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[[Image:Feminist.jpg|thumb|Note that bitches are generally fuck ugly and have vagina-looking throats...]]
[[Image:Feminist.jpg|thumb|Note that bitches are generally fuck ugly and have vagina-looking throats...]]
[[Image:Rape poster2.jpg|thumb|but at least they make great rape material]]
[[Image:Rape poster2.jpg|thumb|but at least they make great rape material]]
[[Image:Bitch poster.jpg|thumb|The only cure to bitchism is also quite fun]]
'''Bitch''' is a term that refers to any [[feminist|woman who steps out of line]]. Modern women are conflicted about whether '''bitch''' is an insult or not. [[Feminist]] say it stands for "Babe In Total Control of Herself" but that's just because they are called bitches twelve times a day (at a minimum) and they had to come up with some kind of positive acronym for the word. Bitch is also used by inmates when referring to new male brides (see: [[Jailhouse Gay]]). Men in [[mainstream]] society have borrowed the term, and may call any other male they have successfully [[Buttsechs|dominated]] "their bitch". The favourite online platform of a bitch is [[BitchUte]].
[[Image:badbitchecard.png|thumb|right|You're not a bad bitch...]]
[[Image:How_can_she_slap.gif|thumb|300px]]
[[Image:Bitch_Pwned.gif|thumb|300px]]
[[Image:Leavemymanalone1.jpg|thumb|If that doesn't work, you can always do this to their house]]
'''Bitch''' is a term that refers to any [[feminist|woman who steps out of line]]. Modern women are conflicted about whether '''bitch''' is an insult or not. [[Feminist]] say it stands for "Babe In Total Control of Herself" but that's just because they are called bitches twelve times a day (at a minimum) and they had to come up with some kind of positive acronym for the word. Bitch is also used by inmates when referring to new male brides (see: [[Jailhouse Gay]]). Men in [[mainstream]] society have borrowed the term, and may call any other male they have successfully [[Buttsechs|dominated]] "their bitch".


===Using Bitch In Conversation===
===Using Bitch In Conversation===
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====Jolly Sports Chat====
====Jolly Sports Chat====
*[http://www.deadspin.com/sports/college-football/look-whos-running-purdue-now-150183.php Look Who's Running Purdue]
*'''{{Archive|UhfYA|Look Who's Running Purdue}}'''
**"This message isn't for Purdue, nope, it's for Gottlieb YOU ARE A BITCH, a cheating, lying, bitch. I know things on you and I am totally coming for you. You may not see this, but someone there will, I am calling you out! Not to locker number 3, but to reply anywhere and defend the reasons for you being allowed on [[TV]] (even if it is cold [[pizza]] half the time) or [[Radio]] (at night). You [[suck]] and I think you have major problems, more than ESPN knows. You are a bitch a bitch a bitch. Come get some if you could ever defend this."
**"This message isn't for Purdue, nope, it's for Gottlieb YOU ARE A BITCH, a cheating, lying, bitch. I know things on you and I am totally coming for you. You may not see this, but someone there will, I am calling you out! Not to locker number 3, but to reply anywhere and defend the reasons for you being allowed on [[TV]] (even if it is cold [[pizza]] half the time) or [[Radio]] (at night). You [[suck]] and I think you have major problems, more than ESPN knows. You are a bitch a bitch a bitch. Come get some if you could ever defend this."


====Defining Boundaries====
====Defining Boundaries====
*[http://www.anvari.org/fun/Cute_Kids/BW_1.html Funplex Cute Kids]
*'''{{archive|IvfMB|Funplex Cute Kids}}'''
**"[[OMG]] you are so mean you are a bitch you [[fugly]] [[slut]]"
**"[[OMG]] you are so mean you are a bitch you [[fugly]] [[slut]]"
*[http://www.ringsurf.com/forum/answers-HEY_IF_YOUR_13_COME_TALK_TO_ME_IM_13_TOO____/ Hey if your 13 come talk to me]
*[http://www.ringsurf.com/forum/answers-HEY_IF_YOUR_13_COME_TALK_TO_ME_IM_13_TOO____/ Hey if your 13 come talk to me] '''[DEAD LINK]'''
** "im with chad and you are a bitch bitch you mother fuckin bitch who is such a fuckin bitch you horney mother fuckin bitch you get off here ok you biest bitch bimbo stupid ass bitch get off ok oh yeh and [[your mom|your mama]]."
** "im with chad and you are a bitch bitch you mother fuckin bitch who is such a fuckin bitch you horney mother fuckin bitch you get off here ok you biest bitch bimbo stupid ass bitch get off ok oh yeh and [[your mom|your mama]]."
*[http://www.heartless-bitches.com/mail/psychward.shtml Heartless Bitches' Malebag]
*'''{{archive|65Vbg|Heartless Bitches' Malebag}}'''
** "YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH....WHAT THE FUCK...YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK AND CALM THE FUCK DOWN...YOU NEED TO REALIZE THAT US MALES WERE THE ONES WHO WERE FIRST CREATED, THEN THE WOMEN. BUT YOUR NOT A WOMAN, YOU ARE A STUPID FUCKIN LESBIAN.....AND U SUCK ALL YOUR OTHER LESBO MEMBERS' SNATCH...YOU ARE A BITCH!"
** "YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH....WHAT THE FUCK...YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK AND CALM THE FUCK DOWN...YOU NEED TO REALIZE THAT US MALES WERE THE ONES WHO WERE FIRST CREATED, THEN THE WOMEN. BUT YOUR NOT A WOMAN, YOU ARE A STUPID FUCKIN LESBIAN.....AND U SUCK ALL YOUR OTHER LESBO MEMBERS' SNATCH...YOU ARE A BITCH!"


