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==[[Rape|Mating]] With [[Bestiality|Dolphins]]== | ==[[Rape|Mating]] With [[Bestiality|Dolphins]]== | ||
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[[Image:Dolphin.gif|thumb|left|[[WolfJLupus|Bestiality is perfectly OK so long as the animal initiates it]].]] | [[Image:Dolphin.gif|thumb|left|[[WolfJLupus|Bestiality is perfectly OK so long as the animal initiates it]].]] | ||
[[File:Dolphin screwing logic.jpg|thumb|left|A [[sick fuck|perfect explanation]] on why dolphin sex is fun.]] | |||
Q1) How do I tell a male dolphin from a female one? | Q1) How do I tell a male dolphin from a female one? | ||
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[[File:Familyguy dolphine.jpg|thumb|[[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]] fucks dolphins too.]] | [[File:Familyguy dolphine.jpg|thumb|[[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]] fucks dolphins too.]] | ||
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[[Image:Whalepenis.jpg|thumb| | [[Image:Whalepenis.jpg|thumb|djbb giving a dolphin a hj (That's an orca, but he is still giving him a pretty good hj..(Orcas are dolphins, it's [[science]]))]] | ||
[[File:Lagrunta.jpg|thumb|right|[[Hank Hill]] is a noted dolphin lover]] | [[File:Lagrunta.jpg|thumb|right|[[Hank Hill]] is a noted dolphin lover]] | ||
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When I was finished I held on to her tightly, wrapping my legs around her tail. My cock was starting to fail me and despite my best efforts I could not sustain the erection. She just remained still, occasionally sweeping her tail back and forth. The kneading action of her vagina continued but a slower pace. I kept splashing water on her side to be sure that her skin did not dry out. | When I was finished I held on to her tightly, wrapping my legs around her tail. My cock was starting to fail me and despite my best efforts I could not sustain the erection. She just remained still, occasionally sweeping her tail back and forth. The kneading action of her vagina continued but a slower pace. I kept splashing water on her side to be sure that her skin did not dry out. | ||
I don't remember how long we embraced, but it must | I don't remember how long we embraced, but it must have been for at least twenty minutes or so. Looking back, I am not sure what I enjoyed more, the actual sex act or the time I spent holding her. | ||
It was getting close to 4:00 am and since the trainers would sometimes come in as early as 4:30 I decided I'd better get changed. It was hard to leave. | It was getting close to 4:00 am and since the trainers would sometimes come in as early as 4:30 I decided I'd better get changed. It was hard to leave. | ||
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So there you have it. Perhaps my memory of the incident is clouded by too much emotion, but as far as I am concerned it is what really happened, and no one will ever take away the memory.}} | So there you have it. Perhaps my memory of the incident is clouded by too much emotion, but as far as I am concerned it is what really happened, and no one will ever take away the memory.}} | ||
==Malcolm Quotes== | |||
{{quote|She began raking her teeth lightly against my arms and legs which was indescribably erotic. Some might find it frightening, I found it erotic. | |||
The dolphin initiated the whole sexual thing. As I mentioned, she was in isolation—she'd be using me to satisfy her sexual needs.}} | |||
{{quote|What is repulsive about a relationship where both partners feel and express love for each other? I know what I'm talking about here because after we made love, the dolphin put her snout on my shoulder, embraced me with her flippers and we stared into each others' eyes for about a minute.}} | |||
{{quote|While mating, the female holds the male with her flippers tucked in behind his. She pushes, supplies thrust and controls depth of the male's penetration and timing of the act with her rhythmic thrusts. [...] Definitely one of the most liberated females in the animal kingdom!}} | |||
{{quote|She rolled in my arms, bringing her head up and pushing us farther out, so my feet came off the bottom. A second later, I felt her genital slit pressing the waffled soles of my sneakers. But her efforts seemed half-hearted compared to her usual flagrance, as if she found the audience inhibiting. | |||
Cut that out! I thought. | |||
Ruby was gentle and circumspect, but she wouldn't stop. She stared blankly, pretending she couldn't receive me, trying to convince me that human-dolphin telepathy was a stupid fantasy I'd dreamed up while getting stoned one night. | |||
If I had been an observer instead of a participant, trying to stop a horny dolphin from rubbing off on my shoes while my girlfriend watched, I would have burst out laughing. On the shore was Elaine, who professed to like me but wasn't about to let me so much as cop a feel, while out here was Ruby, who would happily screw my brains out but happened to be the wrong species.}} | |||
==About dolphins…== | |||
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<center>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210721023038/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCXp1jwDnyo WebArchive backup]</center> | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*<s>[http://www.DolphinSex.org DolphinSex.Org]</s> is down, and apparently Wayback wasn't able to archive it due to Robots.txt but luckily [http://www.billygoatgoatse.com/component/content/article/93-dolphinsex it was archived] by [[BillyGoatGoatse]]. | |||
:*[http://www.davidgagne.net/2001/04/10/dolphin-sex David Gagne's 2001 blog about DolphinSex.org with 993 responses] | |||
:*[http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=93;t=000953;p=0 2005 snopes thread about it with 24 replies] | |||
:*[http://www.shiola.co.uk/link_of_the_week42.shtml Shiola explanation about site being down] | |||
*[http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html Sex with Dolphins - "How To", and a Personal Viewpoint...by Dragon-wolfe Dolphinn September, 1996] | *[http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html Sex with Dolphins - "How To", and a Personal Viewpoint...by Dragon-wolfe Dolphinn September, 1996] | ||
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20110624093208/http://delphinophile.com/ June 24 2011 archive of Delphinophile.com before it went down] | *[http://web.archive.org/web/20110624093208/http://delphinophile.com/ June 24 2011 archive of Delphinophile.com before it went down] | ||
