frieza until [[an hero|Trunks]] appeared to slice him up.


Because apparently LittleKuriboh remembered that Yu-Gi-Oh doesn't actually belong to him, he's recently promoting a 3D movie about '''CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES'''.
=== Playing card games for charity ===


But it's pretty obvious that this is shameless promotion for his own take on this [[fanfiction|brand new]] Yu-Gi-Oh! movie that has been hyped up since summer 2010.
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[[DO IT FAGGOT|LittleKuriboh demands that you go to see a movie about a series that everyone stopped caring about since 2004! ''IN 3D!!!!!!!!!!one!!!111111ZOMG]]''
Remember: it took Japan going through a massive tsunami and a huge earthquake for LittleKuriboh to make this video. Really, he shouldn't have bothered.


==Naruto: [[lol wut|The Abridged Comedy Fandub Spoof Series Show]]==
==Jumping the Shark Yet Again==
After LittleKuriboh gained much critical acclaim from his other works, he decided to once again branch out from his usual content making shitty let's plays, Patreon Update Videos, and videos of himself watching Yu-Gi-Oh GX just so he can stay relevant on YouTube by emulating the other attention whores on YouTube. As from a couple days after the release of this video, Little Kuriboh and his fat whore of a wife made the longest episode of YGO Abridged EVER.
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Originally was an April Fool joke (hence the "spoof" word in the [[tl;dr]] title card) this once one-shot episode eventually became its own series, because apparently making fun on Yu-Gi-Oh! wasn't enough. 7 episodes in, and we already have two [[shit|movies]]. Enjoy the literal shitfest! tl;dr Let's make fun of Naruto now! Nobody has ever thought about that one before!
==The Fanbase==


''Also hilarity '''hilariously''' forgets to ensue.''
What kind of people has LittleKuriboh influenced through his funny butchering of anime? He's managed to brainwash a large group of impressionable kids to think he's funny and to dislike huge parts of the series he abridges as a whole. LittleKuriboh's constant jokes about how only DM and 5D's are the only good shows in the franchise and how GX is horrible and insulting Zexal before the show even aired caused a huge amount of retards to flood the youtube comment section, insulting Yugioh fans who enjoy all the series with their clearly superior opinions because Little Kuriboh told them so. Fantards can also be found shouting "Screw the rules I have money" and "Leather pants" at the top of their lungs at anime cons. Some how, miraculously, little Kuriboh gave Arc-V, easily the shittiest of all of the shitty franchise, a chance over Zexal because that's how bad his opinions are.
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{{quote|dude LK the fact u have all these dolls is a bit.. discerning...|A fan, possibly realising that all this time, he was worshipping a man who actually owns dolls.}}
[[File:Are they really pretending that his hair looks worse? .png|thumb|Are they really pretending that his hair is worse than Yugi's?]]


==Notable quotes==
== Videos ==
''What's ironic is that this video alone is over five years old already.''
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''A collection of what Season II has to offer. Compared to S3, this is definitely comedy gold.''
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|<center>'''YGOTAS in a nutshell.'''</center>
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|<center>'''Remember when this show used to be funny? Me either.'''</center>
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|<center>'''In case you wondered just how [[bad|quirky]] LK's movies are.'''</center>
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|<center>'''[insert unfunny ALLCAPS quote from the clip here]'''</center>
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|<center>'''An abridged series that's actually funny? HOLD THE PHONES!'''</center>
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|<center>'''Another one for good measure.'''</center>
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==Gallery==
==Gallery==


