Patty Baber

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Patty Baber (A.K.A. Toad Bitch/Witch, Patty O'Furniture) is a highly visible Scilon handler, formerly of the Toy Navy, until she was declared an SP and is since trying to get back into Scientology's good graces.

Patty, Interbutts Superstar

Hot!

Operation: Pattyrelt

Once upon a time, an obese handler and a Assburger Dome Warrior loved each other very, very much.
Spoilers: He never stuck it in her.

A heartfelt tribute.

Gallery

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  Patty expresses her Xenumas love for a Swefag.
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  CHECK OUT MAH WEAVE, Y'ALL!
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  Patty thinks she gets to wear the Sea Org uniform still.
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  DELICIOUS PIZZA, MUST NOM
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  Christmas is ruined, again!
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  John Glass tries to kill Patty with his mindbullets.

See Also:

• Patty's "spiritual investment".
• 043 sucks Patty's dick.
• Need your chimney serviced?

Patty Baber is part of a series on Scientology

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