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== Dad on the toilet again, or music? ==
'''Dubstep''' is a [[Music|genre]] of [[Shit|acoustic banjo music]] that has its roots in [[weed|reggae]] and [[London]]'s early 2000s [[Chav|UK garage]] scene.  Musically, dubstep is distinguished by its 2step rhythm, or use of snare sounds similar to 2step garage and grime, and an emphasis on [[Megaman|bass]], often producing "dark" sounds, but just as frequently producing sounds reminiscent of dub reggae or funky US garage. It can be also be distinguished by sounding like someone having an asthma attack into a microphone with a lot of feedback. Dubstep tracks are generally produced at a [[Speed|tempo]] of around 140 beats per minute and in recent years have developed signature half time rhythms, often heavily shuffled or syncopated, and usually, though not exclusively, including only one snare drum hit per bar, often on the third beat.  
'''Dubstep''' is a faggy [[Music|genre]] of [[Shit|acoustic banjo music]] that has its roots in [[weed|reggae]] and [[London]]'s early 2000s [[Chav|UK garage]] scene.  [[Shit nobody cares about|Musically, dubstep is distinguished by its 2step rhythm, or use of snare sounds similar to 2step garage and grime, and an emphasis on bass, often producing "dark" sounds, but just as frequently producing sounds reminiscent of dub reggae or funky US garage. It can be also be distinguished by sounding like someone having an asthma attack into a microphone with a lot of feedback. Dubstep tracks are generally produced at a tempo of around 140 beats per minute and in recent years have developed signature half time rhythms, often heavily shuffled or syncopated, and usually, though not exclusively, including only one snare drum hit per bar, often on the third beat.]] Seriously, this fucking shit makes [[Soulja Boy|Soulja Boy]] sound like Mozart.
 
Dubstep was created by [[Jesus Christ|Jesus Christ]] after losing a sacred battle with [[Satan|Satan]]. Jaysus was sick and tired of the [[Shit|Classical Musc]] being produced by his father, [[God|Lil Wayne]]. Jesus knew it was time for a change. Around 1990 it was said that Jesus was still alive and well because he has an [[Bullshit|Eternal Life]]. Jesus gathered all of his Drums and with the magical power of [[India|Shiva]] invented Dubstep. This usually included having 3/4 of the lyrics "Wob Wob" and here and there "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!". Later on yet another, [[Gandhi|Mohandas Karamchandiiiiiiiiii Gandhi]] decided that the first creations of Jesus and Shiva were absolute bullshit and decided to make his own mix. Ever since Gandhis mixes '''"Satan be with you"''' and '''"Fuck yeah Imda Shit"''' broadcasted to [[OVER 9000|over 9000 cunts]], inspiration has been taken to produce even better Dub.  


== Characteristics ==
== Characteristics ==
[[Image:Ewoks.jpg|thumb|DJ Spliff and DJ Crunkgsta, pioneers of the genre.]]
[[Image:Ewoks.jpg|thumb|DJ Spliff and DJ Crunkgsta, pioneers of the genre.]]
In [[truth]], dubstep is a musical genre devoid of real talent or artistic integrity. The fabled "drops" sound like a down syndrome android taking a dump through a [[Apple|vocoder]]. Even when the production is clean and decent samples are used, there is a glass ceiling of garbage and wackness that dubstep is unable to rise above. There has been no dubstep song that was memorable or of serious quality. I mean, the weird sound effects [[bullshit|might sound interesting at first]], but the novelty very quickly wears off. All you are left with is a bunch of pop songs being churned through a simplistic formula, with a standard-issue spastic drop thrown in. The genre is so limited and dumb in its nature that it simply cannot develop past this. Ultimately, it will be remembered as a particularly embarrassing fad that testifies to the [[fail]] of fags who were born in the 90s.


In Dubstep there is only one Characteristic - "Wob Wob Wob" and maybe a few lyrics here and there. Amazingly people liked having the "Wob Wob Wob" and decided that it will be a new addiction running through their veins. This increasingly irritating sound is something only the [[Niggers|Nigerios]] would like.
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== Lyrics ==
== Lyrics ==
Are you RREADY?!
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1 2 3 LETS GO!
Dubstep Wobbb wbowbwb WobbWob Wobbbbwobbb WobWboWob. Wob.
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
I'll stick a knife through your nuts!
 
