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[[Image:Medieval goatse gargoyle.jpg|thumb|left|150px|A genuine gargoyle's [[Goatse|comment]] on this faggotry (aptly named a "builder's spite gargoyle")]] | |||
[[Image:Gargcriteria.jpg|thumb|How to determine if something is a [[furry]]/[[otherkin]] or if it is an actual gargoyle]] | [[Image:Gargcriteria.jpg|thumb|How to determine if something is a [[furry]]/[[otherkin]] or if it is an actual gargoyle]] | ||
Often [[male]], sometimes [[gay]], sometimes neuter, ''gargoyles'' are winged creatures that get their [[ass]] up on a building pissing on [[everyone]] below. | Gargoyles are ugly creatures made of stone found on old buildings. Often [[male]], sometimes [[gay]], sometimes neuter, ''gargoyles'' are winged creatures that get their [[ass]] up on a building pissing on [[everyone]] below. | ||
They are noble guardians. They are rarely found on the [[Internets]] as your care cup is empty. If you see a [[demon]] that is [[stoned]], it may become a gargoyle. Most gargoyles are pure bred, while some are conversions. | They are noble guardians. They are rarely found on the [[Internets]] as your care cup is empty. If you see a [[demon]] that is [[stoned]], it may become a gargoyle. Most gargoyles are pure bred, while some are conversions. | ||
== Disney == | == Disney == | ||
These faggots have wings for ears, lack pecs, lack penises, lack abs, wear [[shit]], have fucking human hair, live in [[New York]], are gay, and the fans are dumb [[Furry|furries]]. The Disney image of the gargoyle has totally corrupted the minds of [[everyone]]. | <br> | ||
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In the 90s Disney made a [[emo|dark and edgy]] cartoon about gargoyles called "Gargoyles". It was basically Disney's attempt to cash-in on the [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]. | |||
These faggots have wings for ears, lack pecs, lack penises, lack abs, wear [[shit]], have fucking human hair, live in [[New York]], voiced by actors from [[Star Trek]], are gay, and the fans are dumb [[Furry|furries]]. The Disney image of the gargoyle has totally corrupted the minds of [[everyone]]. | |||
The Disney | The Disney's Gargoyles communities can usually be found in sites communicating via news comments of an obsolete php chatroom, all in obsolete [[GeoCities|1996-esque designed sites]]. They also [[roleplay]] and [[cosplay]] and even have a special Gargcon which raises the faggot percent by 7000[[%]]. | ||
[[Last tuesday|Recently]], Disney [http://blogs.disney.com/oh-my-disney/2014/01/29/news-flash-gargoyles-is-streaming-on-youtube/ put all the episodes up on] [[YouTube]], but 5 minutes later, they removed them and acted like it never happened! | |||
== Furry == | == Furry == | ||
Gargoyles are not [[furry]], but however furries and [[otherkin]] who draw them give them large penises. They are usually of Disney origin and bastardized. | Gargoyles are not [[furry]], but however furries and [[otherkin]] who draw them give them large penises. They are usually of Disney origin and bastardized. | ||
The majority of these are found in [[DeviantArt]] and [[SheezyArt]]. | The majority of these are found in [[DeviantArt]] and [[SheezyArt]].<br><br> | ||
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Image:REAL_garg.JPG|Normal gargoyle doing everyday activity. Note that he is [[Circumcision|uncut]]. | Image:REAL_garg.JPG|Normal gargoyle doing everyday activity. Note that he is [[Circumcision|uncut]]. | ||
Image:DISNEY_garg.JPG|A [[Disney]] gargoyle. Note the [[faggot]] features. | Image:DISNEY_garg.JPG|A [[Disney]] gargoyle. Note the [[faggot]] features. | ||
Image:FURRY_garg.JPG|A [[furry]] gargoyle, who is not a gargoyle anyway but a miscolored dragon. | Image:FURRY_garg.JPG|A [[furry]] gargoyle, who is not a gargoyle anyway but a miscolored dragon. | ||
</gallery> | File:Spielberg gremlin modern gargoyle bethlehem chapel nantes france.jpg | ||
File:Vacanti's ear-mouse modern gargoyle st george's chapel windsor castle.jpg | |||
File:Fly with raid modern gargoyle washington national cathedral.jpg | |||
[[Category:Faggotry | File:Paisley Abbey scotland modern gargoyle h r giger alien.jpg | ||
File:Rosheim jew gargoyle with purse.png | |||
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Latest revision as of 13:56, 19 September 2022
Gargoyles are ugly creatures made of stone found on old buildings. Often male, sometimes gay, sometimes neuter, gargoyles are winged creatures that get their ass up on a building pissing on everyone below.
They are noble guardians. They are rarely found on the Internets as your care cup is empty. If you see a demon that is stoned, it may become a gargoyle. Most gargoyles are pure bred, while some are conversions.
Disney
In the 90s Disney made a dark and edgy cartoon about gargoyles called "Gargoyles". It was basically Disney's attempt to cash-in on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. These faggots have wings for ears, lack pecs, lack penises, lack abs, wear shit, have fucking human hair, live in New York, voiced by actors from Star Trek, are gay, and the fans are dumb furries. The Disney image of the gargoyle has totally corrupted the minds of everyone.
The Disney's Gargoyles communities can usually be found in sites communicating via news comments of an obsolete php chatroom, all in obsolete 1996-esque designed sites. They also roleplay and cosplay and even have a special Gargcon which raises the faggot percent by 7000%.
Recently, Disney put all the episodes up on YouTube, but 5 minutes later, they removed them and acted like it never happened!
Furry
Gargoyles are not furry, but however furries and otherkin who draw them give them large penises. They are usually of Disney origin and bastardized.
The majority of these are found in DeviantArt and SheezyArt.
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