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{{Spoiler|DORIAN THORN TROLLED HIS OWN PENIS OFF}}
[[File:Dorian-thorn-before-after.jpg|center|900px|thumb|Both pictures are idiotic in their own way...]]
{{quote|the days of online Thorn nudity are behind us|Dorian Thorn}}
<br>[[File:Thorn public domain.jpg|center]]<br>
[[Last Thursday]], '''Dorian Thorn''' (aka '''Matt Thompson''') started as a [[troll]] for the [[lulz]] until everyone realized what a [[sick fuck]] he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.


He started a blog that featured him sucking [[over 9000]] [[dicks]] and being a huge [[faggot]]. He documented himself:
{{quote|I no longer have a penis.  This was not a medically necessary procedure at all.  It was done with the encouragement of [[User:BekahQ|some people I met online]], in August of 2010, seeking attention, seeking admiration, but once it was done, these people faded away quickly, and today I have to live with the results of my admittedly poor choices.
*[http://www.xvideos.com/video907250/21_yr_sister_fucked_brother_1 fucking his sister]
|Dorian Thorn, shocked that he now regrets removing his dick.}}<br>
*sucking off a dog and a horse
*[http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/GS89UKhKxS0mD7Q running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings]
*getting fired for [http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/GS89UKhKxS0mD7Q running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings]
*jerking off on his mom's picture, until he made himself impotent.
Then, after [http://motherless.com/52E9A28 eating his own shit] and drinking piss, he removed his own dick because it was full of aids and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it.


When ED became [[OhInternet]], he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and [[Delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]], forgetting that some people know how to save image files to their hard drives, and his is a type of dickless [[faggotry]] that the internet does not forgive.
[[Image:Dorian thorn face.jpg|thumb|lol haunted much?]]
[[Image:Dorian thorn eunuch closeup.jpg|thumb|Closeup of the ruined mess that used to be his dick]]
[[Image:Dorian-thorn-shit-face.jpg|thumb|Closeup of the ruined mess that used to be his face]]


==Galleries==
[[Last Thursday]], '''Dorian Thorn''' (AKA '''Matt Thompson''' AKA Shame Junkie) started as a [[troll]] for the [[lulz]] until everyone realized what a [[sick fuck]] he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.
{{cg|Thorn|THORN|center|<gallery>
 
He started a blog that featured him [https://motherless.com/00C2093 sucking countless dicks] and [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1o5TQvMxKwTGi7SAHetZMR2ki1OlDZikf being a huge faggot]. He documented himself:
 
* [http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 fucking his sister] (allegedly born June 17 1979 "June 18, 2000, about 2:30am: My sister came home from her 21st birthday drunk beyond belief");
* sucking off [[Bestiality|a dog]], [[Bestiality|a horse]], and [[Bestiality|fucking a goat]] ([https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1o5TQvMxKwTGi7SAHetZMR2ki1OlDZikf all on video!]);
* [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1jekIQvff-UhpT26MLpWATJZGGakm4m8z running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings];
* getting fired for [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1jekIQvff-UhpT26MLpWATJZGGakm4m8z running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings];
* [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/17YF9kR-3xF-gpQ7J8gvB4-qXVwVDW8jg jerking off on his mom's picture], until he [http://motherless.com/ED1F5AF made himself impotent]
 
Then, after [https://motherless.com/7D1443D eating his own shit] and [https://motherless.com/DF199DD drinking piss] ([https://motherless.com/57C96E8 more than once]), he [[Liar|pretended to remove his own dick]] because it was full of [[AIDs]] and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it anyway.
 
When ED became [[OhInternet]], he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and [[Delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]], forgetting that some people know how to [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1o5TQvMxKwTGi7SAHetZMR2ki1OlDZikf save image files to their hard drives], and his is a type of dickless [[faggotry]] that the [[Getoffmyspace|internet does not forgive.]]
 
The moment he [[Idiot|finished celebrating no more of his porn online]], he immediately began to post [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1o5TQvMxKwTGi7SAHetZMR2ki1OlDZikf more porn online] and now spends his days [[Faggot|sucking dick]], [[Crap|eating his own shit]], and [[Goatse|stretching out his asshole]] for internet strangers because [[Prostitute|his life is now ruined.]]
 
