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Incest-chan is a legendary /b/ thread. Actually, numerous. separate threads.

Here follows the full Gospel of Incest-chan, as loyally transcribed by a Beowulf cluster of drooling /b/tards.

Thread 1

05/24/06(Wed)13:19:54 No.8224898

my sister just let me feel her boobs.

what should i do now? she's in the shower.

pic relevant

05/24/06(Wed)13:24:15 No.8225027

why did she do it?

we were watching tv and talking about boobs. i said something like "damn she has some nice boobs" and she said "mine are bigger than that" and i was like "whatever" and she said "fuck you bitch, look" and pulled up her shirt and was right in my face. So i felt on them for like 20 seconds until she said "u r such a perv" and went to take a shower.

what do i do now

05/24/06(Wed)13:28:20 No.8225135

ok i'm going in.

this may be my last post to 4chan evar, or i may come back bringing legendary stories

05/24/06(Wed)13:37:05 No.8225382

ok back.. (that other bish is a poser, that wasn't me)

i went in, she was in the shower, i sat on the toilet and talked to her. the shower is glass and i could see her and she wasn't covereing up or whatever. she kept calling me a perv, i asked her why she let me feel her boobs she said "b/c mine are bigger than that girls" and i'm like "wtf does that have to do with letting me feel urs" and she was like "nuttin, ur just a perv"

then she got out of the shower and dried off, she was still calling me a perv and stuff but she was naked and didn't tell me to leave

she's getting dressed in her room now, but i saw it all. i need to go fap now.

i think this bodes well for the future. or should i go in there and keep pressing my luck?

05/24/06(Wed)13:41:29 No.8225507

ok, i fail for now, but i think i can make it work later.

i went in her room, she was dressed and putting on makeup. i said "look what's this all about really, i dont get it.. guys have needs and ur just fucking with me" and she was like "i know what ur pervy needs are" and i was like "so are u gonna help?" she said "not right now"

i think this is good.

05/24/06(Wed)13:45:12 No.8225617

re: "20 seconds is a long ass time, so you mean to say she was standing there while you sat there kneading her tits slowly and carefully for 20 whole seconds? Or did you just like grab her boob and hold on to it."

i grabbed both of them and was squeezing them and kneeding them, she kept arching her back and making fake sex sounds like "oh yeah oh oh", so yeah, it was at least 20 seconds of full-on tit groping. i squeezed her nipples a little, then she stood up and left.

re: "How old are you two?"

I'm 18, she's 16.

05/24/06(Wed)13:51:04 No.8225766

she's on the pill, but i think a condom would be good.

she's listening to Arctic Monkeys in her room right now and i'm in here with a huge hardon.

mom isn't supposed to be back for like 30 mins, but that's probably cutting it too close. should i try for something quick? blowjob, group her while i jerk off, or just let it die and pick up later?

maybe she's just ultra horny right now and wants me to take the lead. maybe i'll end up getting in real trouble of i just try something.

fuck.

05/24/06(Wed)13:55:50 No.8225892

ok ok.. i'm not gonna try anything else for now. i'll let her think about it and maybe next time mom is gone I'll try again.

maybe she's just like a regular girl where if you play hard to get or pretend ur not 100% into it, they'll try harder to get you into it.

then again maybe it will never happen again.. fuck i dont know. but time is getting short and its dangerous now.

will wait until later

05/24/06(Wed)14:00:40 No.8226013

>>8225963

yeah i could push it but time is short and if she does something without wanting to, i'm more likely to get in trouble. fuck that, i can wait.

i have fap material forever. those tits are fucking incredible and i had my hands all over them

05/24/06(Wed)14:03:52 No.8226103

ok mom just got him like 15 mins early. thank GOD i didn't try anything. the door opening made me jump and i'm not even doing anything wrong.

so we've moved from tactical decisions to strategic.. until i get another chance alone with her, should I pinch her butt, squeeze her boobs and otherwise keep it on her mind, or should i just play it totally cool and wait until the time is right?

planning is good

05/24/06(Wed)15:07:26 No.8228063

ok i'm back

so much for strategic decisions and playing it cool. this shit is getting wierd quick. i dont know if she's trying to trap me or if she's just super horny today, but she's still fucking with me, even with mom home.

