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{{Spoiler|DORIAN THORN TROLLED HIS OWN PENIS OFF}}
[[File:Dorian-thorn-before-after.jpg|center|900px|thumb|Both pictures are idiotic in their own way...]]
{{quote|the days of online Thorn nudity are behind us|Dorian Thorn}}
<br>[[File:Thorn public domain.jpg|center]]<br>
[[Image:Dorian thorn face.jpg|thumb|What Dorian Thorn looks like.]]
[[Image:Dorian thorn eunuch closeup.jpg|thumb|What Dorian Thorn's dick now looks like.]]
[[Last Thursday]], '''Dorian Thorn''' (aka '''Matt Thompson''') started as a [[troll]] for the [[lulz]] until everyone realized what a [[sick fuck]] he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.


He started a blog that featured him sucking [[over 9000]] [[dicks]] and being a huge [[faggot]]. He documented himself:
{{quote|I no longer have a penis.  This was not a medically necessary procedure at all.  It was done with the encouragement of [[User:BekahQ|some people I met online]], in August of 2010, seeking attention, seeking admiration, but once it was done, these people faded away quickly, and today I have to live with the results of my admittedly poor choices.
*[http://www.xvideos.com/video907250/21_yr_sister_fucked_brother_1 fucking his sister]
|Dorian Thorn, shocked that he now regrets removing his dick.}}<br>
*sucking off a dog and a horse
*[http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/GS89UKhKxS0mD7Q running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings]
*getting fired for [http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/GS89UKhKxS0mD7Q running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings]
*[http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/kz77Vy5q5YC8A07 jerking off on his mom's picture], until he [http://motherless.com/D7DFD1D made himself impotent].
Then, after [http://motherless.com/D7E4800 eating his own shit] and [http://motherless.com/D7E07FF drinking piss], he [http://motherless.com/D7E2905 removed his own dick] because it was full of aids and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it.


When ED became [[OhInternet]], he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and [[Delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]], forgetting that some people know how to [http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/S3rMnUs22s0lnhj save image files to their hard drives], and his is a type of dickless [[faggotry]] that the internet does not forgive.
[[Image:Dorian thorn face.jpg|thumb|lol haunted much?]]
[[Image:Dorian thorn eunuch closeup.jpg|thumb|Closeup of the ruined mess that used to be his dick]]
[[Image:Dorian-thorn-shit-face.jpg|thumb|Closeup of the ruined mess that used to be his face]]


==Galleries==
[[Last Thursday]], '''Dorian Thorn''' (AKA '''Matt Thompson''' AKA Shame Junkie) started as a [[troll]] for the [[lulz]] until everyone realized what a [[sick fuck]] he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.
{{cg|Thorn|THORN|center|<gallery>
 
He started a blog that featured him [https://motherless.com/00C2093 sucking countless dicks] and [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1o5TQvMxKwTGi7SAHetZMR2ki1OlDZikf being a huge faggot]. He documented himself:
 
* [http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 fucking his sister] (allegedly born June 17 1979 "June 18, 2000, about 2:30am: My sister came home from her 21st birthday drunk beyond belief");
* sucking off [[Bestiality|a dog]], [[Bestiality|a horse]], and [[Bestiality|fucking a goat]] ([https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1o5TQvMxKwTGi7SAHetZMR2ki1OlDZikf all on video!]);
* [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1jekIQvff-UhpT26MLpWATJZGGakm4m8z running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings];
* getting fired for [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1jekIQvff-UhpT26MLpWATJZGGakm4m8z running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings];
* [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/17YF9kR-3xF-gpQ7J8gvB4-qXVwVDW8jg jerking off on his mom's picture], until he [http://motherless.com/ED1F5AF made himself impotent]
 
Then, after [https://motherless.com/7D1443D eating his own shit] and [https://motherless.com/DF199DD drinking piss] ([https://motherless.com/57C96E8 more than once]), he [[Liar|pretended to remove his own dick]] because it was full of [[AIDs]] and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it anyway.
 
When ED became [[OhInternet]], he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and [[Delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]], forgetting that some people know how to [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1o5TQvMxKwTGi7SAHetZMR2ki1OlDZikf save image files to their hard drives], and his is a type of dickless [[faggotry]] that the [[Getoffmyspace|internet does not forgive.]]
 
The moment he [[Idiot|finished celebrating no more of his porn online]], he immediately began to post [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1o5TQvMxKwTGi7SAHetZMR2ki1OlDZikf more porn online] and now spends his days [[Faggot|sucking dick]], [[Crap|eating his own shit]], and [[Goatse|stretching out his asshole]] for internet strangers because [[Prostitute|his life is now ruined.]]
 