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Image:InAmerica.png|In America...
Image:InAmerica.png|In America...
Image:InCanada.jpg|UR DOIN' IT <s>RONG!</s> RIGHT SURPRISINGLY...
Image:InCanada.jpg|UR DOIN' IT <s>RONG!</s> RIGHT SURPRISINGLY...
Image:GreenHairKaiba.jpg|[[wat]]
Image:GreenHairKaiba.jpg|[[wat]]
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Image:SuperSpecialAwesomeAttack.gif|It simply is.
Image:SuperSpecialAwesomeAttack.gif|It simply is.
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Image:JoeyFurry.jpg|[[Furfag|Just coming to terms with it.]]
Image:JoeyFurry.jpg|[[Furfag|Just coming to terms with it.]]
Image:Lkdansenfinished.gif|What's ironic about this is, he hates Caramelldansen. Or so he says.
Image:Lkdansenfinished.gif|What's ironic about this is he hates Caramelldansen, or so he says.
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==Yu-Gi-Oh:  The Abridged Series:  The Abridged Series==
==The tl;dr series==
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There, now you've seen every single episode of every single abridged series ever made. Now go home and be a family man.


There, now you've seen every single episode of every single abridged series ever made. Now go home and be a family man.
== See also ==
*[[Anime]]
*[[Fandom]]
*[[The Sagas Council]]
*[[Unfunny]]


== Links ==
== External links ==
*[http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=LittleKuriboh B&]
*[http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=LittleKuriboh B&]
*[http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=CardGamesFTW His old account.]
*[http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=CardGamesFTW His old account.]
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*[http://www.yugiohtheabridgedseries.com/forum/ ''Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series'' Forum], a forum with thousands of [[Weeaboos|people]]
*[http://www.yugiohtheabridgedseries.com/forum/ ''Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series'' Forum], a forum with thousands of [[Weeaboos|people]]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqiyHYNhYNI Oh FUCK! LK Caramelldansen??????? (Warning: may make you want to stab yourself in the eye whilst saying '''OUT VILE JELLY!''' repeatedly)]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqiyHYNhYNI Oh FUCK! LK Caramelldansen??????? (Warning: may make you want to stab yourself in the eye whilst saying '''OUT VILE JELLY!''' repeatedly)]
* [http://martininamerica.tumblr.com/ His Tumblr, full of YGOTAS in-jokes and Marik/Bakura reposts. At least there are no fucking songs.]


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Latest revision as of 14:16, 10 January 2019

What the actual Yu-Gi-Oh! cast thinks of LK's 'masterpiece'.

LittleKuriboh is a god among Internets due to his highly popular and original Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series, a series of webisodes which aim to retell the plot of Yu-Gi-Oh! without all the fail and AIDS, but with more gay 4chan/Internet references to be lol funny. Since its creation, YGOTAS has developed a cult following and spawned over 9,000 ripoffs, which are all relatively the same as the original YGOTAS, but with even worse voice acting.

   
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It’s pretty sad what LK has become. The guy has some decent enough chops that he could actually do something, but he’s become trapped by his own laziness, misery, and desperate need to be loved that he will lower himself to shit ... in order to get people to like him. It’s the same reason he was so obsessed with doing with con circuit, teaming up with Team 4Star, and sucking up to TGWTG. The breakdown of his marriage only made it worse and exposed him as the needy, sad person that is so plainly apparent in his videos now. He keeps doing these endless song parodies because it’s so much easier than having to come up with new material, since he painted himself into a corner on his own abridged series. There will never again be a season of YGO Abridged as moderately funny as the first one was.
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—QFT

Just was is an abridged series?

This card can only be summoned by sacrificing Dan Green. Also note the lovely neighborhood LK lives in.

As is well known, anime is hated by everyone but weeaboos for their ridiculous plots and retarded characters.

An abridged series attempts to rectify this by:

  • Remove the lame jokes, and replace them with lamer but moar edgy ones. Make gay jokes as often as possible.
  • Point out and occasionally avoid the idiotic choices of the characters.
  • Generally improve the overall quality by removing anything remotely Japanese. Funnily enough, LittleKuriboh wants the world to know that he actually knows about Yu-Gi-Oh! and makes references to the Japanese version and how 4Kids 'Ruined it'.
  • Makes terrible self-depreciating jokes in order to hide your massive, throbbing ego and to make your audience relate to you. Common jokes include how you don't update regularly, how down-to-earth you are, and how people overrate you, despite not taking the appropriate action to shut them up once and for all.