====Disagreeing With Artistic Criticism====
====Disagreeing With Artistic Criticism====
*[http://xxlmag.com/online/?feed=rss2&p=951 Hip-Hop On A Higher Level]
*'''{{wayback|http://www.xxlmag.com/news/bloggers/2006/04/fishscale-a-tax-write-off/feed/|20141206053603|title=Hip-Hop On A Higher Level}}'''
**"yo Big Weezy check it take your corny [[ass]] lyrics and go home you little bitch. lay off my mutha fuckin black person Big O and why cant you throw up your hands like a man instead of hiding behind a gun maybe you know my nigga Big O will beat your gumbo eatin bitch ass to a state of unconsciousness youll be seein triple Sprites in your eyesight. You are a bitch come to [[New York City|NYC]] with that [[bullshit]] we will throw your bitch ass of the Brooklyn Bridge you [[faggot]].
**"yo Big Weezy check it take your corny [[ass]] lyrics and go home you little bitch. lay off my mutha fuckin black person Big O and why cant you throw up your hands like a man instead of hiding behind a gun maybe you know my nigga Big O will beat your gumbo eatin bitch ass to a state of unconsciousness youll be seein triple Sprites in your eyesight. You are a bitch come to [[New York City|NYC]] with that [[bullshit]] we will throw your bitch ass of the Brooklyn Bridge you [[faggot]].
*[http://www.dreamagic.com/vivianrose/flames.html Teen Movie Critics]
*'''{{archive|iRVnf|Teen Movie Critics}}'''
**"Dear Bitch, You suck the biggest, hairiest donkey shlong that ever existed. Maybe you should watch the [[fuck]]ing [[movies]] before you review them. And HOW could you say that the Star Wars [[alien]]s are [[stupid]]?! All the [[Star Trek]] aliens are human with a couple of lumps or dots. Add a lump-got a new alien! Add a notch-fresh alien out of the pot! [[Your]] a [[stupid]], uncle fucking, [[ugly]], [[fat]], [[crack]] [[whore]]!!! YOUR REVIEWS HAVE NO GRACE OR INSIGHT AND YOUR PIONTS LIKE "Why don't they punch each other out??...duh...I'm a fucking [[moron]]...duh..." MAKE NO SENSE WHATSOEVER!!!! MAYBE YOU SHOULD MAKE A PORN SITE ON ULGY FAT WHORES THAT SUCK SWEATY NUT-SACKS. - Love, Robert"
**"Dear Bitch, You suck the biggest, hairiest donkey shlong that ever existed. Maybe you should watch the [[fuck]]ing [[movies]] before you review them. And HOW could you say that the Star Wars [[alien]]s are [[stupid]]?! All the [[Star Trek]] aliens are human with a couple of lumps or dots. Add a lump-got a new alien! Add a notch-fresh alien out of the pot! [[Your]] a [[stupid]], uncle fucking, [[ugly]], [[fat]], [[crack]] [[whore]]!!! YOUR REVIEWS HAVE NO GRACE OR INSIGHT AND YOUR PIONTS LIKE "Why don't they punch each other out??...duh...I'm a fucking [[moron]]...duh..." MAKE NO SENSE WHATSOEVER!!!! MAYBE YOU SHOULD MAKE A PORN SITE ON ULGY FAT WHORES THAT SUCK SWEATY NUT-SACKS. - Love, Robert"


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Despite this groundbreaking work, there's been little interest in further research.
Despite this groundbreaking work, there's been little interest in further research.
==Gallery==
<center><gallery perrow="5">
Image:Bitch poster.jpg|The only cure to bitchism is also quite fun...
Image:Leavemymanalone1.jpg|If that doesn't work, you can always do this to their house
File:Does he look like a bitch.jpg
File:Your mom was a bitch.gif
File:She was a bitch anyway.jpg
Image:badbitchecard.png|You're not a bad bitch.
File:Down, bitch.gif
File:Shit bitch you is fine.jpg
File:Fuckinloveyoubitch.jpg
File:Big booty bitches.jpeg
</gallery></center>