she came in here and raised up her shirt and rubbed her boobs on the back of my head while standing behind me while mom was in the front watchint tv. i was like wtf are you doing and she was like "just fucking with u some more b/c its fun to see how pervy u are" then she layed down on my bed layed with her legs spread just looking at me. she said "whats wrong", and i said "look this isn't funny. i'm a guy and ur a girl and ur fucking with me and i'm getting really horny over this." she said "i know and its funny as shit"

i said look u cant keep doing this to me b/c its just not fair and she was like "its ur fault for being a pervy asshole". i said look i need to either do something or u need to stop fucking with me like this. GET THIS then she said "how quick can u do something?" my fucking heart jumped into my throat. i was like are u serious and she was like "yeah why not, u want it so just do it" i was like "do what" and she said "whatever, i dont care, just do it and get it over with" i said look we can't do this shit right now mom is home, she said look we can hear mom standing up (her chair is creeky in the den) so i was like i dont have any condoms, she said "my period starts tomorrow don't even worry about it"

continued

05/24/06(Wed)15:17:01 No.8228345

yes it is the op, bish.. stfu.

so anyway she said "i'm gonna go check to make sure mom is watching tv" so i'm literally crawling out of my skin while she goes in there and gets a coke out of the fridge. she comes back in and is like "now isn't a good time we need to wait until later" i'm like u've got to be fucking kidding me she said no this isn't a good time. she said i know u wanna do stuff but u have to wait until later. i said can i at least feel u up again? she said ok but just for a second, so she comes over and stands in front of my chair and rasies her shirt up like last time but this time she isn't making fake sex sounds, she really seems into it.. i play with her nipples, lick them a little bit, squeest her tits, and then go for her pussy, she doesn't even stop me.. i went up the right side of her shorts, under her panties and fingered her for about a minute.. she was so fucking wet and starting breathing hard and put her hand against my shoulder to rest her weight againt it and then said "ok ok ok ok that's enough stop for now" and walked out

that was like 20 mins ago

holy fuck this is gonna happen

05/24/06(Wed)15:29:32 No.8228727

re: "I propose this thread be given the name incest-chan!"

i have a name now? cool

re: "If you don;t want to post a pic, can you at least describe her and address why you won't?"

she's 5'2", normal build, a little thin, red hair, pale complexion, has freckles on her shoulders and face, blue eyes, 34C, her boobs are very pale, areola is about as big as a coke can, but colorless, same color as the rest of her skin, nipples are about the size of a pencil eraser, she has red pubes, not shaved.

as for why i'm not posting pics.. cmon, get real. this is /b/ for christ's sake. those fucking things would be all over the net. fuck that. use ur imagination bishes

Thread 2

05/24/06(Wed)15:50:35 No.8229539

yeah i'm here.. nothing new to report, other than my sis just changed into a green baby-t (no bra) and a pair of running shorts, looks like no panties. not sure yet tho.

05/24/06(Wed)16:04:33 No.8230101

>>8230061

obviously that's not me that's the same guy from the other thread.

05/24/06(Wed)16:04:47 No.8230108

>>8229984

no that's not me, and no that's not my sister's boob.

close, but the areaola is a little too small and too dark, and her nipples aren't quite that big.

05/24/06(Wed)16:31:54 No.8231009

re: "REQUESTING MOD PROOF"

bring on the mods. they'll tell you which posts are mine. i'm not trying to hide anything.

re: "First, of all, that was made of win and incest. Was it true? Oh, God, please let it me true. My cock was SO hard throughout the entire story."

yes it is all 100% totally true, and no it's not win yet b/c I'm sitting here HORNY AS FUCK while my stupid ass mom watches fucking tv and if she wasn't here i may be nailing my fucking sister.

NO win, just blue balls for now. at least my fingers smell good and i can still feel the fullness of her boobs in my hands. fap material forever even if nothing else happens.

