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GangstaElijah is a wigga-sona that is used by Elijah to flame-bait high profile members of YouTube into attacking him for lulzless personal attention. By threatening to kill 16 Year Old Girls, Elijah is giving legitimate, hard working lulz-trollz a bad name and he should be persuaded to leave YouTube immediately

GangstaElijah, or WangstaElijah, as he has been affectionately dubbed by his critics, Elijah Hood is a 13 year-old basement-welling wigger residing in the whites-only suburbs of Phoenix, Arizona. From the safety of his mom's house, Elijah spends his time attention whoring by trolling people on the YouTube Featured Video list with thinly-veiled threats of violence (and in the case of children, rape) in an attempt to be noticed.

Frequently confronted with his faggotry, Elijah claims that all he's doing is presenting a comedic impersonation of a gangsta. After sending a death threat video to fellow faggot DaxFlame, GangstaElijah was suspended. What followed was a series of short-lived accounts, including shitty freestyle raps about combing his hair, and tales of DaxFlame sending him to prison for two years where he endured rape orgies that encouraged him to embrace his sexuality. All these accounts have since been closed, and all videos associated with the accounts rendered unavailable.

Comedic Gold

Elijah's brand of humor consists of:

Sending video responses to high profile members of YouTube in which he waves about an air pistol and talks shit in Ebonics. He firmly believes that this will generate enough drama to make him e-famous, and provide him with honorz.

Leaving comments on the YouTube channels of 16 year old girls threatening to kill them.

Repeating the phrase "u no wut am seyin'" too much.

Pulling out his toy gun and pretending to shoot it, and then editing in a gunshot sound effect in Windows Movie Maker.

Controversy

Elijah posted a video on YouTube in late November 2006, making death threats towards Renetto and his family. Renetto mentioned the death threats, but due to the sheer number of uploads, it would be too tedious a task to wade through all the shitty videos locate it. Renetto took these threats seriously, and reported Elijah to YouTube, after which Elijah's account was promptly suspended.

After Renetto uploaded a video parodying Elijah's Wigger faggotry, Elijah immediately recognized Renetto's authority within the YouTube wigga hierarchy, and revoked the contract on Renetto's life.

~~Chase... and his King Snake ELVIS - From Renetto - 30 Jan 2007~~ Unavailable

Elijah Gets Some Good Advice

Pr0n

Like most 13 year old boys, Elijah spends most of his time beating his meat to dickgirls. His only source of income is the few cents he gets from placing porn advertisement links on his YouTube channels.

White-Knight Faggotry

An accurate, true-to-life depiction of the relationship between Elijah and Leon.

Fellow YouTuber, LeonJeekins, decided to stroke Elijah's e-peen, hoping to ride the cum-stained coattails of attention whoredom. The video, as uneventful as it was, consisted of little more than Leon choking on his cigarette smoke and challenging Eppigy, one of Elijah's critics, to a 'fist fight'.

	“	"Hey, if you wanna mess with Elijah.... Why don't you mess with me?"	„
	—LeonJeekins, Internet Tough Guy.

	“	"Check out them muscles! I DON'T EVEN WORK OUT!"	„
	—LeonJeekins, admitting that he doesn't even lift, bro.

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The video was deleted by LeonJeekins after the big meanies on YouTube made fun of him in the comments for being the assclown that he is.

Music

According to his MySpace, Elijah thinks highly of his "music," if it can even be called that.

	“	The best thing you eva heard. With inspired lyrics and song titles such as If You Step Up, Gangsta Live, White People, and Hey Ho, his rap reflects the hardships of his life in da hood.	„
	—Elijah, on his music

Of course, with genius lyrics such as these, how could you doubt his talent?

