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[[Image:Bridge.jpg|thumb|[[Minneapolis Bridge Collapse|INTERSTATE HATE MACHINE]]]]
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Creator of all the internet drama.
<youtube>ze-3l6V2Q1E</youtube>


An '''Internet Hate Machine'''™ is a device somewhat akin to a [[Doctor_Who#The_Daleks|Dalek]] used by [[Ebaumsworld|gangs of hackers]] (who sometimes use steroids) in pursuit of their [[lulz]]. These machines are able to run on a wide variety of fuels such as [[semen]], baby blood, seven different passwords, [[Mudkips]], [[faggot]] tears, [[urine]], [[jenkem]], and pure lulz. The INTERNET HATE MACHINE, like everything else in the world, is produced by [[Microsoft]].
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The '''Internet Hate Machine'''™ is the device with which gangs of hackers ([[HACKERS ON STEROIDS|who sometimes use steroids]]) pursue [[lulz]]. These machines are able to run on a wide variety of fuels such as [[semen]], baby blood, seven different passwords, [[Mudkips]], [[faggot]] tears, [[urine]], [[jenkem]], and pure lulz. The INTERNET HATE MACHINE, like everything else in the world, is produced by [[Microsoft]].


{{quote|Here to sacrifice,  
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*[[Uncle Dolan]]
*[[Uncle Dolan]]
[[File:MusicHATEMACHINE.jpg|300px]]
*[[Rebecca Black]]
[[File:Pepe - internet hate machine.png|300px]]
*[[Pepe|Pepe the Frog]]


==[[copypasta|COPYPASTA LAWL]] - [[TL;DR]]==
==[[copypasta|COPYPASTA LAWL]] - [[TL;DR]]==
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===Scientology vs. The Internet Hate Machine===
===Scientology vs. The Internet Hate Machine===


Still licking their wounds from [[Chanology|continuous IRL beatings]], everyone's favorite cult held a [http://www.pr-inside.com/church-of-scientology-celebrity-centre-r625580.htm| summit meeting] to discuss "internet hate." In other words, their inability to get Anonymous hung for treason has resulted in the Church starting a campaign to have the internet unplugged for good. Which, all things being equal, would probably be best. Unfortunately for the Church, no one cares. Especially since L. Ron Hubbard was a twat anyway...oh well! Let's drink to stringing up some Scientologists!!1!!one1
Still licking their wounds from [[Chanology|continuous IRL beatings]], everyone's favorite cult held a '''{{archive|aG7WD|summit meeting}}''' to discuss "internet hate." In other words, their inability to get Anonymous hung for treason has resulted in the Church starting a campaign to have the internet unplugged for good. Which, all things being equal, would probably be best. Unfortunately for the Church, no one cares. Especially since L. Ron Hubbard was a twat anyway...oh well! Let's drink to stringing up some Scientologists!!1!!one1


===One Final Crime===
===One Final Crime===
A crappy punk band from [[Australia|Ausfagia]] called "One Final Crime" made a song called [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0ZH9E86SK8 Internet Hate machine].
A crappy punk band from [[Australia|Ausfagia]] called "One Final Crime" made a song called {{ytlink|n0ZH9E86SK8|Internet Hate machine}}.
Unfortunately, they don't know how to use [[Windows Movie Maker]], or how to record a decent song for that matter.
Unfortunately, they don't know how to use [[Windows Movie Maker]], or how to record a decent song for that matter.


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Image:Bunnyhatemachine.jpg|The Internet Hate Machine comes in many guises.
Image:Bunnyhatemachine.jpg|The Internet Hate Machine comes in many guises.
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Image:4chan_-_internet_hate_machine.jpg|4 Inch Nails
Image:Prettyinternethatemachine.jpg|Pretty Internet Hate Machine
Image:Prettyinternethatemachine.jpg|Pretty Internet Hate Machine
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==Do not see also==
==Do not see also==
*[[Brittany Holechko|INTERNET FATASS MACHINE]]
*[[:Image:Hat_machine.jpg|INTERNET HAT MACHINE]]
*[[:Image:Hat_machine.jpg|INTERNET HAT MACHINE]]
*[[:Image:DeliciousCakeSolutionAlsoInternetCakeMachine.jpg|INTERNET CAKE MACHINE]]
*[[:Image:DeliciousCakeSolutionAlsoInternetCakeMachine.jpg|INTERNET CAKE MACHINE]]
*[[The_Great_Em/b/assy_Security_Leak_of_2007|INTERNATIONAL HATE MACHINE]]
*[[The_Great_Em/b/assy_Security_Leak_of_2007|INTERNATIONAL HATE MACHINE]]
*[[Trent Reznor|PRETTY HATE MACHINE]]
*[[Trent Reznor|PRETTY HATE MACHINE]]
*[http://www.internethatemachine.org/ internethatemachine.org]
*'''{{archive|nYfZb|internethatemachine.org}}'''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ze-3l6V2Q1E| Original]
*{{ytlink|ze-3l6V2Q1E|Original}}
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA4Vn9QWkwo Sauce on the "Always posted on the internet" Hitler Pic.]
*{{ytlink|iA4Vn9QWkwo|Sauce on the "Always posted on the internet" Hitler Pic.}}
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLch45svRFPlGS4414m1XlhO1T9wIC_f6M YouTube playlist]
 


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Latest revision as of 02:45, 21 August 2023

Consequences Will Never Be The Same
INTERNET HATE MACHINE v1.0
How Internets gets turned into Hate v2.0


Typical hate machine operator.
Powered by HATE
INTERSTATE HATE MACHINE


Creator of all Internet drama.


