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{{notice|'''You may be the result of incest. How do you know that your mom and your uncle didn't get drunk at a Toga Party in college?'''}}
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'''Incest''' (A.K.A. Wincest) is a perfectly [[sick fuck|normal]], [[lie|acceptable]] and [[batshit insane|natural]] act in which two [[redneck|people]] who are thoroughly related have [[sex|intercourse]]. This usually results in children who are [[you|very ugly and/or stupid]], and in turn, fail at life. Such traits only appear on the first generation and if you have a whole bunch of incest babies then the ones with the defects will die off and it will weed out bad recessive genes and it results in genetically healthier offspring. But this only works if you have a lot, so if you do incest, have as many inborn babies as you can. It should be noted that [[rape|forced]] or [[jailbait|underage]] incest is fucking awesome and will give you an invitation to [[prison|party van]].


Incest is one of the key tenets of [[The_xchan_effect#.2Fb.2Ftard_Porn_desensitization|/b/sexuality]] (i.e. one of the few things that can make a jaded [[btard|/b/tard]] horny after being exposed to so much abstract [[pr0n]]), along with [[rape]], [[pedophilia]] and [[guro|gore]].  
'''Incest''' is a [[Redneck]]/[[Jew]]/[[Muslim]]/Zoroastrian pastime and an [[Anime]] plot device in which two people who are thoroughly related engage in sexual intercourse. As to why anyone would ever try this knowing that it usually results with hairless, toothless, retarded babies that play the banjo is due to them knowing that their own ugly-ass family members are the only ones who will give them a shot at sex. Along with [[rape]], [[pedophilia]] and [[dickgirl|hermaphrodites]], Incest is one of the few things that [[WWOEC|the]] [[b/|porn]]-[[Japan|desensitized]] still get off to.


==Forms==
==Views on incest==
===Brother-sister===
<table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" align="center"><tr><td align="right"><youtube>25JmPI6aRQc</youtube><br />'''Cybercest, as displayed by Dutch school children.'''</td></tr></table>


<gallery>
In traditional Balinese culture, a set of twins of the opposite sex were forced to marry each other, since it was assumed that they had sex in utero. In traditional Mohave culture, opposite-sex twins were thought to have been married in heaven. So if you either belong to some irrelevant Asian people or some extincted Indian tribe, [[You Win the Prize|you win]]. It's [[fact|often believed]] that this is not only acceptable but a popular pastime in Japanese cultures, where a majority of their [[hentai]] doujins use it as a common theme (See: ''[[TITTY MONSTER]]'').
File:At first i was like incest.jpg
File:AwfullyTight.jpg|The [[Jap]]anese love to do [[loli]] versions with little sisters.
File:Dorian thorn fucks sister.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn]] and sister.
File:Fuckingowned.jpg|You know, some things you really should just keep to yourself.
File:Incest rock.jpg|[[The Rock]] is surprised by incest.
File:IncestMotivate.png|[[Moar]] like WINCEST, [[amirite]]?
</gallery>


===Father-daughter===
[[E-psychiatry|Sigmund Freud]] claimed that incest is a natural [[psychology|psychological]] event in every young man's life to lust for their [[your mom|mother]], which he theorized after many visits from his [[harem|female patients]] and between his [[hookers and blow|after hour activities]]. The topic is still often [[some argue|debated]] and always results in [[drama]], effectively making him one of the most successful [[trolls]] in the past century.
<gallery>
File:Father daughter.jpg|Dad gets lucky after the Father-Daughter Dance. Hawt.
File:juliapreg.jpg|Wincest: The baby daddy is daddy!
File:Pedobear Incest Poster.jpg|Apparently, [[Pedobear]] is only limited by age.
File:Clarissa_ruins_Thanksgiving.gif|All incest is not wincest.
</gallery>


===Gay===
According to the [[bible]], all human life started with Adam and Eve. Their kids fucked and produced inbred babies, who in turn proceeded to fuck each other, and so on. Later, when [[God]] got pissed off and decided to start unleashing the [[banhammer]] on all of Earth's inbreds with a massive flood, Noah built an ark where he and family committed incest again, further narrowing our gene pool.
<gallery>
File:Nekkid-goku-shouta.jpg|Incest happens [[over 9000]] times in Anime too!
File:PieFailWithSister.jpg|An example for two brothers... They're married.
</gallery>