==See Also==
==See Also==
* [[Avoiding Unwanted Attention]]
* [[Bitches don't know]]
* [[Bitches don't know]]
* [[Bitches and whores]]
* [[Bitches and whores]]
* [[Bitch Had It Coming]]
* [[Bitch please]]
* [[Bitch please]]
[[Category: Epithets]]
* [[Make me a sandwich]]
* [[Heather Lind]]
* [[Nutshot]] Their favorite fighting style
* [[Permit Patty]]
* [[Sarah Jeong]]
 
==External links==
*{{ytlink|1Sfs9h3bIDg|Who Bitch This Is}}
 
 
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[[Category:Epithets]]

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Note that bitches are generally fuck ugly and have vagina-looking throats...
but at least they make great rape material

Bitch is a term that refers to any woman who steps out of line. Modern women are conflicted about whether bitch is an insult or not. Feminist say it stands for "Babe In Total Control of Herself" but that's just because they are called bitches twelve times a day (at a minimum) and they had to come up with some kind of positive acronym for the word. Bitch is also used by inmates when referring to new male brides (see: Jailhouse Gay). Men in mainstream society have borrowed the term, and may call any other male they have successfully dominated "their bitch". The favourite online platform of a bitch is BitchUte.

Using Bitch In Conversation

The word "bitch" can be used in pretty much any conversation.

Jolly Sports Chat

  • Look Who's Running Purdue
    • "This message isn't for Purdue, nope, it's for Gottlieb YOU ARE A BITCH, a cheating, lying, bitch. I know things on you and I am totally coming for you. You may not see this, but someone there will, I am calling you out! Not to locker number 3, but to reply anywhere and defend the reasons for you being allowed on TV (even if it is cold pizza half the time) or Radio (at night). You suck and I think you have major problems, more than ESPN knows. You are a bitch a bitch a bitch. Come get some if you could ever defend this."

Defining Boundaries

  • Funplex Cute Kids
  • Hey if your 13 come talk to me [DEAD LINK]
    • "im with chad and you are a bitch bitch you mother fuckin bitch who is such a fuckin bitch you horney mother fuckin bitch you get off here ok you biest bitch bimbo stupid ass bitch get off ok oh yeh and your mama."
  • Heartless Bitches' Malebag
    • "YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH....WHAT THE FUCK...YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK AND CALM THE FUCK DOWN...YOU NEED TO REALIZE THAT US MALES WERE THE ONES WHO WERE FIRST CREATED, THEN THE WOMEN. BUT YOUR NOT A WOMAN, YOU ARE A STUPID FUCKIN LESBIAN.....AND U SUCK ALL YOUR OTHER LESBO MEMBERS' SNATCH...YOU ARE A BITCH!"

Disagreeing With Artistic Criticism

  • ' Hip-Hop On A Higher Level'
    • "yo Big Weezy check it take your corny ass lyrics and go home you little bitch. lay off my mutha fuckin black person Big O and why cant you throw up your hands like a man instead of hiding behind a gun maybe you know my nigga Big O will beat your gumbo eatin bitch ass to a state of unconsciousness youll be seein triple Sprites in your eyesight. You are a bitch come to NYC with that bullshit we will throw your bitch ass of the Brooklyn Bridge you faggot.
  • Teen Movie Critics
    • "Dear Bitch, You suck the biggest, hairiest donkey shlong that ever existed. Maybe you should watch the fucking movies before you review them. And HOW could you say that the Star Wars aliens are stupid?! All the Star Trek aliens are human with a couple of lumps or dots. Add a lump-got a new alien! Add a notch-fresh alien out of the pot! Your a stupid, uncle fucking, ugly, fat, crack whore!!! YOUR REVIEWS HAVE NO GRACE OR INSIGHT AND YOUR PIONTS LIKE "Why don't they punch each other out??...duh...I'm a fucking moron...duh..." MAKE NO SENSE WHATSOEVER!!!! MAYBE YOU SHOULD MAKE A PORN SITE ON ULGY FAT WHORES THAT SUCK SWEATY NUT-SACKS. - Love, Robert"

The Bitch Language

For thousands of years, Bitch was believed by scholars to be unintelligible, indeed, unintelligent. But this popular wisdom was shattered in the 1960s when an obscure band known as "The Beatles" successfully translated several of the most common Dog phrases into Bitch, ushering in a new age known as the Sexual Revolution.

Bitch Dawg
"...yadda yadda yadda Cause I've been in love before And I found that love was more Than just holding hands If I give my heart to you I must be sure from the very start That you would love me more than her yadda yadda yadda..." "Bitch, if you ain't gonna put out why the fuck are you wastin' my time?"
"A love like ours Could never die As long as I Have you near me" "Bitch, if you ain't gonna do it I'll find some bitch who will."

Despite this groundbreaking work, there's been little interest in further research.

Gallery

  • The only cure to bitchism is also quite fun...
    The only cure to bitchism is also quite fun...
  • If that doesn't work, you can always do this to their house
    If that doesn't work, you can always do this to their house
  • You're not a bad bitch.
    You're not a bad bitch.

See Also

External links


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