But why rely on ED when no other than DAN GREEN himself taught the Internet how to make an abridged series many years ago?

What? You're asking whom DAN GREEN is? Sure, he's some dude who's voiced Knuckles in...what's that? You don't give a shit about him and he can go suck a dick? Good.

Some argue that the best way to become an Internet celebrity is to create an abridged series, as it takes little effort and even less talent. As such, the Internet has been flooded with crappy, half-assed shit which essentially plagiarizes everything which made YGOTAS unique. Not that LK ever stumbled upon The Editing Room and decided to do the same thing with a Japanese cartoon everyone stopped giving a shit about since 2004, no siree. EVER.

JewTube career

LittleKuriboh's hilarious comedic style, which is based on Carlos Mencia styled-humor, attracted much praise and many /b/tards back in the day. At first, the lulz were plentiful, if you were an Uncyclopedia user or a 13-year-old-boy. Then, after a four week break, LittleKuriboh realised that no matter what he posted on the Internet, even if it took him eons to actually post his videos, they would all receive the praise and attention at the level of any work made by Leonardo da Vinci. Since then, the series became littered with Disney songs, YTMND memes, obscure references and canceled Adult Swim shows. Needless to say it was the beginning of the descending to major suckage for the Internet's favorite British anime redubber. The series has since turned into the Family Guy of the Internet.

Since late 2006, YouTube began a war on LittleKuriboh's supposed copyright infringement. Legions of armed interweb nerds fought loyally for their cheap laughs, while millions of cyber minions were manufactured. (Spoiler: LittleKuriboh regained his account on JewTube much to the happiness of his loyal minions.) Despite all that, the battle goes on and on and on, which led to a predictable pattern; LK gets banned, nerds rage, YT lets him return. Keep recycling this for over four years. Recently both his old account and his new account are reinstated as of late. LittleKuriboh seems to be fond of making references to how his videos were flagged, specifically by trolls, who apparently were ALL from 4chan (NO EXCEPTIONS) as he portrayed them as saying that the shows sucks ever since he started making longer episodes, even though it always sucked.

As of January 2011, LittleKuriboh's account has been banned and reinstated again for the usual reason; copyright infringement. Only this time, it wasn't YT or 4Kids who were demanding Ed Woo- Little Kuriboh's British ass getting banned, but an obscure Japanese company that ironically nobody cares about. Till now his main account is still as active as a snail, as to celebrate the reinstatement of his account he celebrates that through - you'll never guess it - THROUGH SONG!

If I see that fucking LittleKuriboh getting reinstated one moar time... and he got banned again. It's practically a drinking game at this point.

Beyond good and JewTube

Which translates to: Screw the EFFORT I've got stupid fans who fork out CASH! P.S You're a tool.

During his on again off again relationship with JewTube LittleKuriboh rounded up some of his friends back in 2007 in order to host his Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series episodes from their own domain. Now making use of Google AdSense, it was now possible for LittleKuriboh to make a profit off of his shit series and off his fans with their delicious fat wallets full of buttloads of easy cash. The forum itself has literally over 9,000 registered members, but who cares anyway. A smaller, but lesser form of profit comes from the shirts he sells, demonstrating that there is money to be made on the Internets. As long as you're not a whiny weeaboo who does the exact same thing with his own retarded fans, except that the prices for his T-shirts are ridiculously overpriced in comparison, thus making LittleKuriboh infinitely superiour.

It's kinda sad that LK is unintentionally better than the supposed "talent" at reviewing comics.