===Son-mother===
==Videos==
<gallery>
[[File:MS Paint Incest.png|200px|right]]
File:MS Paint Incest.png|[[MS Paint]] is [[Crap|crap]]
<center>{{fv|Incest videos|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
File:Momsniffscock.JPG|SNIFFCEST: does it count? It's fucking funny either way.
|<youtube>25JmPI6aRQc</youtube>
File:Motherreturnsmagazine.jpg|what?
|<youtube>k3JCOQbyvOg</youtube>
File:Thuongthuc_184.jpg|Japan is a country of [[sick fucks]]. And the mother looks the same age as the son. Also, the baby in her stomach will turn out to be [[you]].
}}</center>
File:Vos1 p12.jpg|The proper way to greet one's mother when returning home from vacation.
File:Marcosmominunderwearby gatox35-d5bdjo8.jpg|Drawn by [http://gatox35.deviantart.com some faggot]. I smell eminent fail incest.
</gallery>


===Inbreeding===
==Galleries==
<gallery>
{{cg||IncestPix|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Charles_II_Inbreeding.jpg|True royalty.
File:Maddie Time.png
File:Farah_smile.jpg|Fucktards, Their parents are siblings
File:Ann incest.jpg
File:InbredRepublican.jpg|THE [[Moar|MOAR]] YOU KNOW: Your incest baby girl will look like this '''if you are lucky'''.
File:Tamaran incest.jpg
File:Wrongturnhunterguy.jpg|[[Do not want|This]] is what your kids will look like
File:Incestual Doge.jpg
</gallery>
File:Scanty and Kneesocks.PNG
 
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
==Firsthand accounts==
File:Ayamaiwincestdocking.jpg
===Assorted quotes===
File:4Chan Incest Molestation Gold.png
{{morphquote|mqincest|background-color: white; width: 80%; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;
File:AwfullyTight.jpg|Japs loves their [[lolicon|little sisters]]
|A family that sleeps together keeps together.|[[Typical]] [[redneck|Southerner]].
File:Vos1 p12.jpg|The proper way to greet one's mother when returning home from vacation
|Daddy's home...|[[Dad]]
File:Propincest.jpg
|Incest: Fun for the whole family!|[[Snover]]
File:Thuongthuc_184.jpg
|Ah, incest. That's where I really came into my own.|[[Dad]]
File:IncestMotivate.png
|Incest is only alright if both parties involved are freak'n hot!|[[President|Bill Clinton]]}}
File:Motherreturnsmagazine.jpg
 
File:Gurocest.jpg
===Lustful brother===
File:Arthur4.jpg
See [[Incest/brother]].
File:Yourchildhoodisfinished.jpg
 
File:At first i was like incest.jpg
===Sick Fuck Mommy===
File:Dorian thorn fucks sister.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn]] and sister.
See [[Incest/mother]].
File:Incest rock.jpg
 
File:Father daughter.jpg
==[[Japan|Where]] [[babyfuck|it's alright]]==
File:Pedobear Incest Poster.jpg|[[Pedobear]] is only limited by age.
In traditional Balinese culture, for example, a set of twins of the opposite sex were forced to marry each other, since it was assumed that they had had sex in utero. In traditional Mohave culture, opposite-sex twins were thought to have been married in heaven. So if you either belong to some irrelevant Asian people or some extincted indian tribe, you win.  It's [[fact|often believed]] that this is not only acceptable but a popular past time in Japanese cultures, where a majority of their [[porn]] and [[hentai]] doujins use it as a common theme.
File:Clarissa_ruins_Thanksgiving.gif|All incest is not wincest.
 
