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== Sex Tape ==
==Sex Tape==
[Lulz start at 6:00, but do you have the balls to watch the whole thing? Something snaps around 1:26, maybe it was a condom? He busts a nut near the end. When he groans like "OHHHHH!" Nice tits Chris!
[Lulz start at 6:00, but do you have the balls to watch the whole thing? Something snaps around 1:26, maybe it was a condom? He busts a nut near the end. When he groans like "OHHHHH!" Nice tits Chris!
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[http://www.slutload.com/watch/w40vYGuWP3X/Chris-Chan-Sextape.html '''HOW DO I EMBED VIDEO?''']
[[File:JULAY.mp4]]
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== Pics ==
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File:Aiko-Chris's New Bird.jpg|Kimmi
File:Blowupdoll.gif|Take that [[Assburger|aspergic]] cock...
File:Chris-chan-anime-sex-doll.gif|JULAAAAAAAAY
File:Chris-CatBurp.PNG|[[The Aristocrats]]!
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== Postcards to [[Chris-chan/People#Bob Chandler (Father)|Bob Chandler]] ==
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File:Chris chan pwnt 1.jpg|Note attached to a letter sent to Chris's father Bob
File:Chris chan pwnt 2.jpg|Screenshot sent with note
File:Postcard from Ebaums.jpg|"Just gonna look away, meow...don't get involved..."
[Lulz start at 6:00, but do you have the balls to watch the whole thing? Something snaps around 1:26, maybe it was a condom? He busts a nut near the end. When he groans like "OHHHHH!" Nice tits Chris!
Kimmi
Take that aspergic cock...
JULAAAAAAAAY
Note attached to a letter sent to Chris's father Bob
Screenshot sent with note
"Just gonna look away, meow...don't get involved..."