	“	You know that I'm insane, motherfucker. Smoking some blunts, mother mother fucker fucker. Y'all ain't know how I front, motherfucker.	„
	—FreeStyleRap #1

One of Elijah's MySpace critics had srs questions about his alleged street cred, and demonstrated his superior critiquing skills in a professional and detailed manner with the following:

Evan "2tall" Schamber--Blacker than Elijah

	“	hey u fuckin bitch ass boi fuck man u suck at rappin.u think ur all ghetto and shit but u aint look at the house u live in and look at the other houses fuck man ur a bitch ass poser...plus who the fuck puts a lil chawawa fuck man that such a gangsta dog shit, u look like fuckin paris hilton shit man.and i bet the gun isnt even ur s man its ur dads or somthin and u only make videos when ur dad is away.and u cant tell u dont even have ammunition cuz u cant cock a gun more then once,shit man u fuckin r the bitggest fake i know man and look in that pic of urs wah ur so not roolin large wtf r they 20's where the fuck the benjamins at???????k im out pce	„
	— Evan "2tall" Schamber

Growing Opposition to Elijah's Existence

DEFENDIN' MY CO - From CaptainRalboon

Gangsta Elijah Promo Video - From JiminyCrickets69

Gangsta Elijah Promo Video #2 - From JiminyCrickets69

~~Re: Strange Faces and Noises I Can Make III (gangsta elijah) - From supered86~~ Private

~~ED welcomes you, GangstaElijah - From cambreed, aka djbb~~

GangstaElijah is Retarded and Not a Gangster - From Eppigy Banned on Jewtube now located on LiveVideo

Did you know that...

...if you step up to Elijah's face, he's going to hit you?
...if you bring backup, he's going to split you?
...he'll bust a cap in your ass if you don't subscribe to his channel?
...his grillz are actually made of tin foil, a clear sign of his commitment to the best value in bling.
...he is actually severely anorexic, but the extra bulk of his coat conceals it?
...he was wheelchair bound after a tragic ghost riding accident, yet regained his mobility with the help of the Scooter Store?
...his mom refuses to tell him that he is neither black nor funny?
...he masturbates to his mother / grandfather when they're in the same room as him?
...he can't afford shaving cream?
...he calls other people fake, and has no understanding of the concept of irony?

External Links

GangstaElijah Suspended after threatening DaxFlame
MusicElijah Closed
TheGangstaElijah Closed
goldrushnumber1 Suspended
GangstaElijah Deleted
TheGangstaElijah Abandoned
Stickam profile Deleted