File:juliapreg.jpg
According to [[E-psychiatry|Freud]] Incest is a natural [[psychology|psychological]] event in every young man's life to lust for their [[your mom|mother]], which he theorized after many visits from his [[harem|female patients]] and between his [[hookers and blow|after hour activities]].  The topic is still often [[some argue|debated]] and always results in [[drama]], effectively making him one of the most successful [[trolls]] in the past century.
File:Sonic teh hog.jpg
 
File:Fuckingowned.jpg|Some things you really should just keep to yourself.
==God`s Opinion==
File:Momsniffscock.JPG
In the [[tl;dr|bible]], it started with Adam and Eve. Their kids [[fuck]]ed and produced inbred babies, who in turn proceeded to fuck each other, and so on. Yet, in those times people lived for hundreds of years at a time. Methuselah was the result of cousin lovin. Later, when [[God]] got pissed off and decided to start unleashing the [[banhammer]] on all of Earth's users with a massive, lulzy flood, Noah built an ark, and Noah's family committed incest again, thus further narrowing our gene pool.  Even [[science]] says that [[Before the internets|70,000 years ago]], something happened to narrow genetic diversity among ''Homo sapiens''.  Also in the bible, God gave Moses his blessing for [[Genetic Sexual Attraction|marrying his half-sister]]. Several thousands of years later we're only just recovering from the hit that not indulging in incest gave to our lifespan. The family that loves together lives forever. (it can also be noted that this was forever more the first and only true family game)
File:Thanks Dad.png
 
File:Charles_II_Inbreeding.jpg|True royalty
[[IRL]], ape species starting before the dawn of homo sapiens happily fucked each other until they evolved so dumb that they made a bullshit bible and prohibited it. Tada.
File:Hawt spanish chickas.jpg
 
File:Yes 2013 incest.jpg
==Incest [[IRL]]==
File:Disappoint17.jpg
{{fv|starvids|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;|<youtube>k3JCOQbyvOg</youtube>|<youtube>VBN20gozvSg</youtube>|<youtube>DWcfe9oHKOs</youtube>}}  
</gallery>}}<br>
 
Michael Stevan asks "is it incest when my mom and dad have sex?" Yes it is. Incest can also be done through [[MSN]] by <del>German</del> Dutch [[sick fuck|sick fucks]]. (Of course, it is legal there after all.)


Surprisingly (!), would you believe that there are '''''actual people''''' in the world who hate incest? Take this informative film for example, where the family friendly [[Moon Man]] fights The Bleeders, a race of incestuous creatures who, after generations of love making, have become deformed mutants and bleed all the time due to [[AIDS|hemophilia]]:
{{cg|Incest Comic|incestcomic|center|<gallery perrow="5">
 
<center>{{frame|<youtube>XXfS79tvhFs</youtube>|border=black|background=black}}</center>
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==Fanfiction==
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{{cg|Vintage incest tales|incestTales|center|<gallery perrow="3">
File:Brother married sister reynolds illus news 3 nov 1916.jpg
File:Father married daughter globe 5 aug 1920.jpg
File:Brother and sister news of the world 23 jan 1928.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="3">
File:Father's 8 children with daughter reynolds illus news 6 sept 1931.jpg
File:Father of 5 children by his 2 daughters news of the world 13 nov 1939.jpg
File:Brother married sister news of the world 5 mar 1944.jpg
</gallery>}}
 
==Quotes==
<center>{{morphquote|mqincest|background-color: white; width: 80%; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;
|A family that sleeps together keeps together.|Typical [[redneck|Southerner]].
|Why waste all that perfectly good spooge on complete strangers?|Yet another Typical [[redneck|Southerner]].
|If you find your big sister sexually attractive, why not do it with her?|A third [[redneck|southerner]].
|Incest: Fun for the whole family!|[[Snover]]
|They say incest is best. Why not put your big sister to the test?|Ancient Proverb.
|Incest is only alright if both parties involved are freak'n hot!|[[President|Bill Clinton]]}}
</center>


