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| | #REDIRECT [[fat furry]] |
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| {{Fatfurry}}
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| [[Image:Heffer.jpg|thumb| Typical fat furry.]] | |
| [[Image:Fatfurrypopularity.JPG|thumb| 60k pageviews by drawing nothing but ugly, anatomically incorrect morbidly obese furries with mediocre coloring and shaky lineart.]]
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| If furries are the [[AIDS]] of the [[Interwebz]], then consider [[fat]] furries as the diabeetus.
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| [[Redundant|Fat furries]] are the unholy spawn of two disturbing [[fetish]]es into something that's both [[pain series|terrifying]] and [[lulz]]worthy at the same time.
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| These fatasses with [[suicide|nothing else/better to do]] are known to create [[fursona]]s as morbidly obese creatures of unspeakable [[fail|horror]]. Their reasons to creating these fursonas are entirely fetish related as everyone knows a guy who can't find his own cock amid rolls and rolls of flab or even wipe his own ass anymore is [[no|dead sexy]].
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| The only good part about Fat Furries is that eventually they get too fat to type and must eventually leave the [[furry]] fandom forever or [[anhero]] due to lack of internets.
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| ==Characteristics==
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| [[Image:Fat krystal.jpg|thumb|right|[[Krystal Can't Enjoy Her Sandwich|Krystal enjoyed her sandwich]].]]
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| Along with all the [[drama|usual]] [[faggotry|traits]] that furries share, fat furries are that and well known for a whole lot more:
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| *Their [[Xbox|enormous size]] with quite a few layers of flab
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| *Their average weight of well [[over 9000]] pounds
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| *Their insatiable [[voraphile|appetite]] for excess food and other [[Virus-20|fat furs]]
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| *Their fondness of their own [[eproctophilia|flatuence]]
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| *Their [[fact|probability]] of being a [[basement dweller]], [[asspie]], and/or [[IRL]] fatties who ate too much [[delicious cake]]
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| *Their [[trolling|ridicule]] from [[mundanes]] and even other [[furries]]; because of their [[Fatass|overly large size and inability to move]], they cannot avoid such insults, making them an [[lolcow|easy target]]
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| ==Why fat?==
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| If [[Rule 34]] has proved anything, it's that people will fap to anything.... and we mean ''anything''. So why fat? There are actually different breeds of lard lovers out there, each with their own reasons for loving [[man the harpoons|fat fucks]].
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| ===Fatties are easy===
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| [[Image:Fatass furry1.jpg|thumb|right|Someone actually commissioned this]]
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| Think about it. You're a furry. Your average furry is [[fat|as broad as a barn]] with [[fugly|a face that looks like horse shit]]. When [[DracoGuard|not even your dog will fuck you]] there's little other choice but to either be easy or look for the easy to bone. It's especially bad when you can't find your own tiny cock with both hands from within mounds of flab.
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| Fugly, smelly, fat and unfuckable, Self-esteem isn't a furry's strong suit. Why not be attracted to the only thing skanky enough to do your fat ass- other lardos! So, fatties go out and seek fatties, but not any fatties will do. These sick fucks require [[furry]] fatties for their [[retarded|special]] needs. Fat furries will nail anything that moves because they're shocked someone wants to actually fuck them.
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| Fatties are also great for people with the [[STDs|herp]] and other [[furry|unfuckables]].
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| ===It's like a vagina ball!===
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| ''Q: How do you fuck a fat girl?''
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| ''A: Roll her in flour and go for the wet spot!''
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| [[Image:Fat overflowing.png|thumb|It's something for [[sick fuck|everyone]]!]]
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| Fat furries are nothing but folds and folds of disgusting flesh with sweat trapped between them. This means that a single fat furry is a self-lubricating [[pussy|ball of vaginas]] perfect for any party or the man who really just wants something to put it in.
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| Don't worry, fags, fatties have you covered too! It's not real [[pussy|vagoo]] so you're still queer! Just think of it as about a thousand asses hiding a [[no|totally hot stud]] with a [[fail|huge cock]]. We all know how much fags love ass, and that all furries are fags, so a fat furry is pure [[win]] for total fags.
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| Are you a scared and self-righteous [[lesbian|dyke]]? See Penis as a threat to all existence and wish to never have to see it again? Then fat furries will appeal to you as well as there's so much fat there that [[cock|pen0r]] can never even rear it's mighty head, never mind attack your iron hymen! Gender of a fat furry doesn't even matter and the tits are huge (with tits of their own on top)! And, there's hundreds of vagina-like crevices to [[fuck|lick clean]] and rub against.
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| ===Food bondage===
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| [[Image:Bongoswana13.jpg|thumb|right|[[WTF|Food Bondage!]] Wait, is that chili? OH FUCK NO! ]]
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| [[Image:Shadowsmyst nackfeedszuriweb.jpg|thumb|right|[[Sick Fuck|Feeder & Feedee]] ]]
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| Nothing is [[no|hotter than a fat skank covered in gravy]] except a fat skank covered in gravy who has become a helpless pussy ball completely at their master's whims! Think of it as [[bondage]] plus [[food]]. Yes, furries ruin everything.
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| In this fucked-up fetish, there are several big players:
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| '''Feeders''' are fucking weirdos who want nothing more than to shove food down the gullet of a bloated hogbeast that smells like a thousand barns of rotting beef. Most often these are seen as the fat furry equivalent of a "dom".
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| '''Feedees''' are the sick weirdos totally into being force-fed day and night until they can be confused for Jabba the Hutt. They want to be totally helpless balls of fat unable to even wpie their own asses, as apparently sickly fat cows with [[diabeetus]], foul odor and a host of medical problems caused by being a fat fuck are [[no|hot]].
