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[[Image:Nwosoldier.jpg|thumb|right|I look like a King]]
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|I AM KING, KNOW IT!|More like 'princess'
|I AM NOT DALE, I'M STEVE.|Montagraph
|ISN'T THAT FUCKING NEAT!|Montafag raging...
|ISN'T THAT NEAT? SURE IS...|trannygraph
}}</center>


Montagraph is the second most mental [[insane]] [[NWO|conspiracy theorists]] online, second of course to [[VonHelton]]. He spends most of his time on [[BlogTV]], doing a show which is theoretically about conspiracy theories or politics or some [[shit]] like that. Really, it's just a platform for he and the idiots who "troll" him to play incompetent [[Detective|internet detectives]]. One side will trot out a set of (incorrect) dox for someone on the other side. The target of the botched dox dropping will then alert his nemesis to the fact that he has "[[retard|phaled]]" and reveal that they wanted the other side to drop these fake dox all along, and that this has somehow revealed vital information about the person they so manipulated. They will then release a set of equally false dox for someone on the other side. Thus the cycle of [[faggotry]] continues.
==The story of Montagraph==
[[Image:Chris_Crocker_Parody_Montagraph.jpg|thumb|right|]]


Montagraph 'AKA - Dale Ellis Bennett' is the second most [[Retard|mentally challenged]] [[Conspiracy_theorists|conspiratard]] on the internets, second of course to [[VonHelton|VonHelton]]. This idiot likes to present his videos as [[Fact|speculation]] these range from [[Jews_did_WTC|9/11]] to [[armageddon|the end of the world scenarios]]. Like a true [[YouTube|JewTube]] [[Conspiracy_theorists|conspiracy theorist]] he attempts to cash in on views - A classic [[attention whore]] to the bone. Also Montagraph likes too claim he is a [[Matrix|'ghost in the machine' (like Neo or someshit)]] and that no can identify him and that he is an [[Hackers|elite h4X0r]].


{{quote|I AM NOT DALE, I'M STEVE.|Montagraph, finally snapping after years of people being too stupid to find his real name}}
He did find fame on YouTube as a [[shit|shit eating,]] [[Trap|cross dressing drama whore]] .  


Sometime in 2011, Monty decided to make multiple sock puppet accounts and stalk various people on YouTube, to do [[Delete fucking everything|damage control]] for himself and his boyfriend [[VonHelton|VonHelton]]. Funnily enough he pulled the same shit again with his new account [[Poser|0ctoberReignz]] and all he can do is rage from day 1 with that account - because people have seen his shit plenty of times before.


A classic [[attention whore]] to the bone, Monty loves this retarded [[circle jerk]], calling himself [[masturbation|king]] of his channel to drown out the voice in his head that points out how he has amounted to anything in life. He only occasionally breaks it up to do [[unfunny]] "comedy" bits, which usually amount to him putting on a wig and talking in falsetto.  
Still to this day, Montagraph is [[Lame|notorious]] for cyberstalking and harassment. He makes multiple accounts and acts like there is a whole army on his side, when in reality he's just a [[coward|pussy]], [[Basement dweller|sitting behind a keyboard]] switching his accounts and [[Multiple Personality Disorder|talking to himself]].


In 2014 Monty began peddling child snuff hurtcore under the alias JB Smeary and began the 222 cult for fellow child rapists to unite. [https://masterchan.org/222].


{{center|An example of Monty's "humor." Ride that bandwagon, Monty!<br><youtube>Q2oU7bV1Cq8</youtube>}}
== MelonGate ==


{{center|He was happily married until [[Masturbation|caught sexually assaulting a poor defenseless melon]], so his [[imaginary|wife]] packed her bags and [[GTFO|got the Fuck out of there]].<br><youtube>xczyVD2c0NM</youtube>}}


Sometimes he'll even talk about how the [[Jews|Jew]] bankers faked the moon landing with the illegal taxes on our worthless fiat dollars or whatever kind of stupid [[bullshit]] his channel is allegedly about. This minor e-fame constitutes the entire life of a sad, sad little man.
[[File:AngryMelonfarm.png|center]]


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In an attempt to try and make money, Montagraph tries too make money off his shitty situation by engaging in Credit card fraud .
<youtube>z6w0F7wGxE0</youtube>|<youtube>gOb9cmrSItE</youtube>|<youtube>utltbJ8RvMc</youtube>}}
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{{center|Credit card fraud with the footage of the melon [[Rape|rape]]<br><youtube>tJZHD1jBFC8</youtube>}}


==BlogTV and Stickam==


== MelonGate ==
[[File:Batman_Dox.png|thumb|left|150px|Monty as the Batman [[Fap|sneaking off to look over someones confidential]] information]]
He was happily married until he was caught video taping himself [[Masturbation|sexually assaulting a poor defenseless melon]], so his [[imaginary|wife]] packed her bags and [[GTFO|got the fuck out of there]].


