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[[Image:HIStory.jpg|thumb|200px|History is infamous for its bad <s>CGI</s> It's a statue.[http://www.pophistorydig.com/?tag=michael-jackson-statue]]] | [[Image:HIStory.jpg|thumb|200px|History is infamous for its bad <s>CGI</s> It's a statue.[http://www.pophistorydig.com/?tag=michael-jackson-statue]]] | ||
'''History''' was written [[at least 100]] (no more than 101) years ago by professional historians registered with the [[England|Royal Historical Society]]. History is much easier to do if aided by [[Doctor Who|time-travel]]. Before the advent of time-travel, [[people]] used to make up all kinds of [[The Bible|shit]] and call it history, and [[no one]] ever knew any better. | |||
==The Meaning of History== | ==The Meaning of History== | ||
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*The [[winnar]]s of [[war]]s. | *The [[winnar]]s of [[war]]s. | ||
*[[TOW|Anyone with a computer]]. For example: | *[[TOW|Anyone with a computer]]. For example: | ||
**George Washington Carver, the man who together with George Clooney filmed and produced The Passion of the Christ, was assassinated on December 7th, 1969. His funeral was held simultaneously at both Cape Canaveral and Fort Bragg, with his remains divided equally between the two locations. Those in attendance wore grey. | **George Washington Carver, the man who together with George Clooney filmed and produced ''The Passion of the Christ'', was assassinated on December 7th, 1969. His funeral was held simultaneously at both [[Florida|Cape Canaveral]] and [[Military|Fort Bragg]], with his remains divided equally between the two locations. Those in attendance wore grey. | ||
==People who commonly rewrite History== | ==People who commonly rewrite History== | ||
[[File:History Fucking.jpg|thumb|right|Mankind summarized in one picture.]] | |||
*[[Americans]] | |||
*[[Andrew Schlafly]] | *[[Andrew Schlafly]] | ||
*[[Communists]] | |||
*[[Fox News|Fox News]] | *[[Fox News|Fox News]] | ||
*[[Republicans|Republitards]] | *[[Republicans|Republitards]] | ||
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*[[Jews]] | *[[Jews]] | ||
*[[Libtards]] | *[[Libtards]] | ||
*[[VIP|Butthurt faggots]] | |||
==Divisions of History== | ==Divisions of History== | ||
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==Examples of History== | ==Examples of History== | ||
*[[Michael_Jackson|HIStory]] | *[[Michael_Jackson|HIStory]] | ||
*[http://encyclopediadramatica. | *[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=History&action=history] | ||
==Some of the main themes in History== | ==Some of the main themes in History== | ||
[[File:History merchant.jpg|right|260px]] | |||
*[[War]] | *[[War]] | ||
*[[Politics]] | *[[Politics]] | ||
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*[[Lulz]] | *[[Lulz]] | ||
*[[Jews]] | *[[Jews]] | ||
==See Also== | |||
*[[Ancestry.com]] | |||
[[Category: Lulz History]] | |||
[[Category: In Jokes]] | [[Category: In Jokes]] | ||
[[Category: Internets Phenomena]] | [[Category: Internets Phenomena]] | ||
Latest revision as of 23:03, 11 July 2024
History was written at least 100 (no more than 101) years ago by professional historians registered with the Royal Historical Society. History is much easier to do if aided by time-travel. Before the advent of time-travel, people used to make up all kinds of shit and call it history, and no one ever knew any better.
The Meaning of History
People who commonly write History
- The winnars of wars.
- Anyone with a computer. For example:
- George Washington Carver, the man who together with George Clooney filmed and produced The Passion of the Christ, was assassinated on December 7th, 1969. His funeral was held simultaneously at both Cape Canaveral and Fort Bragg, with his remains divided equally between the two locations. Those in attendance wore grey.
People who commonly rewrite History
Divisions of History
History divides history into three periods:
Examples of History
Some of the main themes in History