*[http://www.insolitology.com/guides/fuckdolphin.htm Insolitology: How to Fuck a Dolphin] | *[http://www.insolitology.com/guides/fuckdolphin.htm Alleee and Franc's Insolitology: How to Fuck a Dolphin] | ||
[[File:WetGoddess.jpg|thumb|[http://wetgoddess.net Realm of the Wet Goddess].]] | [[File:WetGoddess.jpg|thumb|[http://wetgoddess.net Realm of the Wet Goddess].]] | ||
*[http://www.smashwords.com/extreader/read/63173/1/wet-goddess-recollections-of-a-dolphin-lover Wet Goddess: Recollections of a Dolphin Lover by Malcolm Brenner] | *[http://www.smashwords.com/extreader/read/63173/1/wet-goddess-recollections-of-a-dolphin-lover Wet Goddess: Recollections of a Dolphin Lover by Malcolm Brenner] | ||
:* | :*{{archive|x3xm|Io9: Human-Meets-Dolphin Love Story Takes You Where Avatar Won’t}} | ||
:*[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/23/malcolm-brenner-dolphin_n_974764.html Huffington Post: Malcolm Brenner Chronicles His Sexual Relationship With Dolphin In 'Wet Goddess'] | :*[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/23/malcolm-brenner-dolphin_n_974764.html Huffington Post: Malcolm Brenner Chronicles His Sexual Relationship With Dolphin In 'Wet Goddess'] | ||
:*[http:// | :*{{archive|P8vO|Man’s Dolphin Sex Memoir Suddenly Very Popular}} | ||
*[http://www.asstr.org/files/Collections/Alt.Sex.Stories.Moderated/Year2005/51359?textonly=Text+Only Swimming With The Dolphins] | |||
*[http://textfiles.com/sex/EROTICA/D/dolphins.txt A True Account Of My Encounter With Dolphins by Vincent] | |||
*[http://www.salon.com/2014/06/14/human_on_dolphin_sex_is_not_really_that_weird/ "Human-on-dolphin sex is not really that weird" by Tracy Clark-Flory] discussing Margaret Howe Lovatt stimulating a dolphin sexually | |||
*[http://archive.is/1BdDF "A Chat with Malcolm Brenner, Man Famous for Having Sex with a Dolphin" by Jia Tolentino] | |||
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20140609170120/http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/woman-who-sex-dolphin-during-3665157 "Woman who had sex with DOLPHIN during lab experiments speaks out for first time" by David Raven] | |||
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfPZu5RbKM0 Dolphin rape documentary] | |||
:*[https://web.archive.org/web/20241205061215/https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1QSgvbO2CKl5iLz7WHT4em1KZOns&ll=0%2C0&z=2 ...and rape cave locations on Google Maps] | |||
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Latest revision as of 02:41, 29 December 2025
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Q1) How do I tell a male dolphin from a female one?
A1) Probably the most common question asked. There are 2 ways of determining the sex of a dolphin. The most obvious way is to take a peek under their skirt. On the dolphin's belly, directly opposite the dorsal fin, will be the umbilicus, or the navel of the dolphin. Looking further down towards the tail, you start to see the differences. Male dolphins have two separate slits for the harbl (the urogenital opening) and the anus. These are separated by a bridge of skin. The male's urogenital opening is generally located further up the belly, towards the navel. Females, on the other fin, have one continuous larger slit, the anus located at the end of it. On either side of the genital slit, you will find two smaller slits; these are the mammary slits, where the nipples of the dolphin are kept for feeding the calves. The slit is also located closer to the tail stock of the dolphin. The other way to determine the sex of a dolphin, if you can't reach their belly, is to look at their mellon, or head. The males tend to have a fatter, rounder mellon, while the females are more sleek and streamlined.
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Q2) How do I know if a dolphin wants to have sex?
A2) There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a nigger), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their harbl within reach of your hand so you can jerk them off or possibly give them a roman shower. Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genitals very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your harbl, or do pelvic thrusts against you. Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active.
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Q3) What do I do if a dolphin wants to mate with me?
A3) Accept, if possible! I will go through the steps involved with males and females... The Male: When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. WARNING! In the considerations of faggotry, you should ALWAYS let a male dolphin attempt buttsecks with you.
A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute just like djbb, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to open your mouth wide. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well.
The Female: Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin- masturbation, or mating.
Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to fuck in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested,arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experiencewhile you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with Sheneequa, she timed her orgasm to mine. Whether she did this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time.
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Q4) What diseases can I get from dolphins? Can I give them any?
A4) AIDs lol
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Q6) Where can I find a dolphin to mate with?
A6) here
Celebrities and Dolphins
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Malcolm Quotes
About dolphins…
See Also
External Links
DolphinSex.Orgis down, and apparently Wayback wasn't able to archive it due to Robots.txt but luckily it was archived by BillyGoatGoatse.
- Sex with Dolphins - "How To", and a Personal Viewpoint...by Dragon-wolfe Dolphinn September, 1996
- June 24 2011 archive of Delphinophile.com before it went down
- Alleee and Franc's Insolitology: How to Fuck a Dolphin

- Swimming With The Dolphins
- A True Account Of My Encounter With Dolphins by Vincent
- "Human-on-dolphin sex is not really that weird" by Tracy Clark-Flory discussing Margaret Howe Lovatt stimulating a dolphin sexually
- "A Chat with Malcolm Brenner, Man Famous for Having Sex with a Dolphin" by Jia Tolentino
- "Woman who had sex with DOLPHIN during lab experiments speaks out for first time" by David Raven
- Dolphin rape documentary
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