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'''Borgore''' ([[Kike|Asaf Borger]]) is a [[jew]] [[dubstep]] artist who makes lulzy tunes about [[rap|how awesome he is]], [[Hookers and blow|high life]] and how many [[whores]] he can bag.
'''Borgore'''{{jew}}, less commonly known as [[Powerword|Asaf Borger]], אסף בורגר) is a reasonably fuckable [[jew]] [[dubstep]] artist who makes [[shitty]] tunes about [[rap|how awesome he is]], [[Hookers and blow|high life]] and his imaginary [[Dying alone|bedroom exploits]].
His fb feed is full of his drug-induced [[batshit insane]] rambling on topics ranging from [[party hard|partying hard]] to philosophy. Born in a manger in [[Israel]] after being rejected by [[Metal|headbangers]] in his trv black metal band Shabira he decided that the [[Wigger]]s get way more pussy. [[BRILLIANT!|Borgore stated in an interview that his stage-name is a mixture of both his birth surname Borger, and the word "gore", thus making Borgore.]]
His [[Failbook|fb]] feed is full of his drug-induced [[batshit insane]] rambling on topics ranging from [[party hard|partying hard]] to [[Bullshit|philosophy]]. Born in a manger in [[Israel]] after being rejected by [[Metal|headbangers]] in his trv black metal band [[Gay|Shabira]] he decided that the [[Wigger]]s [[Unrealistic Expectations|get way more pussy]]. [[Shit no one cares about|Borgore stated in an interview that his stage-name is a mixture of both his birth surname Borger, and the word "gore", thus making Borgore.]]
Unlike [[skrillex|other]] [[deadmau5|artists]] his songs manage to deliver [[Lulz|a message]]. The man himself was found by [[Some argue|our experts]] to be equal parts [[nigger]] and [[fail]].
Unlike [[skrillex|other]] [[deadmau5|artists]] his songs manage to deliver [[Lulz|a message]]. The man himself was found by [[Some argue|our experts]] to be equal parts [[nigger]] and [[fail]]. [[Attention Whore|He takes his fans very seriously]] and often suffers [[Troll's remorse]], thus can be easily trolled. Pretending to be [[butthurt]] will produce a [[TL;DR|lenghty explanation why he didn't want to]] [[Offended|offend]] you.
[[image:borgore_indifferent.jpg|thumb|Pictured [[Pretty cool guy|not giving a fuck]]. Also [[lens flare]]]].
[[image:borgore_indifferent.jpg|thumb|Pictured [[Pretty cool guy|not giving a fuck]]. Also [[lens flare]]]].


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==Gallery==
==Gallery==
{{cg|Gallery of facebook faggotry|whatid|center|<gallery>
{{cg|Gallery of facebook faggotry|sp|center|<gallery>
Image:Borgore_Trolls_Remorse.png|Suffering [[troll's remorse]]
Image:Borgore_Trolls_Remorse.png|Suffering [[troll's remorse]]
Image:Borgore_Spreading_Cancer.png|Cancer...
Image:Borgore_Spreading_Cancer.png|Cancer...
Image:Borgore_Rich_And_Beautiful.png|[[Hookers and Blow]]
Image:Borgore_Rich_And_Beautiful.png|[[Hookers and Blow]]
Image:Borgore_Planking.png|[[Faggot|Planking]]
Image:Borgore_Planking.png|[[Faggot|Planking]]
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Borgore_Macfag.png|[[How do I shot web?|How do I used computer]]
Image:Borgore_Macfag.png|[[How do I shot web?|How do I used computer]]
Image:Borgore_Kike.png|[[Jew]]
Image:Borgore_Kike.png|[[Jew]]

Latest revision as of 17:22, 19 August 2018

Borgore, less commonly known as Asaf Borger, אסף בורגר) is a reasonably fuckable jew dubstep artist who makes shitty tunes about how awesome he is, high life and his imaginary bedroom exploits. His fb feed is full of his drug-induced batshit insane rambling on topics ranging from partying hard to philosophy. Born in a manger in Israel after being rejected by headbangers in his trv black metal band Shabira he decided that the Wiggers get way more pussy. Borgore stated in an interview that his stage-name is a mixture of both his birth surname Borger, and the word "gore", thus making Borgore. Unlike other artists his songs manage to deliver a message. The man himself was found by our experts to be equal parts nigger and fail. He takes his fans very seriously and often suffers Troll's remorse, thus can be easily trolled. Pretending to be butthurt will produce a lenghty explanation why he didn't want to offend you.

Pictured not giving a fuck. Also lens flare

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Music

On love, Hypnotoad and relaxation techniques


Quotes

   
 
Social networking's a zoo and I'm playing the vet’s role

Cause 12 year old apes think they can go gangster on my wall
 


 
 

—Borgore, being an ITG.

Gallery

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See also

Links

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