05/24/06(Wed)16:40:47 No.8231321

re: "Imouto Otoko, we have faith in you~ Even if not right now, you shall emerge victorious in the end! Don't make any risky moves, and just be careful over all. You said your parents were going out tonight?"

no, that wasn't me.. that was some nigger pretending to be me. my parents aren't going out b/c we dont even live with my dad. just mom, me and sis here. mom isn't going anywhere.

balls still blue btw

05/24/06(Wed)16:51:43 No.8231673

re: "what if this never pans out... how would you look back on this day?"

fuck if i know. if she came back in here and said fuck u we're not doing anything and if u ever say anything about it i'm gonna stab u in the face, i'll STILL have memories of feeling her boobs TWICE, watching her take a shower, watching her dry off, licking her nipples and seeing them get hard, fingering her until she was extremely turned on and breathing hard.. that right there is enough to get me off for the rest of my life. but how would i think about it in the future? i dunno. she seems to be going along with it, so i can't feel too guilty about it. its something she evidently wants to do or she wouldn't be fucking with me.

i dont know. i'm enjoying it now, just hoping something else happens tonight otherwise i'm gonna blow a hole in the roof when i fap tonight.

05/24/06(Wed)17:13:39 No.8232387

re: "I know you can't have sex right there in front of the computer, but is your house set up in such a way that any action done anywhere is somehow watched by others?"

the house is set up with mom's bedroom on one side, den in the middle, our rooms on the other side. when mom is in her room and we are our rooms, the den is between us. from where mom is sitting, she can just barely see into my sisters room, can't see into mine at all. its kinda like the one i'm attaching but not exactly.

i mean we COULD try something, but the consequences of getting caught are just too bad. fuck that. still i'm ready to try, but she said we had to wait.

05/24/06(Wed)17:24:51 No.8232776

re: "Incest-chan, in your next post you shall choose your name

[X] Incest-chan WIN

[] IMOUTO OTOKO "

I like incest-chan better b/c imouto otko is someone else. let him keep his name.

i'm cool with incest-chan.

05/24/06(Wed)17:32:02 No.8233036

holy shit.. red alert updated. very fucking good news

she just came in here and was like so u still wanna do "you know" tonight and was looking kinda scared or embarrassed, and i was like fuck yeah. she said when mom takes her shower tonight we will have like 10 mins to do whatever which is a brilliant fucking plan. we can hear the water running when she's in the shower and once the water turns off, we have have like 1 min until it's dangerous again. fucking brilliant score. she said or we could do it late at night, and i said nah she could wake up b/c she does get up and shit sometimes at night.

but good news.. shower time = fuck time.. unless she's fucking with me more. she also let me feel her tits for like 5 seconds and then called me a "fucking perv" and left.

come on shower time

05/24/06(Wed)17:36:21 No.8233188

re: "fake"

no not fake bish. the incest god is smiling on me today b/c this is gonna work. unless she changes her mind or whatever. the shower plan will work b/c u we can hear the water running, we know mom will be occupied.

or do you think this is a bad idea and needs to wait? i wanna go for it now.

05/24/06(Wed)17:42:48 No.8233441

>>8233145

incest-chan here requesting more info from mr. incest #2

do you really think it was you and her doing stuff that caused all of those problems?

05/24/06(Wed)17:59:25 No.8234013

re: "Possibly, but they'd have to be checking other threads for him. And so far no mod has reported that."

bring on what ever mod verification u need. i'm not trying to hide anything and i'm not making this shis up.

also, for whoever asked. it's 6:00pm here, shower time is usually around 7 or 8. mom will take a shower after cooking and before watching evening TV shows. depends on what's coming on tv.

what's on tv tonight anyway? that may give an idea. she watches america idol, is that tonight?

05/24/06(Wed)18:09:22 No.8234301

>>8234246

incest-chan reporting in.. we're from baton rouge, louisiana. go ahead and queue up the 'southern hick incest' jokes now.

but yeah.. baton rouge, la

Thread 3

05/24/06(Wed)18:25:10 No.8234795

incest-chan reporting in.. all is well, no news to report. sister is in her room doing whatever the fuck she does in there, mom is doing dinner, i'm about to have a heart attack or brain aneurysm waiting for all this to come down.

i wonder if my sis is as nervous about it as i am. i mean, i'm ready to go, but i feel like i'm cornered waiting to kick someone's ass. my head is about to explode, i can feel my pulse in my neck. nervous? scared? i dunno.

