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{{distinguish|EDiot}}
[[Image:1pbushidiot.jpg|thumb|150px|A common idiot]]
[[Image:1pbushidiot.jpg|thumb|150px|A common idiot]]


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[[image:Deviants3.gif‎|thumb|Autism!!]]
[[image:Deviants3.gif‎|thumb|Autism!!]]
[[Image:EDpetition.JPG|thumb|Idiots protest against ED.]]
[[Image:EDpetition.JPG|thumb|Idiots protest against ED.]]
*[http://www.weezer.com/community/Topic.asp?assetid=1288770&artistname=Weezer%26amp%3Bartistid%3D479%26amp%3Btitle%3DMarijuana%2Band%2BConcerts Weezer -- Marijuana and Concerts]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20070311040251/http://www.weezer.com/community Weezer -- Marijuana and Concerts]
<blockquote>"Beware!!! if someone [[Stoned|smokes that stuff]] within 50ft. of you it will show up on a [[drug]] test that you are a [[Complete|total fucking]] [[Wade_Steffey|idiot]]...and it will make baby [[jesus]] [[Crybaby|cry]]..."</blockquote>
<blockquote>"Beware!!! if someone [[Stoned|smokes that stuff]] within 50ft. of you it will show up on a [[drug]] test that you are a [[Complete|total fucking]] idiot...and it will make baby [[Jesus]] [[Crybaby|cry]]..."</blockquote>
*[http://tcpunk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5770&sid=a44bcaa219d2fd255f5e9560bf01e4d5 TCPunk Forum]
*[http://tcpunk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5770&sid=a44bcaa219d2fd255f5e9560bf01e4d5 TCPunk Forum]
<blockquote>"You are a total fucking idiot and [[emo]] is about the biggest joke ever. All of you are going to need support groups later in life."</blockquote>
<blockquote>"You are a total fucking idiot and [[emo]] is about the biggest joke ever. All of you are going to need support groups later in life."</blockquote>
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*[http://www.hackingnetflix.com/2005/12/new_releases_fo_1.html Hacking Newflix Forum]
*[http://www.hackingnetflix.com/2005/12/new_releases_fo_1.html Hacking Newflix Forum]
<blockquote>"You are a complete idiot, and beyond any hope, any reason and chance of ever being useful to anyone or anything at all. You really should just kill yourself."</blockquote>
<blockquote>"You are a complete idiot, and beyond any hope, any reason and chance of ever being useful to anyone or anything at all. You really should just kill yourself."</blockquote>
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARY9NTbyWPg&feature=channel These guys.]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yep19q9g39U&feature=channel These guys.]
<blockquote>"this is just straight nasty hot fireEEEE!!!"</blockquote>
<blockquote>"this is just straight nasty hot fireEEEE!!!"</blockquote>
*[http://www.newgrounds.com Random idiot in a random Chatroom.]
*[http://www.newgrounds.com Random idiot in a random Chatroom.]
<blockquote>"YES!!! I JUST BEATED THE GANE!"</blockquote>
<blockquote>"YES!!! I JUST BEATED THE GANE!"</blockquote>
'''EDIT:''' Video comments disabled. [http://www.youtube.com/user/wale43703 GO STRAIGHT TO THE USERPAGE!]
'''EDIT:''' Video comments disabled. [http://www.youtube.com/user/wale43703 GO STRAIGHT TO THE USERPAGE!]
[[Image:New IQ chart.jpg|thumb|A handy chart for comparison.  You fall somewhere on the left.]]
[[Image:New IQ chart.jpg|thumb|A handy chart for comparison.  You fall somewhere on the left.]]


== How to be an idiot ==
== How to be an Idiot ==
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<span id="vidtwoCollapseText" style="display: none;">[Click to forget]</span>
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<span id="vidtwoExpandText" style="display: none;">[Click 2 lern 2 idiot]</span>
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<th>2004 UNITED STATES PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION BALLOT</th>
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<center><big><big><big>'''2004 UNITED STATES PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION BALLOT'''</big></big></big></center><br>
<tr>
::::<big><big>☑ [[W|GEORGE W. BUSH]] [[Republican|(R)]]</big></big><br>
<td>
::::<big><big>☐ [[John Kerry|JOHN KERRY]] [[Democrat|(D)]]</big></big><br>
☑ [[W|GEORGE W. BUSH]] [[Republican|(R)]]<br>
::::<big><big>☐ [[Ralph Nader|RALPH NADER]] (I)</big></big><br>
☐ [[John Kerry|JOHN KERRY]] [[Democrat|(D)]]<br>
::::<big><big>☐ [[Shit nobody cares about|WRITE-IN]] [[Nazi|(OTHER)]]: [[Oh exploitable|______________]]</big></big><br>
☐ [[Ralph Nader|RALPH NADER]] (I)<br>
OR
☐ [[Shit nobody cares about|WRITE-IN]] [[Nazi|(OTHER)]]: ________________
<center><big><big><big>'''2004 UNITED STATES PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION BALLOT'''</big></big></big></center><br>
</td>
::::<big><big>☐ [[W|GEORGE W. BUSH]] [[Republican|(R)]]</big></big><br>
</tr>
::::<big><big>☑ [[John Kerry|JOHN KERRY]] [[Democrat|(D)]]</big></big><br>
<tr>
::::<big><big>☐ [[Ralph Nader|RALPH NADER]] (I)</big></big><br>
<td>Or...</td>
::::<big><big>☐ [[Shit nobody cares about|WRITE-IN]] [[Nazi|(OTHER)]]: [[Oh exploitable|______________]]</big></big><br>
</tr>
OR
<tr>
<center><big><big><big>'''2004 UNITED STATES PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION BALLOT'''</big></big></big></center><br>
<td>
::::<big><big>☐ [[W|GEORGE W. BUSH]] [[Republican|(R)]]</big></big><br>
☐ [[W|GEORGE W. BUSH]] [[Republican|(R)]]<br>
::::<big><big>☐ [[John Kerry|JOHN KERRY]] [[Democrat|(D)]]</big></big><br>
☑ [[John Kerry|JOHN KERRY]] [[Democrat|(D)]]<br>
::::<big><big>☑ [[Ralph Nader|RALPH NADER]] (I)</big></big><br>
☐ [[Ralph Nader|RALPH NADER]] (I)<br>
::::<big><big>☐ [[Shit nobody cares about|WRITE-IN]] [[Nazi|(OTHER)]]: [[Oh exploitable|______________]]</big></big><br>
☐ [[Shit nobody cares about|WRITE-IN]] [[Nazi|(OTHER)]]: ________________
</div>
</td>
==Vids==
</tr>
<youtube>16GBvBKvSUg</youtube><br>
<tr>
 
