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| | #REDIRECT[[Boobquake]] |
| An Earthquake is nature's way of saying 'fuck you and all of your creations' just look at [[Japan|Japan]]. There are [[over 9000|over 9000]] earthquakes per day, you just can't tell. Of course, almost any [[you|idiot]] knows what an earthquake is.
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| For those few who don't, an [[TL;DR|Earthquake is basically when the Earth's tectonic plates move around at an advanced pace causing said earthquake.]] If you wanna go into more detail then go look somewhere else, no really, this isn't advanced science.
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| Now Earthquakes can lead to some pretty [[LULZ|lulzy]] events, most of which are proceeded by every [[shit nobody cares about|celebrity/person in media/faggot]] wanting to talk about how bad off the people effected are but are to lazy to go down and do anything worth while about it. Some noteworthy ones are of course, the Japan earthquake, Tsunami combo that's still fucking people up, was a 9.0. Haiti, a 7.0 Magnitude which got more then 300000 people, if you don't remember this then you must have been [[basement dweller|living under a rock]]. There's Sumatra in western Indonesia, the only reason I felt like even mentioning this is because was because it was the third largest in world history, 9.1 magnitude, killed over 200000 people.
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| Now remember, nature disasters will never out do the wondrous killing power of man, just look at our [[Adolf Hitler|hero]] with the all time high score.
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