To get moar views, LK became affiliated with ThatGuyWithTheGlasses and now whores out the work of other members of the site in more recent videos. Also, SidBastard, the co-owner of the server, has since decided it is his place to order people around much like a Nazi or a Democrat. He often goes by the name of Magick, as he thinks he is 1337. He is actually a hippy in disguise. He overly taxes his fellow server owners, and black person. He's also working with a bunch of other Newgrounds rejects making yet another abridged series; this time concerning chargin' lazors, QUALITY and shiny banana helmets which is actually moar popular than his own original show. Not that it deserves the attention it gets.

Divorce

The lovely couple when spotted during their honeymoon.

LK divorced his deliciously flat chested wife, Safty. That's what happens when you propose on JewTube, a place known for its forgiving nature, such as was demonstrated at a certain basketball game full of devoted fans. In the meantime, however, LittleKuriboh is openly bisexual as he enjoys going to conventions where he can have some bum fun with his site admin, KROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE. Too bad for him, that even after being divorced, LK will forever be a perma-virgin. What did you expect from a vision impaired, balding middle-aged man who makes money by redubbing a 10-year-old anime, and doesn't understand how basic math works, much less the actual game?

Married...again.

LK found love yet again, this time with Marianne Miller. Instead of a flat chest, he sought out some fat tits. Let's see how long this marriage will last.

Jumping the shark: Before and after

High point of LittleKuriboh's career, and THAT is saying a lot.

It can safely be deduced that from this point onwards, LK officially started sucking.

After the jump

It's only downhill from here folks.

Yu-Gi-Oh!: The 3D fanfic

In a brief moment of sanity, LittleKuriboh remembered that Yu-Gi-Oh! doesn't actually belong to him so he decided to promote a 3D movie about CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES in hopes of the original creator seeing just what a terrific guy he really is and that Mr. Takahashi doesn't sue his ass off just for using his characters in a shitty parody show. But it was pretty obvious right from the start that this was shameless promotion for his own take on this animated Yu-Gi-Oh! fanfic, featuring all the YGO characters you love- if you love Jaden and that blue haired biker-wannabe from that YGO show that didn't involve card games in space. If you liked anyone else who's not Ghost (Noun), this movie isn't for you.

Naruto: The Abridged Comedy Fandub Spoof Series Show

Originally an April Fool joke and it should have stayed that way, this one-shot episode eventually became its own short series, because easily giving into peer pressure is always a good sign when it comes to being a comedian. Seven episodes in, two shitfests mistaken for movies by people who don't know better have also been crapped all over JewTube. In it, Naruto is a chain smoking bisexual whom fucks everything that moves (even though in the beginning, Naruto is 12) except Sakura, because everyone hates her. It's still 2009 right? Everyone hates Sakura right? Sasuke is an emo cum-dumpster big surprise, Kakashi is a scarecrow- nope sorry that would make sense. He's David Bowie because LittleKuriboh felt like ruining Ziggy Stardust's image for a change, and Sakura, of all people, is the only likable character in all of this mess. All the rest depends on how high LittleKuriboh is when writing and making the episodes.

Also hilarity hilariously forgets to ensue.

It seems like this is all what Naruto Abridged is gonna get though thank god, since in LittleKuriboh's words, he "doesn't give a shit about Naruto Abridged. Don't be surprised when LK will make a Serenity-esque ultimate Naruto movie featuring the ill-fated Naruto abridged show because it was canceled too early. He's that angsty and pretentious to do that.

Naruto Abridged hasn't been updated in a year. It's officially dead. Just like Naruto AND abridging combined!

   
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Little Kuriboh is a sad, pathetic shell of what he once was. This piece of shit is something a middle schooler would come up with (How do I know this? Because I made a similar crappy Naruto fan fiction comic in middle school!) Thank God those days of my life are over. All this guy is now is a basement dwelling anime man boy that bitches about how much he hates his life and post gay Marik/Bakura hentai on Tumblr (Seriously, go look at his Tumblr.)
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—It's a bit sad really.