== Gallery ==
 
{{quote|Severing the penis without removing the testicles causes intense sexual frustration, since sexual urges and drive originate from the testicles but with no penis there is no way to satisfy them.
|Imagine this fucker's life.}}<br>
 
{{cg|Thorn|T|center|<gallery perrow="4">
File:Dorian-thorn-sucking-cocks.jpg|Sucking hundreds of cocks.
File:Dorian-thorn-sucking-cocks.jpg|Sucking hundreds of cocks.
File:Dorian-thorn-faggot.jpg|Faggotry
File:Dorian-thorn-faggot.jpg|How transgressive Dorian. How clever!
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (3).jpg|HE HAS NO DICK ANYMORE
File:Dorian thorn ruins his dick.jpg|[http://motherless.com/ED1F5AF Castrating himself.]
File:Dorian and claudia thorn.JPG|Who is Claudia?
File:Dorian-thorn-shits.jpg|[https://motherless.com/m/MPshitpig Shitting himself.]
</gallery>|<gallery>
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Dorian-thorn-sister.jpg|[http://www.slutload.com/watch/Brv0q32aCIj/Sister-fucks-brother.html Loves his sister.]
File:Dorian-thorn-cell-asking-for-it.jpg|Sharing his cell # as well as his asshole.
File:Dorian-thorn-mothers-day.jpg|And his mother.
File:Dorian thorn asshole boner.JPG|Dorian loved showing off his asshole even when he still had a dick.
File:Claudia thorn fucking again.jpg|His wife fucks other guys now.
File:Dorian-thorn-troll.jpg|More people recognize him by his asshole than his face anyway.
Image:Dorian-thorn-epic-fail.jpg|Story of his life.
File:Dorian-thorn-banana-bitch.jpg|HE FUCKING LOVES BANANAS
File:Dorian-thorn-troll.jpg|Ruining himself.
File:Dorian-thorn-sister.jpg|[http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 Loves his sister.]
File:Dorian-thorn-mothers-day.jpg|And his mother
File:Thorn public domain.jpg|More people have seen his dick than his face.
File:Dorian-thorn-epic-fail.jpg|Story of his life.
File:Dorian and claudia thorn.JPG|Who is [[User:BekahQ|Claudia?]]
File:Dlthorn13-faggot2.jpg|Pretentious cunt.
File:Dorian-thorn-clueless.JPG|Unaware there's a new ED.
File:Dorian-thorn-clueless.JPG|Unaware there's a new ED.
File:Dorian-thorn-butthole.jpg|Totally not on the Internet anymore.
File:Dorian-thorn-butthole.jpg|Totally not on the Internet anymore.
File:Dorian-thorn-daycare.JPG|Kid-friendly.
File:Dorian-thorn-daycare.JPG|Kid-friendly.
File:Dorian-thorn-dickless.jpg|Now with less dick!
File:Dorian-thorn-practice.jpg|Oh, don't do that Dorian, you'll ruin your life.
File:Dorian-thorn-dick-removal.jpg|Just because your dick isn't on you doesn't mean it isn't on the Internet.
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (3).jpg|Dude gave himself a chode.
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (0).jpg|Whining about his lack of dick on [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com his deviantART]
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (0).jpg|Whining about his lack of dick on [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com his deviantART]
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (1).jpg|More from [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com/ deviantART]
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (1).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (2).jpg|More from [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com/ deviantART]
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (2).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (4).jpg|More from [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com/ deviantART]
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (4).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (5).jpg|More from [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com/ deviantART]
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (5).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (6).jpg|More from [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com/ deviantART]
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (6).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}
</gallery>}}
File:Dorian thorn sucks cock 1.jpg|Sucking dick.
File:Dorian thorn cum face.jpg|Loving cum.
File:Dorian thorn buttsecks.jpg|Getting assfucked.
File:Thorn-cums-to-dead-baby.jpg|Boring idiot.
File:Thorn dressed.jpg|A cunt with nothing to say, pretends to be being ironic about being uninteresting.
File:Dorian thorn shenanigans.jpg
File:Dorian-thorn-dickless.jpg|Cover up! you shameless cretin.
File:Dorian-thorn-dick-removal.jpg|Mmmmmm Does anyone know what he did with that thing once he'd cut it off?
File:DorianThorn-flick3.jpg
File:Dorian thorn boner fail.jpg
</gallery>}}<br>
 
== See Also ==
 
* [[Shame Fetishism]]
* [[Attention Whore]]
* [[David Thorne]]
* [[Faggot]]
* [[USI]]
 
== External links ==


==See Also==
* [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1o5TQvMxKwTGi7SAHetZMR2ki1OlDZikf Much larger photo gallery of Dorian's faggotry]
*[[Attention Whore]]
* [http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/post/6177951861/triggers-self-harm-maybe-this-blog-has-been Dorian explaining why he removed his dick]
*[[David Thorne]]
* <s>{{dauser|dorianthorn|His deviantArt page}}.  Comment about how his daughter was a result of fucking his sister if you can.</s>''' Baleeted!'''
*[[Faggot]]
* <s>{{Twitter|dorianthorn|His Twitter!  No dick so of course he's a libtard}}</s>
*[[USI]]
* <s>{{myspace|dorianthorn|His MySpace page}}</s>
*<s> {{facebook|themourningstar|His facebook profile,}} drop him a message about how he lost his dick to impotence!</s>
* <s>{{yt|dorianthorn|His JewTube Channel}} '''Give all his vids a dislike rating!!'''</s>
* [http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/post/6721459012/this-is-a-somewhat-unorthodox-submission-but-i Dorian's alleged girlfriend claims he still has his dick (no evidence) ]


