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In the real world, when a male donkey and a female horse have sex, an impotent mule is born; when same is done in FFXI, Sabotendar is made. Sabotendar is the deluded, ignorant fool that haplessly follows the every whim of Cato, infamous Mithra of Cerberus who is famous for leading the most incompetent HNMLS on Cerberus. Sabotendar is also the utmost and second to none homosexual of FFXI, as well as racist against nonEU caucasians, AfricanAmericans, Jews, and an EU white trash supremacist fucktard that has no knowledge of how to play Monk, Red Mage, or understand the concept of not wiping to Darters in Dragon's Aery (see Fafnir).
Nominated by his high school as most likely to kill self before age 30 and was diagnosed by his psychiatrist as having advanced delusionary bipolar disorder with involuntary narcissistic rage. Also aided in the coordination of the Mosque suicide bombing from 8/3 in Baghdad, Iraq. Should you find him somewhere in a real life situation, you should phone the authorities, and then either electrocute him with a tazer or spray him in the face with mace, after which you should kick him in the testicles until he submits to a state of unconsciousness. His accomplice, Cato, has already been taken into custody.
Has a reported $3000 a day male prostitute addiction.