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| '''[[Vore|Food objects]]''' There's even people who want to be eaten by fat fucks as an "[[sick fuck|ultimate act of love]]"! These will often play "edible" furries like a [[boob|jello rabbit]] or something. Overlaps heavily with [[Vore]]. Apparently Cannibalism = love to these people...
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| In no other fandom besides [[furry]] could you find a fetish that combines all the fun of cannibalism, medical problems, [[furry]], [[bondage]] and sickerfuckery with a massive splash of [[gay]] on top!
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| ==Inflation==
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| [[Image:Mochamephooki infltable-unicocomic10.jpg|thumb|right|Why all furries should inflate themselves.]]
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| This is fat furry light- literally.
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| Instead of someone stuffing their gullets until their fat blocks the sun, these [[lazy]] bastards skip the months of intensive eating and slowly creeping health problems for something fast, easy and super dangerous! That's right boys and girls- they want to stick air pumps in themselves and blow themselves up like living balloons.
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| Apparently these morons have never heard that sticking an air tube into your pooper and injecting your stomach and intestines with air is a bad idea that can cause all sorts of fun things like internal hemorrhaging, rupturing of internal organs, tearing and internal bleeding (like what killed [[Mr Hands]]), and even death. Instead these dumb bastards think it's a really grand idea and even really hot to look like a parade float made of skin.
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| Wait a second... this is an actually deadly furry fetish? We should be encouraging these people! So, yes, go ahead and stuff an air pump in your pooper, wrap yourself in latex or something and have fun! Please for the love of god, [[do it faggot]]! Do it now! We need you to [[anhero|Go all-out for your fetish]] right nao!
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| ==Tons O Fun==
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| {{cg|Fat Furries|fatfurryimg|center|<gallery>
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| Image:Fatfurschool1 dirgec2.jpg| A fat furry goes to school, based on the artist's IRL experiences.
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| Image:Fatfurschool2 dirgec3.jpg| pt 2. a reportedly accurate depiction of the events
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| Image:Uncontrolled Gluttony 6 by HungryInk.jpg|Click thumbnail to read accompanying story.
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| Image:Wall of fat furry.png| There's a furry in there... somewhere...
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| Image:Jumbo Amy Rose by Virus 20.jpg|[[Sonic]]fag [[doing it wrong]].
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| Image:Brokenwingwat.jpg|Trying too hard to be cute.
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| Image:Fat furry roomfilling.png|Now comes in Carpet
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| Image:Rule 34 fat furry Starfox.jpg|[[rule 34]]ed, fat furry style.
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| Image:Fatfuckinfurfags.jpg|A normal day in the life of a fat [[furfag]]
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| Image:Fatfuranatomy.jpg|Transformation progress of the fat furry, or something.
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| Image:Cannibalfatdraggin.jpg|After exhausting his supply of [[at least 100]] pounds of [[McDonald's]] [[crap|food]], this dragon resorts to [[vore|cannibalism]].
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| Image:Slobart3bymelody.jpg|[[NOM NOM NOM]]
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| Image:Tolstoypants.jpg|Ahmuh git meh sum 'ol contry buffay!
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| Image:fat_elite.jpg|Somehow, fat furs can actually make [[Halo]] worse.
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| Image:Fatdragoneatsworld.jpg|[[OH SHI-]]
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| Image:Tolstoyandtruck.jpg|Symmetrical docking, my ass!
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| Image:Fatfurfox.jpg|Not as fat as the others but it's still goddamn sick.
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| Image:Poolofshit.jpg|"Hey everyone, let's swim around in [[shit|pudding]]!"
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| Image:Inflate.gif|Average shitty animation from Fursecution.net.
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| Image:Buffet_Fox.jpg|Also available in shitty drawings. Still, [[DO NOT WANT]]!
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| Image:Fatdragonthingy.jpg|During an eat attack, this fugly [[dragon|draggin]] consumed all of [[Africa]]...and [[Mexico|South America]]...[[Poland]]?
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| Image:URRRRRRRP.jpg|How fat furries communicate with other fat furries.
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| Image:Raccoonfatty.jpg|[[harpoons|The harpoons...man them.]]
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| ==Examples of Fat Furries==
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| [[Image:Dragomikeearth.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Dragomike eats Earth.]]
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| *[[Tori_Belliachi|AlexGray/Tori Belliachi]] - A fat fruitbat. What irony?
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| *[[ButLova]] - A real butt loving, fart sniffing [[freak|person]] with no talent.
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| *[[Fatferaligatr]] - The name says it all.
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| *[[Inflatablewolfi]] - You can totally inflate real people.
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| *[[MeleeKirby]] - Fat fuck drawing what he sees.
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| *[[User:The Blue Demon/Medved|Medved Ramuchkin]]
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| *[[Mikemedia]]- Loves fatsos so much that he made a fictional magazine about them.
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| *[[Rubbertex Raccoon]] - Who wouldn't want to fuck a balloon?
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| *[[Tofer]]
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| *[[Tolstoy]] - [[Watersports]], fat furries, and [[ICP]].
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://www.geocities.com/tolstoy71/slobs.html Are you a bad enough dude to visit the S.L.O.B.S.?]
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| *[http://fursecution.net Fusecution.net - Free Furry Videos and Animations] The newest of anti-fursecution websites. Also included is a sub-site pertaining to furry inflation.
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| *[http://molly-ren.tumblr.com/post/251890263/feederism-101-resources Moar Info on Feederism]
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| [[Category: Furries]]
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