05/24/06(Wed)18:33:57 No.8235111

incest-chan reporting in.. dinner is done, going to eat now.

shower-time can't be far off

05/24/06(Wed)18:44:50 No.8235486

re: "ugh, i am a bit tired. the truth is anonymous, i just want to plow my sister. i never touched her boobs, i wish i could though. i am sorry, i just wanted some cheap laughs."

not me. stop acting like a nigger and trying to impersonate me bish.

dinner is done, baked chicken, green beans and some wild rice stuff and a salad.

mom is cleaning up dishes now. shower time, if her routine is normal, will be soon

05/24/06(Wed)18:47:52 No.8235594

incest-chan reporting in.. sis has been in the bathroom since i made that last post. u think she's cleaning up and getting rdy?

mom's still dicking around in the kitchen.

05/24/06(Wed)18:53:50 No.8235808

incest chan reporting in..

it's show time, mom turned off the lights in the kitchen and is in her room with the door closed. sis just came out of the bathroom and flashed me her boobs and said she would come back in when the water starts running for the shower. i'm chubbing up now. post tits for me while i'm gone.

wish me luck

05/24/06(Wed)19:15:11 No.8236505

incest-chan reporting in.

short story -- we have successfully completed the mission.

long story to follow shortly -- doing touchy-feely maintenance stuff for a bit.

stay tuned

05/24/06(Wed)19:26:54 No.8236944

incest-chan reporting in.

touchy-feely maintenance done to the point that more would cause mom to be suspicious, so i'm back. sis is in her room glowing, mom is watching tv, and i've got the smell of woman and cum on my cock.

make a new thread for details.

holy fuck that was hot.

05/24/06(Wed)19:31:27 No.8237090

incest-chan here once more

stuff was done, but we have to sort some shit out

the long story shall come soon, give me 5 minutes

be patient

05/24/06(Wed)19:40:07 No.8237356

incest-chan reporting in.

to be perfectly honest, /b/, i was totally prepared for this not to happen, or if it happened for it to be totally sub-par and unmemorable. thankfully it was neather.. it was off perfectly and without hesitation.

i've been with with my share of girls in the past, but i have never and i mean *NEVAR* been with a girl who was as ready to go, and as totally fucking horny and into this encounter as my sister was. normally when you start doing the sex thing with a girl, there is some level of workup to do, some level of getting ready, getting her into the mood or convincing her, but she was so utterly 100% into this that it was just incredible.

as soon as i heard the water start running, she was in my room.. she literally must have been standing outside my door. she was like "lets do it now we dont have much time", she said that as she was walking over to my char where i was sitting in front of the computer. i actually had /b/ up at the time and had to minimize it through the encounter.

as she walked over she took off her panties, and i was like hey wouldn't it be safer if you kept your panties on just in case something happens and u have to get out quick and she was like "no u can hear the water running she's in the shower, lets do it pull down ur pants"

i pulled down my pants, i was 80% hard at that point. i pulled her the rest of the way over to me and pulled up her shirt with one hand and grabbed her pussy with the the [sic] other. just like last time she was *wwwweeettt*. i could tell she was into it b/c she seemed really swollen down there and when my mouth hit her boobs and fingers hit her pussy, she let out a moan and started breathing heavy. she was standing right in front of me, with me sucking her boobs and feeling them with one hand and fingering her with the other hand.

(continued)

05/24/06(Wed)19:48:14 No.8237594

(incest-chan here, continued from last post)

she put both her hands on my shoulders and kinda leaned on me and started shaking a little. my hand was totally covered wih her wetness. after like 30 seconds of that she said ok we have to do it now, i can't take this any more.

i said do you wanna get on the bed or what, and before i could get it out of my mouth, she had thrown one leg over me and my char and basically got up on top of me, in my chair. she was holding on to me with one hand and with the other one she reached down and and grabbed my cock which was totally hard by this point. she said something "oh fuck that's it" and rubbed it against her twice, up her slit, down the other side, parting her lips and getting the head of my cock totally wet. she then pushed the head in, and put both hands around my neck, locked her fingers behind my head and rested her elbows on my chest.

she moved down in like 3 or 4 strokes, taking my whole dick into her. i said "god damn that feels good" she started fucking me with deep, long strokes. she was arching her back, using her hips to stroke me up and down, and was wiggling side to side. she wasn't saying anything, but i could tell she was trying to position her clit on my shaft so she could get off too... once she had the right position, she started riding me like she was on crack or something.