== Gallery ==
 
{{quote|Severing the penis without removing the testicles causes intense sexual frustration, since sexual urges and drive originate from the testicles but with no penis there is no way to satisfy them.
|Imagine this fucker's life.}}<br>
 
{{cg|Thorn|T|center|<gallery perrow="4">
File:Dorian-thorn-sucking-cocks.jpg|Sucking hundreds of cocks.
File:Dorian-thorn-sucking-cocks.jpg|Sucking hundreds of cocks.
File:Dorian-thorn-faggot.jpg|Faggotry
File:Dorian-thorn-faggot.jpg|How transgressive Dorian. How clever!
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (3).jpg|HE HAS NO DICK ANYMORE
File:Dorian thorn ruins his dick.jpg|[http://motherless.com/ED1F5AF Castrating himself.]
File:Dorian-thorn-shits.jpg|[https://motherless.com/m/MPshitpig Shitting himself.]
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Dorian-thorn-cell-asking-for-it.jpg|Sharing his cell # as well as his asshole.
File:Dorian thorn asshole boner.JPG|Dorian loved showing off his asshole even when he still had a dick.
File:Dorian thorn asshole boner.JPG|Dorian loved showing off his asshole even when he still had a dick.
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Dorian thorn family.jpg|Thorn family portrait.  Dorian has <s>probably</s> definitely fucked everyone in this picture.
File:Dorian-thorn-troll.jpg|More people recognize him by his asshole than his face anyway.
File:Dorian-thorn-troll.jpg|More people recognize him by his asshole than his face anyway.
Image:Dorian-thorn-banana-bitch.jpg|HE FUCKING LOVES BANANAS
File:Dorian-thorn-banana-bitch.jpg|HE FUCKING LOVES BANANAS
File:Dorian-thorn-sister.jpg|[http://www.slutload.com/watch/Brv0q32aCIj/Sister-fucks-brother.html Loves his sister.]
File:Dorian-thorn-sister.jpg|[http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 Loves his sister.]
File:Dorian-thorn-mothers-day.jpg|And his mother.
File:Dorian-thorn-mothers-day.jpg|And his mother
File:Claudia thorn fucking again.jpg|His wife fucks other guys now.
File:Thorn public domain.jpg|More people have seen his dick than his face.
Image:Dorian-thorn-epic-fail.jpg|Story of his life.
File:Dorian-thorn-epic-fail.jpg|Story of his life.
File:Dorian and claudia thorn.JPG|Who is Claudia?
File:Dorian and claudia thorn.JPG|Who is [[User:BekahQ|Claudia?]]
File:Dlthorn13-faggot2.jpg
File:Dlthorn13-faggot2.jpg|Pretentious cunt.
File:Dorian-thorn-clueless.JPG|Unaware there's a new ED.
File:Dorian-thorn-clueless.JPG|Unaware there's a new ED.
File:Dorian-thorn-butthole.jpg|Totally not on the Internet anymore.
File:Dorian-thorn-butthole.jpg|Totally not on the Internet anymore.
File:Dorian-thorn-daycare.JPG|Kid-friendly.
File:Dorian-thorn-daycare.JPG|Kid-friendly.
File:Dorian-thorn-dickless.jpg|Now with less dick!
File:Dorian-thorn-practice.jpg|Oh, don't do that Dorian, you'll ruin your life.
File:Dorian-thorn-dick-removal.jpg|Just because your dick isn't on you doesn't mean it isn't on the Internet.
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (3).jpg|Dude gave himself a chode.
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (0).jpg|Whining about his lack of dick on [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com his deviantART]
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (0).jpg|Whining about his lack of dick on [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com his deviantART]
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (1).jpg|More from [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com/ deviantART]
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (1).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (2).jpg|More from [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com/ deviantART]
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (2).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (4).jpg|More from [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com/ deviantART]
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (4).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (5).jpg|More from [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com/ deviantART]
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (5).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (6).jpg|More from [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com/ deviantART]
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (6).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}
File:Dorian thorn sucks cock 1.jpg|Sucking dick.
File:Dorian thorn sucks cock 1.jpg|Sucking dick.
File:Dorian thorn cum face.jpg|Loving cum.
File:Dorian thorn cum face.jpg|Loving cum.
File:Dorian thorn buttsecks.jpg|Getting assfucked.
File:Dorian thorn buttsecks.jpg|Getting assfucked.
File:Thorn-cums-to-dead-baby.jpg|Proving he would fap to anything.
File:Thorn-cums-to-dead-baby.jpg|Boring idiot.
</gallery>}}
File:Thorn dressed.jpg|A cunt with nothing to say, pretends to be being ironic about being uninteresting.
File:Dorian thorn shenanigans.jpg
File:Dorian-thorn-dickless.jpg|Cover up! you shameless cretin.
File:Dorian-thorn-dick-removal.jpg|Mmmmmm Does anyone know what he did with that thing once he'd cut it off?
File:DorianThorn-flick3.jpg
File:Dorian thorn boner fail.jpg
</gallery>}}<br>
 
== See Also ==
 
* [[Shame Fetishism]]
* [[Attention Whore]]
* [[David Thorne]]
* [[Faggot]]
* [[USI]]
 