<td>Or...</td>
 
</tr>
 
<tr>
==Notable instances of idiocy==
<td>
 
☐ [[W|GEORGE W. BUSH]] [[Republican|(R)]]<br>
'''Jacob Cox-Brown'''
☐ [[John Kerry|JOHN KERRY]] [[Democrat|(D)]]<br>
 
☑ [[Ralph Nader|RALPH NADER]] (I)<br>
Jacob Cox-Brown is one notable idiot who bragged online how he drove drunk and hit another persons car to which the police quickly pwned his ass using the social media website facebook.
☐ [[Shit nobody cares about|WRITE-IN]] [[Nazi|(OTHER)]]: ________________
 
</td>
"Drivin drunk... classsic ;) but to whoever's vehicle i hit i am sorry. :P,"
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</table>
[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/04/jacob-cox-brown-facebook-post-drunk-driving_n_2410163.html?ncid=webmail1]
</blockquote>


'''Rodney Knight Jr.'''
==Videos==
 
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|<youtube>PxAxbZeGtUA</youtube>
Rodney Knight jr was a dumb nigger who thought it would be a good idea one day to enter a journalists house and rob it. The robber stole  about $400 in cash, along with a coat and two laptop computers and any other shiny object that would compel the stupid nigger to steal.
|<youtube>2ACogsrWgCo</youtube>
One of the laptops he stole happened to be the Journalists son's and was in fact still logged into facebook. The dumb nigger thought it would be a good idea to take advantage of this and promptly upload a picture of himself holding the $400 he had stolen.
|<youtube>hrRPDQ09hqQ</youtube>
The police saw this and quickly pwned his ass back to the ghetto where he belongs.
|<youtube>16GBvBKvSUg</youtube>
 
|<youtube>3DwQKvei1Jg</youtube>}}
[http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/crime-scene/post/dc-burglar-who-posted-picture-on-facebook-sentenced/2011/05/04/AFoY4soF_blog.html]
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==See Also==
==See Also==
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*[[Stupid]], yeah, we organize our articles [[here]].
*[[Stupid]], yeah, we organize our articles [[here]].
*[[You, sir, are and idiot :)]]
*[[You, sir, are and idiot :)]]
 
*[[EDiot]]
*[[Dramatician]]


[[Category: Epithets]]
[[Category: Epithets]]

Latest revision as of 16:52, 25 June 2017

Not to be confused with EDiot.

A common idiot

An idiot is a foolish or stupid person. Idiots are what make the world go 'round and are the lifeblood of the internets. Once upon a time, idiots on the Internets were mostly confined to AOL, but now they constitute a preponderance of email users, crapp reviewers, bloggers, and journalists. IRL, idiots breed continuously, quickly infesting any area in which they are introduced. How do you know if you're an idiot? To find out click here.

Idiocy on the Internet

Idiots often drive SUVs
Autism!!
Idiots protest against ED.

"Beware!!! if someone smokes that stuff within 50ft. of you it will show up on a drug test that you are a total fucking idiot...and it will make baby Jesus cry..."

"You are a total fucking idiot and emo is about the biggest joke ever. All of you are going to need support groups later in life."

"Somehow the SUV rage has flung over to the EU. Most of the SUV owners are idiots anywayz quoting one owner: 'I don't care if it kills somebody else as long as I'm safe.'"

"You are a complete idiot, and beyond any hope, any reason and chance of ever being useful to anyone or anything at all. You really should just kill yourself."

"this is just straight nasty hot fireEEEE!!!"

"YES!!! I JUST BEATED THE GANE!"

EDIT: Video comments disabled. GO STRAIGHT TO THE USERPAGE!

A handy chart for comparison. You fall somewhere on the left.

How to be an Idiot

2004 UNITED STATES PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION BALLOT

☑ GEORGE W. BUSH (R)
☐ JOHN KERRY (D)
☐ RALPH NADER (I)
☐ WRITE-IN (OTHER): ________________

Or...

☐ GEORGE W. BUSH (R)
☑ JOHN KERRY (D)
☐ RALPH NADER (I)
☐ WRITE-IN (OTHER): ________________

Or...

☐ GEORGE W. BUSH (R)
☐ JOHN KERRY (D)
☑ RALPH NADER (I)
☐ WRITE-IN (OTHER): ________________

Videos

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See Also

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