The Internet Hate Machine™ is the device with which gangs of hackers (who sometimes use steroids) pursue lulz. These machines are able to run on a wide variety of fuels such as semen, baby blood, seven different passwords, Mudkips, faggot tears, urine, jenkem, and pure lulz. The INTERNET HATE MACHINE, like everything else in the world, is produced by Microsoft.

   
“ 		 
Here to sacrifice,

infernal hate device,

Satan's go-between,

kneel and die before the Internet Hate Machine!
 

„
  		 

—Wise poet on the Internet Hate Machine.

   
“ 		 
The images should make you scream,

but, desensitised, you roll some weed,

jerking off to what you've seen,

A product of the Hate Machine.
 

„
  		 

Things that happen when you feed the INTERNET HATE MACHINE

Oh no...

Oh Shi..

I herd u haet Jews.

lulz

zomg monsterfly

internets pls

COPYPASTA LAWL - TL;DR

Internet Hate Machine has had his say, and this is mine. If you disagree with my claim that the trouble with such crotchety franions is that they intend to impose tremendous hardships on tens of thousands of decent, hard-working individuals, then read no further. But being a generally genteel person, however, I always bite my tongue. Should you think I'm saying too much, please note that he keeps telling us that he defends the real needs of the working class. Are we also supposed to believe that the best way to reduce cognitive dissonance and restore homeostasis to one's psyche is to impose a one-size-fits-all model on how society should function? I didn't think so.

Internet may have the right to threaten the common good. He may have the right to break the mind and spirit, castrate the character, and kill the career of anyone whose ideas he deems to be cheeky. But Internet crosses the line when he uses his bully pulpit to diminish society's inducements to good behavior. Every time he gets caught trying to start wars, ruin the environment, invent diseases, and routinely do a hundred other things that kill people, he promises he'll never do so again. Subsequently, his disciples always jump in and explain that he really shouldn't be blamed even if he does, because, as they maintain, paternalism is the key to world peace. Now, it is not my purpose to suggest that we can't just sit around and do nothing, but rather to weaken the critical links in his nexus of lexiphanicism-oriented vandalism. I correctly predicted that Internet would pour a few drops of wormwood into our general enthusiasm. Alas, I didn't think he'd do that so effectively - or so soon. And now, to end with a clever bit of doggerel: United we stand. Divided we fall. Internet Hate Machine's slimy ultimata will destroy us all.

Scientology vs. The Internet Hate Machine

Still licking their wounds from continuous IRL beatings, everyone's favorite cult held a summit meeting to discuss "internet hate." In other words, their inability to get Anonymous hung for treason has resulted in the Church starting a campaign to have the internet unplugged for good. Which, all things being equal, would probably be best. Unfortunately for the Church, no one cares. Especially since L. Ron Hubbard was a twat anyway...oh well! Let's drink to stringing up some Scientologists!!1!!one1

One Final Crime

A crappy punk band from Ausfagia called "One Final Crime" made a song called Internet Hate machine. Unfortunately, they don't know how to use Windows Movie Maker, or how to record a decent song for that matter.

Gallery

  • Anonymous Hate Machine
    Anonymous Hate Machine
  • Daleks: The forerunner of the INTERNET HATE MACHINE.
    Daleks: The forerunner of the INTERNET HATE MACHINE.
  • HATE makes the world go 'round.
    HATE makes the world go 'round.
  • Doin' it wrong.
    Doin' it wrong.
  • Internet Hate Machines are in ur Kinkos...pwning ur Xerox.
    Internet Hate Machines are in ur Kinkos...pwning ur Xerox.
  • The Internet Hate Machine comes in many guises.
    The Internet Hate Machine comes in many guises.
  • 4 Inch Nails
    4 Inch Nails
  • Pretty Internet Hate Machine
    Pretty Internet Hate Machine
  • CAUTION You are now entering INTERNET HATE MACHINE Country.
    CAUTION You are now entering INTERNET HATE MACHINE Country.
  • It will haet you to pieces.
    It will haet you to pieces.
  • The MOTHER OF ALL INTERNET HATE MACHINES
    The MOTHER OF ALL INTERNET HATE MACHINES
  • Internet hate machine from A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
    Internet hate machine from A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
  • Internet hate machine code
    Internet hate machine code
  • Bringing hate to MySpace.
    Bringing hate to MySpace.
  • ^_^
    ^_^
  • Is this awesome<
    Is this awesome<
  • Hackers on Berserker Paks
    Hackers on Berserker Paks
  • Not an Internet hate machine.
    Not an Internet hate machine.
  • THE internet hate machine.
    THE internet hate machine.
  • Internet liek machine
    Internet liek machine
  • The Extreme Internet Hate Machine
    The Extreme Internet Hate Machine
  • God help us all.
    God help us all.
  • Scientonazi
    Scientonazi
  • What what, in the fursuit?
    What what, in the fursuit?

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