(continued)

05/24/06(Wed)19:58:37 No.8237897

(incest-chan here, continued from last post)

i started feeling her boobs again, and she was grinding into me really hard. instad of long strokes she just went all the way in and was grinding her hips back and forth, she was totally into it. she sat up a little and i started playing with her boobs, tweaking her nipples. she started breathing heavy and acting like she was getting close to cumming.. i could feel her getting tighter around my dick and her breath was kinda ragged.

she was soo into this. she changed positions where her legs were more straight forward rather than her being on her knees, which was kinda cool b/c she was sitting full on me, but she didn't have leverage to go up and down as much. she started rubbing her clit and closed her eyes.. she was basically using me as a masturbation device lol.

after a little bit of that, i told her, that i was about to cum and said "are u totally sure ur about to start ur period" she said "yes shut up and cum" without opening her eyes. with that, i totally unloaded into her, with one boob in my left hand and her ass in my right. i dumped what felt like a gallon of cum into her. (i know that sounds cliche, but i really did cum longer and harder than i usually do)

i fiinshed but she was still going, and i realized that I totally wasn't licening for the water any more, and for a second, i didn't hear it and sorta freaked out. but when i settled down a minute later, the water was still on and everything was cool.

(continued)

i said "this is gonna make me cum" she said "don't cum yet, please"

Editor's note: the final line in this post is belived to have belonged in the previous post, and was placed here in a copy-paste error.

05/24/06(Wed)20:08:45 No.8238176

(incest-chan continuing from last threat)

sorry about that last sentence fucking up the formatting, i'm copy/pasting this into wordpad in case i lose it and that part got fucked up.

so she was still going even though i was done. the water was running, so we were safe. she kept her eyes closed, still rubbing her clit, until she had the most spectacularly mindblowing orgasm i've ever witnessed. it was like it came across her like a wave of electricity, she started shaking, small shakes at first, then getting bigger until she was just out of control. i told her to be quiet, but she didn't hear me or slow down at all.. thankfully she wasn't screaming, but she was definitely moaning and on the verge of screaming.

i could feel it all through out my dick.. the build it was her getting tighter with a contraction every now and then..but as she started shaking, she just got really tight, and when she lost control i could feel her pussy pulsing really regularly, i knew she was cumming, and it was totally hot.

once she finished, she sorta looked at me "omfg what did we just do." and i was like oh shi-

i started talking to her about it, reassuring her that it was consentual, that we both really wanted it. after a second or two, that look was replaced with "omfg why did we wait so long to do that" but she wasn't really saying anything. about that time, the water turned off, and she said, "that was fucking awesome, we gotta do that again."

(continued)

05/24/06(Wed)20:09:52 No.8238204

(incest-chan continuing from last threat)

she stood up, pulled my dick out of her as she went, i was expecting a huge load of cum to fall out on the carpet, but just a little came out and fell on her leg. i guess most of it pretty deep inside her, getting comfy.

i felt her clit as she was getting her stuff together, and she walked to the bathroom and was in there until mom came out and started watching TV. i was nervous mom would come in b/c the room probably smelled like sex and so did I.

after it was all over, i went in her room and talked about it. she's open to doing it again, and told me that i could never ever tell anyone.

i think i'm the happiest guy on the face of the earth right now.