==External links==
=== Dorian's Porn Videos ===
*[http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com deviantART]
*[http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/post/6177951861/triggers-self-harm-maybe-this-blog-has-been Dorian explaining why he removed his dick]
*[http://www.facebook.com/themourningstar Dorian Thorn's Facebook]
*[http://www.myspace.com/dorianthorn MySpace: "Dorian Lucifer Thorn"]
*[http://www.slutload.com/watch/Brv0q32aCIj/Sister-fucks-brother.html Slutload: "sister fucks brother" - drunk on 21st birthday] though Dorian has said this was his ex-wife ([http://v-ec.slutload-media.com/B/r/v/0/Brv0q32aCIj.flv?2a8283553d5cb07b981d3deae34442be840886d73e0b041296937e80b9a33c88ed998bbcc2baaba30bec0dcfc7e9813c6beae3fdabc6f2456eb83b2d21797a4f6a3719a915b4ab2630bc96733c131641b3d7d96162816e2ff3683e6fe2e55a09555f9bebbac08bffad59800311d8250cea&45 Download])
:*[http://www.xvideos.com/video907250/21_yr_sister_fucked_brother_1 Xvideos alt]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/dorianthorn YouTube]
*[http://motherless.com/52E9A28 Eating His Own Shit]


===Motherless===
*[https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1o5TQvMxKwTGi7SAHetZMR2ki1OlDZikf Current self-doxxing porn profile]
*[http://motherless.com/m/dorianthorn His account]
*[https://motherless.com/m/MPshitpig Motherless account, 100s of shit-eating videos!]
:*[http://motherless.com/15BAAF6 Drinking his own urine?]
*[https://x.com/xmeatxpuppetx Current Twitter/X]
:*[http://motherless.com/89A85CC Getting a blow/tit job]
*[http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 Fucking his sister]
:*[http://motherless.com/D0D7EC5 Comedy compilation including sex on a couch]
*[https://fetlife.com/users/11764321 Fetlife account]
*[http://just.eroprofile.com/play/2qz5h6bcIs9rrOF EroProfile: Jerking off]
*[https://motherless.com/A350D23 Sucking nigger cock]


===Broken===
*[http://www.justuseme.com/play/y7pj9EOun8p6Fm3 JustUseMe: Making himself impotent (ouch)]
====Eroprofiles====
*[http://just.eroprofile.com/play/M9ySUUFY29B81B6 Talking about what a loser he is]
*[http://just.eroprofile.com/play/c4J92r6dJ4ol2w9 PROVING what a loser he is by eating his own shit]
*[http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/C3E180wwheEOMgX Photo archive 1]
*[http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/41q6UBOWcBuMsW8 Photo archive 2]


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Latest revision as of 16:33, 30 August 2024

Both pictures are idiotic in their own way...
   
 
I no longer have a penis. This was not a medically necessary procedure at all. It was done with the encouragement of some people I met online, in August of 2010, seeking attention, seeking admiration, but once it was done, these people faded away quickly, and today I have to live with the results of my admittedly poor choices.


 


 
 

—Dorian Thorn, shocked that he now regrets removing his dick.


lol haunted much?
Closeup of the ruined mess that used to be his dick
Closeup of the ruined mess that used to be his face

Last Thursday, Dorian Thorn (AKA Matt Thompson AKA Shame Junkie) started as a troll for the lulz until everyone realized what a sick fuck he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.

He started a blog that featured him sucking countless dicks and being a huge faggot. He documented himself:

Then, after eating his own shit and drinking piss (more than once), he pretended to remove his own dick because it was full of AIDs and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it anyway.

When ED became OhInternet, he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and deleted fucking everything, forgetting that some people know how to save image files to their hard drives, and his is a type of dickless faggotry that the internet does not forgive.

The moment he finished celebrating no more of his porn online, he immediately began to post more porn online and now spends his days sucking dick, eating his own shit, and stretching out his asshole for internet strangers because his life is now ruined.

Gallery

   
 
Severing the penis without removing the testicles causes intense sexual frustration, since sexual urges and drive originate from the testicles but with no penis there is no way to satisfy them.


 


 
 

—Imagine this fucker's life.


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