Verse 2:
Ginger Cunt!
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob


<br>Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable<br>
<br>Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable<br>
<br>Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare Everybody in the club get hyper<br>
<br>Snare Snare Snare Snare i-i-i-i-i-it's unbelievable<br>
<br>Everybody it's unbelievable<br>
<br>Everybody kick kick kick kick<br>
<br>Everybody ge-snare<br>
<br>i-i-i-ts unbelievable<br>
<br>it's unbelievable snare<br>


== How to Correctly Make Dubstep ==
<br>Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare Everybody in the club get hyper<br>
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<br>Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable<br>


== How to Properly Dance to Dubstep ==
<br>Verse 2:<br>
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<br>Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable<br>
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<br>Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable<br>
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<br>Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare Everybody in the club get hyper<br>
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<br>Snare Snare Snare Snare i-i-i-i-i-it's unbelievable<br>
<br>Everybody its unbelievable<br>
<br>Everybody kick kick kick kick<br>
<br>everybody ge-snare<br>
<br>i-i-i-ts unbelievable<br>
<br>it's unbelievable snare<br>


== What You May Get [[Buttsex|In Your Chimney]] ==
<br>Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare Everybody in the club get hyper<br>
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<br>Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare i-i-i-t's unbelievable<br>


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== The Pinnacle of Dubstep ==
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== Real Dubstep For [[Faggot|Faggots]] like you ==
== [[An Hero|How to Correctly Make Dubstep]] ==
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== How to Properly Dance to Dubstep ==
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==THE [[shit|GREATEST SONGS OF THE GENRE]] ==
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== See also ==
== See also ==
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* [[Chav]]
* [[Faggotry]]
* [[Faggotry]]
* [[Borgore]]


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Latest revision as of 10:33, 10 September 2018


Dad on the toilet again, or music?

Dubstep is a faggy genre of acoustic banjo music that has its roots in reggae and London's early 2000s UK garage scene. Musically, dubstep is distinguished by its 2step rhythm, or use of snare sounds similar to 2step garage and grime, and an emphasis on bass, often producing "dark" sounds, but just as frequently producing sounds reminiscent of dub reggae or funky US garage. It can be also be distinguished by sounding like someone having an asthma attack into a microphone with a lot of feedback. Dubstep tracks are generally produced at a tempo of around 140 beats per minute and in recent years have developed signature half time rhythms, often heavily shuffled or syncopated, and usually, though not exclusively, including only one snare drum hit per bar, often on the third beat. Seriously, this fucking shit makes Soulja Boy sound like Mozart.

Characteristics

DJ Spliff and DJ Crunkgsta, pioneers of the genre.

In truth, dubstep is a musical genre devoid of real talent or artistic integrity. The fabled "drops" sound like a down syndrome android taking a dump through a vocoder. Even when the production is clean and decent samples are used, there is a glass ceiling of garbage and wackness that dubstep is unable to rise above. There has been no dubstep song that was memorable or of serious quality. I mean, the weird sound effects might sound interesting at first, but the novelty very quickly wears off. All you are left with is a bunch of pop songs being churned through a simplistic formula, with a standard-issue spastic drop thrown in. The genre is so limited and dumb in its nature that it simply cannot develop past this. Ultimately, it will be remembered as a particularly embarrassing fad that testifies to the fail of fags who were born in the 90s.

Lyrics

Trufax

Dubstep Wobbb wbowbwb WobbWob Wobbbbwobbb WobWboWob. Wob.


Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable

Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable

Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare Everybody in the club get hyper

Snare Snare Snare Snare i-i-i-i-i-it's unbelievable

Everybody it's unbelievable

Everybody kick kick kick kick

Everybody ge-snare

i-i-i-ts unbelievable

it's unbelievable snare


Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare Everybody in the club get hyper

Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable


Verse 2:

Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable

Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable

Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare Everybody in the club get hyper

Snare Snare Snare Snare i-i-i-i-i-it's unbelievable

Everybody its unbelievable

Everybody kick kick kick kick

everybody ge-snare

i-i-i-ts unbelievable

it's unbelievable snare


Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare Everybody in the club get hyper

Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare i-i-i-t's unbelievable

The Pinnacle of Dubstep

How to Properly Dance to Dubstep

See also

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