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 {{Warning|GangstaElijah is a wigga-sona that is used by Elijah to flame-bait high profile members of YouTube into attacking him for lulzless personal attention. By threatening to kill 16 Year Old Girls, Elijah is giving legitimate, hard working lulz-trollz a bad name and he should be persuaded to leave YouTube immediately}}
-[[Image:Gangsta_Elijahjpg.jpg|right|thumb|GangstaElijah in his mom's basement, showing off his plastic bling.]]
+[[Image:Gangsta_Elijahjpg.jpg|right|thumb|Elijah in his mom's basement, showing off his plastic bling.]]
-[[Image:Guncock.jpg|right|thumb|I Luvs my Big Cocks]]
+[[Image:Guncock.jpg|right|thumb|[[Cock|Cocked]] and ready to go.]]
-'''GangstaElijah''', aka Elijah Hood, is a dumb [[Wigger|wigga]] who lives in his [[Your_mom | mom's]] [[Basement-dweller | basement]] in the whites-only suburbs of Phoenix, Arizona. he is a twat. nobody likes him.
+'''GangstaElijah''', or WangstaElijah, as he has been affectionately dubbed by his critics, Elijah Hood is a [[13 year old boy|13 year-old]] [[Basement-dweller | basement-welling]] [[Wigger|wigger]] residing in the whites-only suburbs of Phoenix, Arizona. From the safety of his [[Your_Mom | mom's]] house, Elijah spends his time [[Attention_whore | attention whoring]] by trolling people on the [[YouTube]] Featured Video list with thinly-veiled threats of violence (and in the case of children, [[rape]]) in an attempt to be noticed.
-WangstaElijah as he is known by those who hate him (everyone) is a male [[Attention_whore | Attention Whore]] who trolls the people on the [[YouTube]] Featured Video List with thinly veiled threats of violence (and in the case of children, raep) in attempt to get himself noticed.
+Frequently confronted with his faggotry, Elijah claims that all he's doing is presenting a comedic impersonation of a [[Nigger|gangsta]]. After sending a death threat video to fellow faggot [[DaxFlame]], GangstaElijah was suspended. What followed was a series of short-lived accounts, including shitty freestyle raps about combing his hair, and tales of DaxFlame sending him to prison for two years where he endured rape orgies that encouraged him to embrace his sexuality. All these accounts have since been closed, and all videos associated with the accounts rendered unavailable.
-This [[13 year old boy]] has spent so long pretending to be a [[gangsta]] that he is actually starting to believe his own bullshit. He has created a sorry-assed personal [[rap]] channel on [[YouTube]] under the name '''MusicElijah''' (now closed) to go along with his sorry-assed personal  '''GangstaElijah''' channel (now suspended). WANKER
-Whenever people point out to him that he is acting like a [[faggot]], (about 10 times per [[YouTube]] day), he claims that what he is doing is presenting a comedic impersonation of a [[Nigra|Gangsta]].
+== Comedic [[Shit|Gold]] ==
+[[Image:Gangsta_Elijah_Came.jpg|right|thumb|Elijah's [[orgasm|O-face.]]]]
-His GangstaElijah channel was suspended on 10th June 2007 for sending a death threat video to [[DaxFlame]] (It is ironic that his fictional character sending a death threat to another fictional character should get him banned).
+Elijah's brand of [[Fail|humor]] consists of:
-GangstaElijah came out of [[youtube]] exodus with a new channel, [http://www.youtube.com/user/GangstaElijah1 GangstaElijah1.], but it is now closed. Upon return he proudly announced that he had by spouting a shitty freestyle [[rap]] about combing his hair.<s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8nYS4F-YxE]</s>
+*Sending video responses to high profile members of [[YouTube]] in which he waves about an air pistol and talks shit in [[Ebonics]]. He firmly believes that this will generate enough [[drama]] to make him [[Attention_whore | e-famous]], and provide him with [[honorz]].
-GangstaElijah has now BOLDLY returned with a new channel, [http://www.youtube.com/user/TheGangstaElijah TheGangstaElijah](Which is now Baleeted). In his first video <s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsNXMIKtkjo]</s>, he talks about DaxFlame sending him to prison for two years in a NEW TOUGHER and MANLIER voice, probably because the gay prison orgies made him feel more empowered about his sexuality.
+*Leaving comments on the YouTube channels of [[16 year old girls]] threatening to kill them.
-== His Comedy ==
+*Repeating the phrase "u no wut am seyin'" too much.
