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'''Alec Baldwin''' is an American actor who gets put into shitty unfunny Hollywood movies to please the mass of [[normalfags|low minded idiots]] that will find ''[[I'm so random|anything]]'' funny. [[Last Tuesday]], Alec Baldwin was eventually tired of these comedy hack producers not making anything good, and decided to give the director [[nobody|Joel Soulza]] what he deserved, a [[SHOTS|nice shooting]]. However he end up killing the cinematographer [[nobody|Halyna Hutchins]] instead. He now claims it was an "accident" - probably to try and avoid an investigation from the [[FBI]].
'''Fishtank''', also called '''Fishtank Live''' was an interwebz-hosted "reality show"/"game show" founded in 2023 by Americunt comedy hack (and notorious terrorist) [[Sam Hyde]], er, "Jason [[jew|Goldstriker]]". The basis of the show was the dream of every OG-style internet troll and [[autist|lolcow enthusiast]]: Get a bunch of autists together IRL in a house, remove their phones, and force them to compete in depraved challenges for "money", while people online watch the lulz ensue. The initial prize offered to the unlucky "winner" was a mere $10,000.00 of [[USA|'Murican]] money which isn't really that much - but it was eventually upped to $30K USD. This shitshow lasted for just a bit under two months in 2023 before ending its first season.


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Featured Article - Fishtank

Fishtank, also called Fishtank Live was an interwebz-hosted "reality show"/"game show" founded in 2023 by Americunt comedy hack (and notorious terrorist) Sam Hyde, er, "Jason Goldstriker". The basis of the show was the dream of every OG-style internet troll and lolcow enthusiast: Get a bunch of autists together IRL in a house, remove their phones, and force them to compete in depraved challenges for "money", while people online watch the lulz ensue. The initial prize offered to the unlucky "winner" was a mere $10,000.00 of 'Murican money which isn't really that much - but it was eventually upped to $30K USD. This shitshow lasted for just a bit under two months in 2023 before ending its first season.


(( SEASON TWO OF FISHTANK IN WINTER 2023/24 ))