==See Also==
==See Also==
[[Image:GayIncest.jpg|thumb|150px|Gay people have incest too!]]
[[File:GayIncest.jpg|thumb|[[ITTY BITTY BABY ITTY BITTY BOAT|Gay people have incest too]]]]
[[Image:Datwincest.gif|thumb|150px|Animooted!]]
*[[Incestlogs:001|1 log]]
*[[Incestlogs:002|2 log]]
*[[Incest/mother]]
*[[Aimee Louise Sword]]
*[[Aimee Louise Sword]]
*[[Brother and Sisters]]
*[[Brother and Sisters]]
*[[Incest Archives|Archives]]
*[[Chris-Chan]]
*[[Incest Confessions|Confessions]]
*[[Dorian Thorn]]
*[[Dorian Thorn]]
*[[Jack White]]
*[[Epic Incest Dynasty|The Hapsbergs]]
*[[John Forehand]]
**[[Incest/Brother]]
**[[Incest/Mother]]
**[[Incest/Step Sister]]
*[[Incest Confessions]]
*[[Incest Archives]]
*[[Incestlogs:001|Log 1]]
*[[Incestlogs:002|Log 2]]
*[[Marjan Siklic]]
*[[Motherless]]
*[[Josef Fritzl]]
*[[Josef Fritzl]]
*[[Sick Fuck]]
*[[Lena Dunham]]
*[[Steven Bonnell II]]
*[[TITTY MONSTER]]
*[[Twincest]]
*[[Twincest]]
*[[Wasd]]
*[[Wasd]]
*[[TITTY MONSTER]]
*[[Yosuga No Sora]]
*[[Ancestry.com]] for moar fuck buddies


==External links==
==External links==
*<s>[http://incestchat.homeincestvideos.net The "Incest" Chat Room!]</s> 404
*[http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081213184916AA8nQ96 Sometimes it was just an accident]
*[http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081213184916AA8nQ96 Sometimes it was just an accident.]
*[http://www.angelfire.com/on/cousins/index.html Another incest support site]
*<s>[http://motherless.com/183BF95 Dorian Thorn loves his sister]</s> 404
*[http://www.cousincouples.com a support site for people who love their cousins. no,srsly.]
*[http://www.angelfire.com/on/cousins/index.html another incest support site.]
*[http://www.doujinland.com/?cat=4 Incest.. in doujin form.]
*[http://www.myincesthentai.com MOAR Incest Hentai,you sick fuck.]
*<s>[http://www.incestgold.com Incest Gold] [[wtf]]?</s> 404
*<s>[http://www.glumbert.com/media/cyber.html Hot.]</s> 404
*[http://www.Fanart-Central.net/pic-418162.html A mother groping her daughter is perfectly normal.]
*[http://myincesthentai.com You're Welcome.]
*<s>[http://rapidshare.com/files/268611720/_FAKKU__Tiny_Boobs_Giant_Tits_History__English_.rar/ Rapidshare of MEGA MILK!]</s> Deleted
*<strike>[http://incestprogress.blogspot.com A /b/tard documenting his attempts to fuck his Mom]</strike> Deleted
*<s>[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090924/ap_on_en_tv/us_people_mackenzie_phillips;_ylt=AiSmdYLSZf.zArAKB7Rk0Eus0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTJwOG9wYW51BGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMDkwOTI0L3VzX3Blb3BsZV9tYWNrZW56aWVfcGhpbGxpcHMEcG9zAzYEc2VjA3luX21vc3RfcG9wdWxhcgRzbGsDbWFja2VuemllcGhp Celbs are just like [[us|you]]!]</s> 404
*[http://domai.com/news/2010/02february-05/index.html Dummy`s guide to topless sunbathing in Europe with your sister]
*[http://domai.com/news/2010/02february-05/index.html Dummy`s guide to topless sunbathing in Europe with your sister]
*[http://xhamster.com/movies/1248545/very_sexy_mom_and_boy.html Mommy and son enjoy themselves.]
* {{pastebin|Gt47E4Nr|Oral Hygiene Bro}}
 
===Forums===
===Forums===
*[http://geneticsexualattraction.com a forum for incestuous people. LULZ!]
*[http://www.cousincouples.com/forum CousinCouples]
*[http://www.atrip.net/forums/showthread.php?t=7870 lol, no. i cant screw around with anyone, cuz i am 13 years old. my dick is still developing, but until now its got enough sperm to leave pregnant a whale. :-p]
*[http://thegsaforum.com/ GeneticSexualAttraction]
*[http://etherchan.org/wiki/index.php/Incest-chan Incest-chan.]
*[http://www.forum.incestizbest.com/ IncestIzBest]
*[http://forum.incesttaboo.com/forumdisplay.php?f=2/Another one that's filled with creepy old people, Jews charge if you want to view the forum]
*[http://forum.incesttaboo.com IncestTaboo] (last archived {{wayback|http://forum.incesttaboo.com/forum.php|20130511044325|title=May 11 2013}} and {{wayback|http://forum.incesttaboo.com/forum.php?s=36cf1b85513ad6a324032371c025a3af|20131226085125|title=December 26 2013}})
*[http://ins-dream.com/forum/index.php Ins-Dream]
* {{reddit|incest|/r/incest}}
* [http://forum.xnxx.com/group.php?groupid=540 XNXX]
 
