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| {{spoiler|text=KMartinTV is the new LifeInATent}}
| | #REDIRECT [[WeatherManKevin]] |
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| [http://www.youtube.com/user/KMartinTV KMartinTV] is the [[shit|brainchild]] of [[WeatherManKevin]], which has now become the home of [[LifeInATent|Brian Martin]], from which he spews out more of his videos for his so-called "[[Fantard|campers]]" Recently, he has uploaded a video declaring war on our beloved website Encyclopedia Dramatica, daring people to come knock on his door. If by God you actually do knock on his door, he has a dildo aimed right at your ass, that when propelled will rip right into that pretty asshole of yours. '''Doesn't matter if you're wearing a layer of clothing on your butt, it will rip right through it like [[Bubba]]'''. No matter what gender (or age) you are, he has [[dildo|sexual things]] that will [[Rape|beat]] your ass to hell. If somehow you survived being sodomized by the dildo or Brian himself and enter through the front door, you will be greeted by two very fat poodles. They will most likely be starved to the brink of death, forcing them to rip you to shreds for food. There is a very high chance that he doesn't discriminate between an animal and a human being when looking for sex, so we suggest you attack Brian at night, where his dogs are too busy [[Bestiality|being in bed with him]]. If somehow you were lucky enough to survive being eaten alive and actually manage to come up the stairs (don't know why you would do that, Brian lives in the [[Basement dweller|basement]]), you will have fallen into the most diabolical trap man has ever invented: '''The Titty Twister of Death'''. Just pray your [[manboobs]] don't rip off as it squeezes down on your nipples, twists them, lifts you up, and drops you down with enough force to make [http://www.youtube.com/user/ReverendBurn ReverendBurn] cry! You will be lifted up and dropped down many times, so please make sure you're [[CP]] doesn't fall out of your pockets! You will be thrown down the stairs, and you will land in another dildo at the foot of the stairs. '''Gee, I wonder why Brian Martin has so many dildos lying around his house?''' See: [[Faggot]]
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| TL;DR You should go and kill Brian Martin. '''[[DO IT FAGGOT]]!'''
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| [[File:MessageToKMartinTV.png|200px|thumb|right|A nice message to KMartinTV/LifeInATent]]
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| ==Interesting Facts==
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| Brian Martin likes talking about assholes. [[Homosexuality|He '''really''' likes talking about assholes]].
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| [[File:KMartinTV_NewLIAT.png|200px|thumb|right|A nice reply from KMartinTV/LifeInATent. Notice the threat.]]
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| {{Faggotry}}
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Latest revision as of 02:37, 4 January 2012
