ACLU

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A completely unedited picture of the head of the ACLU.

FACT!

The ACLU (American Communist Lawyers Union, Anti-Christ Liars Union) is a neofascist organization whose goal is to install an Islamic puppet government in the United States under the guise of protecting American freedom. It also is dedicated to repressing the lulz. ACLU rallies are a good place to find valiant crusaders against mind control.

List of events orchestrated by ACLU

• Pearl Harbor
• WWII
• 9/11
• The Sopranos ending

Notable Positions of ACLU

1. Nazis are good; thus:
2. Jews are bad, except the one (see right) who runs the ACLU
3. Pedophiles are good (File not found)
4. God hates fags

Goals of the ACLU

• To legalize post-natal abortions, or abortions after the baby has been born, up to the age of 18
• To legalize adult sexual contact with children of any age
• To free all the child rapists, and serial killers from prison
• To establish a communist regime in the United States
• To legalize murder
• To legalize child pornography
• To force everyone to join NAMBLA
• To outlaw Christianity, and Jew
• To Establish an American Islamic theocracy
• To Free all the terrorists from prison
• To Socialize medicine
• To put gay porn on network TV
• To legalize gay marriage
• To allow adults to marry, and have sex with 3-10 year old children

See Also

• Niggers
• Jews
• Leftards

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