 
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===Contribution to Internets drama===
[[Category:Incest| ]]
Incest has been the cause of much [[Internet drama]] throughout the years. Some highlights include:
[[Category:You]]
*{{ljcomm|user=afamilyaffair}} - Composed of [[sick fucks]], A Family Affair is "for fans of Weasley Incest (Weasleycest) in the J.K. Rowling [[Harry Potter]] universe, mainly the younger generations." Check [http://afa.expecto-patronum.net/ the official AFA home page], and [http://www.livejournal.com/community/afamilyaffair/29892.html this entry] about how [[LJ Abuse]] laid down the [[law]] on the perverts in an attempt to achieve great justice and lulz.
*[http://www.livejournal.com/interests.bml?int=anti-incest Anti-Incest LJ communities and users.]
*[http://www.geneticsexualattraction.com Pro-incest "support group"] for "sufferers" of "[[Genetic Sexual Attraction]]".
*[[Jack Thompson|The horrible product of incest.]]
*[[SA]] + incest post + powerwords = [[EPIC]] [[pwn]]age
{{clear}}<br>{{sex}}[[Category:Sex]]

Latest revision as of 00:28, 12 June 2024

Incest is a Redneck/Jew/Muslim/Zoroastrian pastime and an Anime plot device in which two people who are thoroughly related engage in sexual intercourse. As to why anyone would ever try this knowing that it usually results with hairless, toothless, retarded babies that play the banjo is due to them knowing that their own ugly-ass family members are the only ones who will give them a shot at sex. Along with rape, pedophilia and hermaphrodites, Incest is one of the few things that the porn-desensitized still get off to.

Views on incest

In traditional Balinese culture, a set of twins of the opposite sex were forced to marry each other, since it was assumed that they had sex in utero. In traditional Mohave culture, opposite-sex twins were thought to have been married in heaven. So if you either belong to some irrelevant Asian people or some extincted Indian tribe, you win. It's often believed that this is not only acceptable but a popular pastime in Japanese cultures, where a majority of their hentai doujins use it as a common theme (See: TITTY MONSTER).

Sigmund Freud claimed that incest is a natural psychological event in every young man's life to lust for their mother, which he theorized after many visits from his female patients and between his after hour activities. The topic is still often debated and always results in drama, effectively making him one of the most successful trolls in the past century.

According to the bible, all human life started with Adam and Eve. Their kids fucked and produced inbred babies, who in turn proceeded to fuck each other, and so on. Later, when God got pissed off and decided to start unleashing the banhammer on all of Earth's inbreds with a massive flood, Noah built an ark where he and family committed incest again, further narrowing our gene pool.

Videos

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Galleries

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  • Japs loves their little sisters
    Japs loves their little sisters
  • The proper way to greet one's mother when returning home from vacation
    The proper way to greet one's mother when returning home from vacation
  • Dorian Thorn and sister.
    Dorian Thorn and sister.
  • Pedobear is only limited by age.
    Pedobear is only limited by age.
  • All incest is not wincest.
    All incest is not wincest.
  • Some things you really should just keep to yourself.
    Some things you really should just keep to yourself.
  • True royalty
    True royalty


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Quotes

   
“ 		 
A family that sleeps together keeps together.
  		„
  		 

—Typical Southerner.

   
“ 		 
Why waste all that perfectly good spooge on complete strangers?
  		„
  		 

—Yet another Typical Southerner.

   
“ 		 
If you find your big sister sexually attractive, why not do it with her?
  		„
  		 

—A third southerner.

   
“ 		 
Incest: Fun for the whole family!
  		„
  		 

—Snover

   
“ 		 
They say incest is best. Why not put your big sister to the test?
  		„
  		 

—Ancient Proverb.

   
“ 		 
Incest is only alright if both parties involved are freak'n hot!
  		„
  		 

—Bill Clinton

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Gay people have incest too

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