   
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dude LK the fact u have all these dolls is a bit.. discerning...
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—A fan, possibly realizing that all this time, he was worshiping a man who actually owns dolls.

Dragon Ball Z Abridged

Hey, remember Dragon Ball? Who doesn't? Dragon Ball and DBZ alone are almost 30 years old, with Dragon Ball GT tagging along. If you have been alive at least from the mid-80s onwards you must have seen a couple of episodes on television. It's almost assured that you probably grew up with both DB and DBZ on television, saw GT on cable and either enjoyed most its bullshit and found it harmless due to it being non-canon or hated its guts just for it being Dragon Ball GT (not because the villains sucked) and found Dragon Ball: AF completely ridiculous since you were already sick of everything DB-related by then and moved on with your life. Nowadays there's either still a soft spot for the series in you or you just forgot about it in general because you never liked Dragon Ball in the first place. Maybe you preferred watching Fists of the North Star or Knights of the Zodiac over Dragon Ball, but not these guys.

S1 summed up in a nutshell.

Freeza's official actor reel. He's still f-unemployed.

Possibly TFS' best episode yet.

Mystic Gohan sucks? I didn't know that!

IMMA FIRING MA LAZ0R

Wut. When does this happen?

Previous Video | Next Video

These guys are the probably part of the same sad people who petitioned for Toonami to come back on Cartoon Network just to see DBZ reruns on television once again, despite being well into their 30s. Because if there is something the world needs back, it's DBZ reruns. Not surprisingly, LittleKuriboh works for TeamFourStar and made a couple of plugs for them in the abridged series, just like whenever he gains a new friend. He voiced a couple of characters for the sake of a cameo until he got the role of Frieza, DBZ's least-liked villain because nobody takes him seriously as the series progresses and he doesn't know how to count. LittleKuriboh voiced Frieza until Trunks appeared to slice him up.

Playing card games for charity

Remember: it took Japan going through a massive tsunami and a huge earthquake for LittleKuriboh to make this video. Really, he shouldn't have bothered.

Jumping the Shark Yet Again

After LittleKuriboh gained much critical acclaim from his other works, he decided to once again branch out from his usual content making shitty let's plays, Patreon Update Videos, and videos of himself watching Yu-Gi-Oh GX just so he can stay relevant on YouTube by emulating the other attention whores on YouTube. As from a couple days after the release of this video, Little Kuriboh and his fat whore of a wife made the longest episode of YGO Abridged EVER.

The Fanbase

What kind of people has LittleKuriboh influenced through his funny butchering of anime? He's managed to brainwash a large group of impressionable kids to think he's funny and to dislike huge parts of the series he abridges as a whole. LittleKuriboh's constant jokes about how only DM and 5D's are the only good shows in the franchise and how GX is horrible and insulting Zexal before the show even aired caused a huge amount of retards to flood the youtube comment section, insulting Yugioh fans who enjoy all the series with their clearly superior opinions because Little Kuriboh told them so. Fantards can also be found shouting "Screw the rules I have money" and "Leather pants" at the top of their lungs at anime cons. Some how, miraculously, little Kuriboh gave Arc-V, easily the shittiest of all of the shitty franchise, a chance over Zexal because that's how bad his opinions are.

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Are they really pretending that his hair is worse than Yugi's?

Videos

YGOTAS in a nutshell.

Remember when this show used to be funny? Me either.

In case you wondered just how quirky LK's movies are.

[insert unfunny ALLCAPS quote from the clip here]

An abridged series that's actually funny? HOLD THE PHONES!

Another one for good measure.

Previous Video | Next Video

Gallery

  • In America...
    In America...
  • UR DOIN' IT RONG! RIGHT SURPRISINGLY...
    UR DOIN' IT RONG! RIGHT SURPRISINGLY...
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The tl;dr series

There, now you've seen every single episode of every single abridged series ever made. Now go home and be a family man.

See also

External links

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