{{center|<youtube>tJZHD1jBFC8</youtube>}}
Montagraph likes to pretend he is a King and rules his BlogTV channel like a [[Barack Obama|tyrant]] but the only thing he's good for is trying to rant about [[NWO|New World Order]] and how his [[VonHelton|half cousin]] is not a [[Pedophile|Pedophile]] - also he likes to drop peoples [[dox|dox]]. When he's not whining like a [[Bitch|bitch]] he dresses as the [[NWO|New World Order Solider]] and [[Fail|tries]] too give people a glimpse of the future - a future where the end of America has taken place and some [[Illuminati|mysterious organization]] now rules over us all.


Here, Montagraph discusses putting the video up on a website and charging people to watch. This is "credit card fraud" because Monty's internet enemies are all [[retard|about as bright as he is]].
Back in 2007 when he started on YouTube, Monty did live shows on Stickam in which he would be a boring, unfunny retard, wearing the same stupid black pineapple [[nigger]] wig. [[Trolls|Anyone who was funnier than him or didn't kiss his ass]] was kicked or banned. He was and still is an insecure baby. If that's not bad enough, he dresses up in [[Gimp|gimp masks]] and at one point made a [[snuff|snuff film]].


[[Image:Cancerman.jpg|thumb|left|Hurry up and apply, and you too may be able to have this fine gentleman's [[penis]] in your mouth and/or anal cavity!]]
== Being Sam Kinison ==
==Looking for Special Effect Gay Porn Models==
[[File:Montykinison.jpg|thumb|left|America's Funnyman lives]]According to Felix Pantaleon aka Caliberhitter, an autistic Dominican living in his parents basement, our Monty is actually stand up comedian [[fat|Sam Kinison]], long thought to be dead. MontaSam is now known to be [[Alex Jones|Bill Hicks]] #1 gatekeeper and cocksucker for the [[shit|NSA]]. When enough videos about Monty being Sam had been released by upstanding YouTube truthers, Monty [[rage|raged]] and made a [[fail|shitty rebuttal]] from a [[Poor|tiny motel room]] which proved nothing. "Both men" have the same stupid chin, the same stupid mouth. Same stupid voice. MontaSam is known for trying to be a funny guy, never being able to recapture his glory days.
Like a true [[Creepy|patriot]], from 2002 to 2005 Monty was advertising for [[gay]] actors on the web for a "special effects" porno.  


==YouTube Drama==
<br><br><center><youtube>PJdnumfP3QU</youtube></center>
Sometime in 2011 Monty decided to make up an account called ImYourGhost, with a [[pathetic|SUPER INTIMIDATING]] ghost in the machine gimmick. He then ineffectually [[troll|trolled]] people on YouTube for his buddy [[VonHelton|VonHelton]].


==Montagraph seeks 'manly' companionship==
[[File:Cancerman.jpg|thumb|The picture Cancerman sent to Montagraph]]


Yes from 2002 - 2005 Monty was looking for [[gay|gay sex]] on the internet webs like a true [[Creepy|creep]]. The only guy that he found while [[Phishing|trawling]] was his pet gimp - CancermanCOINTELPRO. Who later committed [[suicide|tubeacide]] leaving Montagraph too continue his Qwest to stop trolls and save [[VonHelton|VonHelton]] from the [[Party_Van|FBI]].


==How to Troll Montagraph==
*Criticize him.
*Call him Dale.
*Call him short.
*Call him Sam Kinison.
*Call him [[Pedophile|this]].
*Make videos about him.
*[[Troll|Troll]] on his YouTube channel.


==Moar Videeows==
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|<youtube>TWVp_uYH5BQ</youtube>
|<youtube>VClxDEJsc6E</youtube>
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|<youtube>5IAWR5Cb0VY</youtube>
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==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Montagraph/YouTube_Channels|Montagraph's YouTube Channels]]
*[[Multiple Personality Disorder]]
*[[VonHelton]]
*[[Demcad]]
*[[Internet tough guy]]
*[[Internet tough guy]]
*[[COINTELPRO]]
*[[Unwarranted self-importance]]  
*[[Unwarranted self-importance]]  
*[[Batshit insane]]
*[[Narcissistic Personality Disorder]]
*[[Antisocial Personality Disorder]]
*[[Victim Complex]]