05/24/06(Wed)20:12:48 No.8238269

re: "HE FUCKS IT UP WITH ONE LINE OF COPYPASTA"

did you even read what i said bish? i was copy/pasting my OWN shit into wordpad before hitting the "submit" button in case it fucked up. i got a "field too long" and had to edit it down, resulting in the error.

i couldn't care less if you believe or not. my dick smells like her pussy right now. fuck u bishes :)

05/24/06(Wed)20:17:48 No.8238405

>>8238359

i guess impersonating me is the new black.

mission accomplished, no she's not getting pregnant, she's on the pill and her period starts tomorrow anwyay. even if she wasn't on the pill, you're not going to get a girl pregnant on like the 27th day of her cycle.

i'm just.. wow. happy, totally content, excited about the future.

Thread 4

05/24/06(Wed)20:25:14 No.8238606

incest-chan here, reposting from the last part of the other thread.

mission accomplished, no she's not getting pregnant, she's on the pill and her period starts tomorrow anwyay. even if she wasn't on the pill, you're not going to get a girl pregnant on like the 27th day of her cycle.

i'm just.. wow. happy, totally content, excited about the future.

the copy-paste problem was my fuckup. i was writing shit, transferring it to a text editor in case something fucked up. i got a few "field to long" errors, had to re-edit, re-copypasta. forgive me for making a typo, bishes.

i was writing that shit and posting on the fly. so choose not to believe me, that's cool too.

05/24/06(Wed)20:49:33 No.8239469

re: "I realize how this happened. He started writing the bottom line, then decided that it wouldn't fit with the crazed character he'd built up, so he wrote something else. He forgot to delete it when he posted. It's easy to do that, I've done it several times."

wrong..

that line should have been at the end of the post before, when she was fucking me like a she was on meth or something. i copy-pasted the next thread, pushing it down, went back to 4chan and got a "post to long" error.. trimmed it down, and fucked up the copy-paste.

but hey, no skin off my back.

it's acutally funnier to believe i trolled you guys all day. lolz

05/24/06(Wed)21:31:39 No.8240928

incest-chan reporting in

there will be no more hijinx tonight, sis is sleeping, mom just went to bed. unless she wakes me up in the middle of the night, today's festivities are over.

this has been one of the best days of my life. in the future i may think differently, but now i see a very hot sister who wants to fuck me as a very positive thing to be happy about.

Thread 5 (follow-up)

Editors note: the following is one of the many follow-up threads to spring up in the days following 5/24. Our lord and savior Incest-chan made an appearance in this thread before ascending into /b/tard heaven.

05/26/06(Fri)19:55:17 No.8309729

yo niggers.. incest-chan reporting in

what do ya'll wanna know? hghhhhhghhgghghghgh

05/26/06(Fri)19:57:28 No.8309786

re: "INCEST-CHAN WHERE IS YOU?!?!?!"

i'm right here bish

damn

05/26/06(Fri)20:16:02 No.8310273

incest-chan reporting in

ok here's the follow up you fuckers are probably waiting for. to clear up some shit, yes it really happened, no i didn't get her pregnant (she started her period today), and the copy-pasta sentence fuck up at the end belonged with the previous post, not the one it was posted with.

now for post-event stuff. the next morning, she was acting really shy around me, like she was embarrassed or regretful about what happened. she said that she was just extremely horny and we probably shouldn't have done what we did, but she had been thinking about it for a while and finally just acted on it. i told her that i totally understood and that it was cool. what i was really thinking was "WHEN CAN WE DO IT AGAIN GODDAMNIT", i asked her if we were both ever super extremely horny like that again if she thought we could mess around and she just said i was a fucking perv and sex stuff was all i cared about. i said hey hold on a second, u came on to me, you wanted to do this too, and she was like look i dont want u to think you can just do that whenever u want to, i dont get "like that" (meaning super horny i guess) often. she said it was usually around when her period started.

so mixed signals, but no more sex. she's not going to be a fucktoy for me, but she might want to mess around occasionally or at least until she discovers vibrators or something.

that's about all for now.