-[[Image:Gangsta_Elijah_Came.jpg|right|thumb|GangstaElijah also has a habit of masturbating while his mother / grandfather is in the room.]]
-His [[Fail | comedy]] consists of;
+*Pulling out his toy gun and pretending to shoot it, and then editing in a gunshot sound effect in [[Windows Movie Maker]].
-*Sending video responses to high profile members of [[YouTube]] in which he waves about an air pistol and talks shit in [[Ebonics]]. He firmly believes that this will generate enough [[drama]] to make him [[Attention_whore | e-famous]] and provide him with [[Honorz]].
-*Leaving comments on the YouTube channels of [[16 year old girls]] threatening to kill them. (Seriously).
-*Saying "U No wut am seyin'" too much.
-*Getting his toy gun out and pretending to shoot it. Then adding a gun sound in [[Windows Movie Maker]].
 == Controversy ==
-GangstaElijah posted a video on [[YouTube]] in late November 2006 (as "something"Elijah) making death threats towards [[Renetto]] and his family. [[Renetto]] took these threats seriously and reported GangstaElijah to the [[YouTube]] Head Office. They deleted the "something"Elijah account.
+Elijah posted a video on [[YouTube]] in late November 2006, making death threats towards [[Renetto]] and his family. Renetto mentioned the death threats, but due to the sheer number of uploads, it would be too tedious a task to wade through all the shitty videos locate it. Renetto took these threats seriously, and reported Elijah to [[YouTube]], after which Elijah's account was promptly suspended.
-[[Renetto]] mentioned the death threats in one of his videos at the time. He has posted 726 videos in the last two months (as off 26 January 2007), so researchers are having a hard time locating the the particular video which relates to the incident.
+[[Image:GangstaElijahRenettoResponseCap.jpg|right|thumb|Renetto is ready for GangstaElijah]]
+After Renetto uploaded a video parodying Elijah's [[Wigger]] faggotry, Elijah immediately recognized Renetto's authority within the YouTube wigga hierarchy, and revoked the contract on Renetto's life.
-[[Image:GangstaElijahRenettoResponseCap.jpg|right|thumb|Renetto is ready for GangtaElijah]]
+<strike>{{youtube|zNFbpjEofNM| Chase... and his King Snake ELVIS - From Renetto - 30 Jan 2007}}</strike> '''Unavailable'''
-After Renetto posted a new [[Wigger| Wigga]]-style video (30 January 2007), GangstaElijah immediately recognised Renetto's authority within the [[Wigger| Youtube-Wigga]] hierarchy. Renetto has since revoked the contract on GangstaElijah's life.
-{{youtube|zNFbpjEofNM| Chase... and his King Snake ELVIS - From Renetto - 30 Jan 2007}}
+<center>[[Image:GangstaElijahRenettoResponse.jpg|Renetto Vs GangstaElijah]]</center>
-[[Image:GangstaElijahRenettoResponse.jpg|Renetto Vs GangtaElijah]]
+== Elijah Gets Some Good Advice ==
-== Goldrush Gets Some Good Advice ==
+[[Image:Goodadvice.jpg|center|Elijah gets some good advice.]]
-[[Image:Goodadvice.jpg|center|Goldrush Gets some Good Advice]]
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 <center>[[Image:GangstaElijah_Pron.jpg|His YouTube has some big-name sponsors.]]</center>
+Like most [[13 year old boy]]s, Elijah spends most of his time beating his meat to [[Dickgirl|dickgirls]]. His only source of income is the few cents he gets from placing porn advertisement links on his YouTube channels.
-Like most [[13 year old_boy]]s, GangstaElijah spends most of his time on internet pr0n sites. His  only source of income is few cents he gets from using click-fraud on the pr0n advertisement links he puts on his [[YouTube]] channel.
-== Like all Good Christian Gangsters, Elijah is actually a [[Faggot]] ==
-[[Image:GoldrushGAYpride.jpg|thumb|right|I feel so much better when i can be myself]]
-[[Image:Gaygoldrush2.jpg|thumb|right|I hopes no wiggaz on youtube sees this]]
-Another faggot youtuber known as leonjeekins decided to stand up for GangstaElijah.
+== White-Knight Faggotry ==
+[[Image:Gaygoldrush2.jpg|thumb|right|An accurate, true-to-life depiction of the relationship between Elijah and Leon.]]
+[[Image:GoldrushGAYpride.jpg|thumb|right|Promo for his first music video.]]
-* "Hey, if you wanna mess with Elijah.... Why don't you mess with me?"
+Fellow YouTuber, LeonJeekins, decided to stroke Elijah's e-peen, hoping to ride the cum-stained coattails of attention whoredom. The video, as uneventful as it was, consisted of little more than Leon choking on his cigarette smoke and challenging Eppigy, one of Elijah's critics, to a 'fist fight'.