==External Links==
==External Links==
*http://www.flickr.com/photos/43075410@N00/
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/43075410@N00/ montagraph's photostream on Flickr]
*http://www.care2.com/c2c/people/profile.html?pid=831453593
*[http://www.care2.com/c2c/people/profile.html?pid=831453593 Montagraph on Care2.com]
*http://skinzodesigns.multiply.com/video/item/30/Im_Your_Ghost_-_Montagraphy
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDJx6RuPmr0 Admission]
*[http://radaris.com/p/Dale/Pociuviene/ Dale Pociuviene radaris.com]
*[http://newmediarockstars.com/2012/03/4-weird-youtube-channels-that-will-make-you-say-wtf/ 4 WEIRD YOUTUBE CHANNELS THAT WILL MAKE YOU SAY WTF]
*[http://www.soundclick.com/members/default.cfm?member=oversees Oversees Alias]
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Latest revision as of 21:21, 12 December 2015

   
“ 		 
I AM KING, KNOW IT!
  		„
  		 

—More like 'princess'

   
“ 		 
I AM NOT DALE, I'M STEVE.
  		„
  		 

—Montagraph

   
“ 		 
ISN'T THAT FUCKING NEAT!
  		„
  		 

—Montafag raging...

   
“ 		 
ISN'T THAT NEAT? SURE IS...
  		„
  		 

—trannygraph

Previous Quote | Next Quote

The story of Montagraph

Montagraph 'AKA - Dale Ellis Bennett' is the second most mentally challenged conspiratard on the internets, second of course to VonHelton. This idiot likes to present his videos as speculation these range from 9/11 to the end of the world scenarios. Like a true JewTube conspiracy theorist he attempts to cash in on views - A classic attention whore to the bone. Also Montagraph likes too claim he is a 'ghost in the machine' (like Neo or someshit) and that no can identify him and that he is an elite h4X0r.

He did find fame on YouTube as a shit eating, cross dressing drama whore .

Sometime in 2011, Monty decided to make multiple sock puppet accounts and stalk various people on YouTube, to do damage control for himself and his boyfriend VonHelton. Funnily enough he pulled the same shit again with his new account 0ctoberReignz and all he can do is rage from day 1 with that account - because people have seen his shit plenty of times before.

Still to this day, Montagraph is notorious for cyberstalking and harassment. He makes multiple accounts and acts like there is a whole army on his side, when in reality he's just a pussy, sitting behind a keyboard switching his accounts and talking to himself.

In 2014 Monty began peddling child snuff hurtcore under the alias JB Smeary and began the 222 cult for fellow child rapists to unite. [1].

MelonGate

He was happily married until caught sexually assaulting a poor defenseless melon, so his wife packed her bags and got the Fuck out of there.

In an attempt to try and make money, Montagraph tries too make money off his shitty situation by engaging in Credit card fraud .

Credit card fraud with the footage of the melon rape

BlogTV and Stickam

Monty as the Batman sneaking off to look over someones confidential information

Montagraph likes to pretend he is a King and rules his BlogTV channel like a tyrant but the only thing he's good for is trying to rant about New World Order and how his half cousin is not a Pedophile - also he likes to drop peoples dox. When he's not whining like a bitch he dresses as the New World Order Solider and tries too give people a glimpse of the future - a future where the end of America has taken place and some mysterious organization now rules over us all.

Back in 2007 when he started on YouTube, Monty did live shows on Stickam in which he would be a boring, unfunny retard, wearing the same stupid black pineapple nigger wig. Anyone who was funnier than him or didn't kiss his ass was kicked or banned. He was and still is an insecure baby. If that's not bad enough, he dresses up in gimp masks and at one point made a snuff film.

Being Sam Kinison

America's Funnyman lives

According to Felix Pantaleon aka Caliberhitter, an autistic Dominican living in his parents basement, our Monty is actually stand up comedian Sam Kinison, long thought to be dead. MontaSam is now known to be Bill Hicks #1 gatekeeper and cocksucker for the NSA. When enough videos about Monty being Sam had been released by upstanding YouTube truthers, Monty raged and made a shitty rebuttal from a tiny motel room which proved nothing. "Both men" have the same stupid chin, the same stupid mouth. Same stupid voice. MontaSam is known for trying to be a funny guy, never being able to recapture his glory days.

Montagraph seeks 'manly' companionship

The picture Cancerman sent to Montagraph

Yes from 2002 - 2005 Monty was looking for gay sex on the internet webs like a true creep. The only guy that he found while trawling was his pet gimp - CancermanCOINTELPRO. Who later committed tubeacide leaving Montagraph too continue his Qwest to stop trolls and save VonHelton from the FBI.

How to Troll Montagraph

  • Criticize him.
  • Call him Dale.
  • Call him short.
  • Call him Sam Kinison.
  • Call him this.
  • Make videos about him.
  • Troll on his YouTube channel.

Moar Videeows

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