== External links ==
 
* [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1o5TQvMxKwTGi7SAHetZMR2ki1OlDZikf Much larger photo gallery of Dorian's faggotry]
* [http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/post/6177951861/triggers-self-harm-maybe-this-blog-has-been Dorian explaining why he removed his dick]
* <s>{{dauser|dorianthorn|His deviantArt page}}.  Comment about how his daughter was a result of fucking his sister if you can.</s>''' Baleeted!'''
* <s>{{Twitter|dorianthorn|His Twitter!  No dick so of course he's a libtard}}</s>
* <s>{{myspace|dorianthorn|His MySpace page}}</s>
*<s> {{facebook|themourningstar|His facebook profile,}} drop him a message about how he lost his dick to impotence!</s>
* <s>{{yt|dorianthorn|His JewTube Channel}} '''Give all his vids a dislike rating!!'''</s>
* [http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/post/6721459012/this-is-a-somewhat-unorthodox-submission-but-i Dorian's alleged girlfriend claims he still has his dick (no evidence) ]
 
=== Dorian's Porn Videos ===


==See Also==
*[https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1o5TQvMxKwTGi7SAHetZMR2ki1OlDZikf Current self-doxxing porn profile]
*[[Attention Whore]]
*[https://motherless.com/m/MPshitpig Motherless account, 100s of shit-eating videos!]
*[[David Thorne]]
*[https://x.com/xmeatxpuppetx Current Twitter/X]
*[[Faggot]]
*[http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 Fucking his sister]
*[[USI]]
*[https://fetlife.com/users/11764321 Fetlife account]
*[https://motherless.com/A350D23 Sucking nigger cock]


==External links==
*[http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/S3rMnUs22s0lnhj Much larger photo gallery of Dorian's faggotry]
*[http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/post/6177951861/triggers-self-harm-maybe-this-blog-has-been Dorian explaining why he removed his dick]
*{{dauser|dorianthorn|His deviantArt page}}.  Comment about how his daughter was a result of fucking his sister if you can.
*{{myspace|dorianthorn|His MySpace page}}
*{{facebook|themourningstar|His facebook profile,}} drop him a message about how he lost his dick to impotence!
*{{yt|dorianthorn|His JewTube Channel}} '''Give all his vids a dislike rating!!'''


==Dorian's Porn Videos==
{{faggotry}}
*[http://just.eroprofile.com/play/2qz5h6bcIs9rrOF Jerking off]
{{gayporn}}
*[http://www.xvideos.com/video907250/21_yr_sister_fucked_brother_1 Fucking his sister]
{{whores}}
*[http://motherless.com/89A85CC Fucking his sister AGAIN]
*[http://motherless.com/D7E4800 Eating His Own Shit]
*[http://motherless.com/D7E2905 Peeing out his eunuch stub]
*[http://motherless.com/D7DFD1D The video where he accidentally made himself impotent]
*[http://motherless.com/D7DF044 Almost becoming an hero]
*[http://motherless.com/D7E36EB Pissing into his own mouth]
*[http://motherless.com/D7E242C Cross-dressing, shitting, AND jerking off]
*[http://motherless.com/D0D7EC5 Assorted Best-Of compilation]


{{faggotry}}{{gayporn}}{{whores}}[[Category:2008]][[Category:People|Thorn, Dorian]]
[[Category:2008]]
[[Category:People|Thorn, Dorian]]

Latest revision as of 16:33, 30 August 2024

Both pictures are idiotic in their own way...
   
 
I no longer have a penis. This was not a medically necessary procedure at all. It was done with the encouragement of some people I met online, in August of 2010, seeking attention, seeking admiration, but once it was done, these people faded away quickly, and today I have to live with the results of my admittedly poor choices.


 


 
 

—Dorian Thorn, shocked that he now regrets removing his dick.


lol haunted much?
Closeup of the ruined mess that used to be his dick
Closeup of the ruined mess that used to be his face

Last Thursday, Dorian Thorn (AKA Matt Thompson AKA Shame Junkie) started as a troll for the lulz until everyone realized what a sick fuck he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.

He started a blog that featured him sucking countless dicks and being a huge faggot. He documented himself:

Then, after eating his own shit and drinking piss (more than once), he pretended to remove his own dick because it was full of AIDs and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it anyway.

When ED became OhInternet, he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and deleted fucking everything, forgetting that some people know how to save image files to their hard drives, and his is a type of dickless faggotry that the internet does not forgive.

The moment he finished celebrating no more of his porn online, he immediately began to post more porn online and now spends his days sucking dick, eating his own shit, and stretching out his asshole for internet strangers because his life is now ruined.

Gallery

   
 
Severing the penis without removing the testicles causes intense sexual frustration, since sexual urges and drive originate from the testicles but with no penis there is no way to satisfy them.


 


 
 

—Imagine this fucker's life.


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