05/26/06(Fri)20:30:11 No.8310611

unless you /b/tards have some specific questions, i'm gonna stop keeping track of this thread.

speak up now

05/26/06(Fri)20:40:22 No.8310864

re: "go on dear sir about the feelings involved and the possible senarios?"

feelings involved have gone from sheer terror to pure bliss to confusion back to sheer terror, usually settling somewhere between "did i really just pull that off" and "i'm gonna get busted if we keep doing this". for some strange reason, i've been thinking about significant others. we are both single at the moment, but i dont think we've both been single at the same time ever in our lives, at least not that i can remember. i'm thinking, if i start dating, will she not want to do stuff if i have a gf? will i even give a fuck if i have a hot gf who puts out all the time? if she starts dating, will she not want to do stuff b/c she has a bf? does the fact that we're both single even matter? then some really fucked up stuff about what if i get a gf and she has jealousy issues, and that just gets me freaked out b/c i can see her getting mad and telling someone or something. i dont know, my mind has been racing non-stop about the different things that could happen.

re: "So why do you make up stories for the attention of some internet losers?"

the story isn't made up, believe it or not, no skin off my back. the question "why are u sharing all this with /b/" is actually a good one. it probably is an attention thing of some sort, but i dunno. i was just excited about the initial tit grope she let me do and wanted to get ur advice on what to do, i didn't plan on it going any further than that or staying on /b/ all day telling ya'll about it. just sorta happened like that. i mean, i'll be happy to just stop posting if i bug ya'll.

FUCK ME NOW LOL

05/26/06(Fri)21:07:35 No.8311757

re: "Incest-chan: Ada, Or Ardor is the book for you."

i'll see if i can find it. what's the cliff-notes version of the plot?

re: "Yeah, the name's gonna stick. We just have to be careful and not name the NEXT /b/tard with incest stories Incest-chan - we've already had 3 candidates :p"

incest-chan is sorta generic, but i dont mind it. tell those other fuckers to gtfo and find their own names.

Controversy

As we speak, the debate on 4chan rages on as to whether the poster of 06/02/06 is actually THE incest chan. the thread follows as thus:

06/02/06(Fri)18:25:06 No.8581361

sup, incest-chan here bish. got some news if you care.

[edit due to spam]

06/02/06(Fri)18:47:17 No.8582026

alright, im just gonna ignore the people pretending to be me.

anyway, so my sis left for her date like half an hour ago with this guy...his name's dave. anyway, she just left me a message on my cell saying "looking forward to seeing you at home tonite :)"

wtf does that mean?

06/02/06(Fri)19:00:33 No.8582435

re: "lol i dont really care if you care or not"

she sent me another message asking me to pick her up from the movies. lol this is getting good. later bishes

Incest-Chan Returns

On October 6th, 2007, Incest-Chan made his glorious return to /b/ with the following posts:

10/06/07(Sat)14:47:09 No.41851696

Hey /b/. Long time no update.

Incest chan here. Alot of things have changed since 05/26/06 (Wikichan for date)

First of all. I've got new and better grammer. I've moved house. and sis is fucking hornier than ever. Let's bring you up to speed. Every month the week before her period she's been getting those thoughts again, fucking me the day before. Then calling me a perv. This routine changed about 2 months ago. When I said to her "No" when it came around. She was pretty upset (I mean pissed upset not Baww upset) but afterwards she thanked me and gave me a kiss on the cheek. Since then she hasn't asked me. I also have a girlfriend now, whom I love(d) very much. While sis has a boyfriend and I don't really know what goes on there.

In the past year we came into a bit of money. That money was evenly shared between me, her, and mom. Mom gave me her third. and said to me and her that we must buy a house. We didn't really want to leave here as we'd lived her all our lives. So we bought the house next door. Mom has her own house. and me and her share one. It has a roughly same layout as the last one with minor alterations here and there. and smells a fair sight better.

So this is where it gets fucked up.

10/06/07(Sat)14:50:01 No.41851878

bout fucking time I got no irregular posting shit. Okay. fixed.