-* "Check out them muscles! I DON'T EVEN WORK OUT!"
+<center>{{morphquote|LeonJeekins|background-colour: white;|font weight: bold;
+|"Hey, if you wanna mess with Elijah.... Why don't you mess with me?"|LeonJeekins, [[Internet Tough Guy]].
+|"Check out them muscles! I DON'T EVEN WORK OUT!"|LeonJeekins, admitting that he doesn't even lift, bro.}}</center>
-The video was deleted by LeonJeekins after a while of being up due to a large number of flames he got in his comments. For all the people who did not see it, it was him practically choking on his cigarette smoke and challenging Eppigy to a 'fist fight'.
-== MySpace Hero ==
+The video was deleted by LeonJeekins after the big meanies on YouTube made fun of him in the comments for being the assclown that he is.
-According to his MySpace, Gangsta Elijah thinks his music sounds like:
+== Music ==
-{{quote |The best thing you eva heard. With inspired lyrics and song titles such as If You Step Up, Gangsta Live, White People, and Hey Ho, his rap reflects the hardships of his life in da hood.| GangstaElijah}}
+According to his [[MySpace]], Elijah thinks highly of his "music," if it can even be called that.
-=== ED presents the Seminal FreeStyle Rap #1===
+{{quote|The best thing you eva heard. With inspired lyrics and song titles such as If You Step Up, Gangsta Live, White People, and Hey Ho, his rap reflects the hardships of his life in da hood.|Elijah, on his music}}
-===='Sample Lyric'====
+Of course, with genius lyrics such as these, how could you doubt his talent?
-{{quote|You know that I'm insane, motherfucker. Smoking some blunts, mother mother fucker fucker.  Y'all ain't know how i front, motherfucker.|FreeStyleRap #1}}
+{{quote|You know that I'm insane, motherfucker. Smoking some blunts, mother mother fucker fucker.  Y'all ain't know how I front, motherfucker.|FreeStyleRap #1}}
-One of GangtsElijah's MySpace critics had srs questions about GangstaElijah's street cred:
+One of Elijah's MySpace critics had [[srs]] questions about his alleged street cred, and demonstrated his superior critiquing skills in a professional and detailed manner with the following:
-[[Image:GangstaElijahEVAN2tallSCHAMBER.jpg|right|thumb|EVAN"2tall"SCHAMBER. Blacker than GangstaElijah]]
+[[Image:GangstaElijahEVAN2tallSCHAMBER.jpg|right|thumb|Evan "2tall" Schamber--Blacker than Elijah]]
-{{quote | hey u fuckin bitch ass boi fuck man u suck at rappin.u think ur all ghetto and shit but u aint look at the house u live in and look at the other houses fuck man ur a bitch ass poser...plus who the fuck puts a lil chawawa fuck man that such a gangsta dog shit, u look like fuckin paris hilton shit man.and i bet the gun isnt even ur s man its ur dads or somthin and u only make videos when ur dad is away.and u cant tell u dont even have ammunition cuz u cant cock a gun more then once,shit man u fuckin r the bitggest fake i know man and look in that pic of urs wah ur so not roolin large wtf r they 20's where the fuck the benjamins at???????k im out pce | EVAN"2tall"SCHAMBER Jan 15 2007 11:05A}}
+{{quote | hey u fuckin bitch ass boi fuck man u suck at rappin.u think ur all ghetto and shit but u aint look at the house u live in and look at the other houses fuck man ur a bitch ass poser...plus who the fuck puts a lil chawawa fuck man that such a gangsta dog shit, u look like fuckin paris hilton shit man.and i bet the gun isnt even ur s man its ur dads or somthin and u only make videos when ur dad is away.and u cant tell u dont even have ammunition cuz u cant cock a gun more then once,shit man u fuckin r the bitggest fake i know man and look in that pic of urs wah ur so not roolin large wtf r they 20's where the fuck the benjamins at???????k im out pce | Evan "2tall" Schamber}}
 [[Image:598ecab1-80f3-11db-8d69-81c7c45a2681.jpg|right|thumb|Tinfoil tit]]
-== Did you know that..==
-* ...if you step up to GangstaElijah's face, he's going to hit you?
-* ...if you bring backup, he's going to split you?
-* ...he'll bust a cap in your ass if you don't subscribe to his page?
-* ...his grillz are actually made of tin foil, a clear sign of his commitment to the best value in bling.
-* ...he is actually severely anorexic, but the extra bulk of his coat conceals it?
-* ...he was wheelchair bound after a tragic ghostriding accident, yet regained his mobility with the help of the Scooter Store?
-* ...his [[Your mom | mom]] refuses to tell him that he is neither black nor funny?
-* ...he masturbates to his mother / grandfather when they're in the same room as him?
-* ...he can't afford shaving cream?
-* ...he calls other people fake, yet he has no idea on how ironic he's being?
+== Growing Opposition to Elijah's Existence ==
-== The Growing Opposition to GangstaElijah's Trolling Activites and Presence On YouTube ==
+{{youtube|heGAOrUh35k| DEFENDIN' MY CO - From CaptainRalboon}}
-{{youtube|heGAOrUh35k| DEFENDIN' MY CO - From CaptainRalboon}}
+{{youtube|X_n9UZI11bM| Gangsta Elijah Promo Video - From JiminyCrickets69}}
-{{youtube|OBEGuf8PpxY| Re: Strange Faces and Noises I Can Make III (gangsta elijah)- From supered86}}
+{{youtube|S26_qoEX5eM| Gangsta Elijah Promo Video #2 - From JiminyCrickets69}}
-{{youtube|X_n9UZI11bM| Gangsta Elijah Promo Video- From JiminyCrickets69}}
+<s>{{youtube|OBEGuf8PpxY| Re: Strange Faces and Noises I Can Make III (gangsta elijah) - From supered86}}</s> '''Private'''
-{{youtube|S26_qoEX5eM| Gangsta Elijah Promo Video 2- From JiminyCrickets69}}
+<s>{{youtube|K6qC8AFku5c| ED welcomes you, GangstaElijah - From cambreed, aka djbb}}</s>
 [http://www.livevideo.com/video/E2CFF2AC6EB9419DA0C49F6A735038EF/gangsterelijah.aspx GangstaElijah is Retarded and Not a Gangster - From Eppigy Banned on Jewtube now located on LiveVideo]
-<strike>{{youtube|K6qC8AFku5c| ED welcomes you, GangstaElijah - From cambreed aka djbb}}</strike>
+== Did you know that...==
+* ...if you step up to Elijah's face, he's going to hit you?
+* ...if you bring backup, he's going to split you?
+* ...he'll bust a cap in your ass if you don't subscribe to his channel?
+* ...his grillz are actually made of tin foil, a clear sign of his commitment to the best value in bling.
+* ...he is actually severely anorexic, but the extra bulk of his coat conceals it?
+* ...he was wheelchair bound after a tragic ghost riding accident, yet regained his mobility with the help of the Scooter Store?
+* ...his [[Your mom | mom]] refuses to tell him that he is neither black nor funny?
+* ...he masturbates to his mother / grandfather when they're in the same room as him?
+* ...he can't afford shaving cream?
+* ...he calls other people fake, and has no understanding of the concept of irony?
 == Related Articles ==
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 *[[Goronchev]]
 *[[Renetto]]
+*[[DaxFlame]]
 *[[YouTube]]
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 == External Links ==
-*<strike>[http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=GangstaElijah GangstaElijah YouTube channel]</strike> Suspended for sending a death threat video to [[Daxflame]].
+*{{youtube|GangstaElijah}} Suspended after threatening [[DaxFlame]]
-*<strike>[http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=MusicElijah MusicElijah YouTube channel]</strike> Closed
+*{{youtube|MusicElijah}} Closed
-*<strike>[http://www.myspace.com/gangstaelijah GangstaElijah Myspace]</strike> Deleted.
+*{{youtube|TheGangstaElijah}} Closed
-*<strike>[http://www.stickam.com/profile/goldrush GangstaElijah's goldrush Stickam profile]</strike> Deleted.
+*{{youtube|goldrushnumber1}} Suspended
-*<strike>[http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=goldrushnumber1 goldrushnumber1: GangstaElijah's old YouTube channel, now back in use]</strike>Suspended
+*{{myspace|GangstaElijah}} Deleted
-*[http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=TheGangstaElijah TheGangstaElijah YouTube channel] Currently in use
+*{{myspace|TheGangstaElijah}} Abandoned
-*[http://www.myspace.com/thegangstaelijah TheGangstaElijah Myspace] Currently in use
+*[http://www.stickam.com/profile/goldrush Stickam profile] Deleted
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GangstaElijah: Difference between revisions

Latest revision as of 13:53, 25 May 2015

Contents

Comedic Gold

Controversy

Elijah Gets Some Good Advice

Pr0n

White-Knight Faggotry

Music

Growing Opposition to Elijah's Existence

Did you know that...

Related Articles

External Links

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GangstaElijah: Difference between revisions

Latest revision as of 13:53, 25 May 2015

Comedic Gold

Controversy

Elijah Gets Some Good Advice

Pr0n

White-Knight Faggotry

Music

Growing Opposition to Elijah's Existence

Did you know that...

Related Articles

External Links

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