So heres where it gets fucked up. Last night my girlfriend comes around and were just sat in the lounge playing Halo 3 co-op. When all of a sudden she comes in and says "??? I need to tell you something. In pvt" so I'm like confused while my girlfriend just sits back and takes a sigh of relief (Y'see she gets really tense when playing FPS's (Yes she plays Video games and she's better than me)) so I go into her room with her and she sits me down on the bed and lifts up her top. Her firm tits are just dangling there in front of me. I sit back bewildered

10/06/07(Sat)14:54:20 No.41852223

And she says "why won't you touch them like you normally do"

at this point I'm hitting the bed hard and telling her to shut up before my girlfriend hears her. Then she lets out the bombshell

"C'mon I'm due tomorrow fuck me like usual"

so I say

"Shut up okay. If she ever finds out about what we do then-

I didn't even finish my sentence before she barges on through the door pointing her finger and shouting at me.

"you fucker! I hate you"

The bitch set me up. Tears streaming down my girlfriends eyes I try to comfort her but she runs out the door crying.

So I sit down on the sofa and facepalm. Sis comes in and sits at my feet. In a completely off tone voice to the situation she says

"I dumped my boyfriend today"

In a nice perk voice

10/06/07(Sat)15:01:38 No.41852800

re: "In before Bel Air"

No bel air. True shit bish (Yeah I kept the bish habbit)

Aanyway.

My problems set aside. Like the big brother that I am I sit up and ask her why. She just shrugs and looks at the floor. "Meh I dunno" I keep asking her and she just keeps shrugging. Then all out of the blue she pounces on me and kisses me. Not the peck on the lips. I mean full on. I'm completely stunned and don't return it because I have no idea what's going on. I mean all of a sudden my sisters getting intimate (We've fucked plenty of times but I mean lovingly intimate) and my girlfriend just left me. She pulls away and asks why I didn't return it. She drops the bombshell and goes

"I thought you loved me"

I just sit back stunned, then tell her that while we had fun, we were just using each other for pleasure.

"But why! I mean, if we were just using each other you would have kept on fucking me. b-but if you loved me you would have stopped me and be caring about it. and you have. I thought you loved me"

Then she storms out of the house. More than likely gone next door to moms. I found out this morning her excuse for leaving this house to go next door was "I had bad gas". Always the good lier eh? As of right now I'm playing some H3 to see if my girlfriends online. Hopefully I can sort things out with her before Sis comes back

Follow-up Q&A

Incest-Chan then proceeded to answer a few questions about his incestual adventures:

10/06/07(Sat)15:04:11 No.41852977

re: "Pics?"

Pics of me? No thanks.

Pics of her? They'd be all over the internet

Pics of Gf? Fuck no.

Pics of what?

10/06/07(Sat)15:05:07 No.41853043

re: "[pictures of the other incest-chans]"

My sis is a redhead and my (ex) girlfriend is a brunette. Who's this poser?

10/06/07(Sat)15:08:08 No.41853262

re: "the other Incest-chan, both her and her brother post on here"

Oooh. Well. This is the original. Tell those others to get a new name. This ones been taken since 2006 bish

10/06/07(Sat)15:10:31 No.41853479

re: "so what othe sex acts did you and her do together after the first time"

Oooh so many. We did alot of oral together. I especially liked the 69. We did anal once but it never happened again. She was in too much pain to take another thrashing. She once asked me to do her while she was tied to a wall and blindfolded. We couldn't do the wall part but she was bound and gagged. Man that was hawt!

10/06/07(Sat)15:12:48 No.41853687

re: "tell ur gf that ur sis just said it to mess her up bcuz her bf just dumped her and she was just angry and wanted to do some damage. prob. fixed. post pix"

I said "Shut up. If she finds out what we do"

I think that's incriminating enough. What should I do? Make it up with my sis and do moar incest. Or try for my girlfriend. Or go for both =D

10/06/07(Sat)15:17:28 No.41854140

re: "Dude, your sister, what do you think? Your girlfriend is long gone, your sister will always be there, just like good family should. If you do get into a relationship again, though, don't fuck it up because of your sister."

So. Go for my sister. Okay. That should work. I mean she lives here. all her stuff is here. and her only other place to go is next door.

Okay /b/ Copy this into wikichan while I head out next door.

10/06/07(Sat)15:27:28 No.41855153

re: "Take a picture of her pussy with /b/ 10-6-07 written on it or something.

That way no one else would know its her."

Yes because either of the 2 girls will let me write on them and take pics too.

I said no and that's final. Okay heading out now

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