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'''Roger Waters''' ([[Powerword]]: '''George Roger Waters''') is the second, and best, leader of [[Pink Floyd]] who took his place as the front man for the group after Syd Barrett suicidaly poured a half-liter of liquid LSD into his bathwater and decided it'd be fun to see what it would be like to deep fry his brain, or at least that's what the [[Urban legend]]s say. | |||
He is best known by [[Hipster|Trendy Fuckers]] like [[you]] for songs like <b>Another Brick In The Wall Part 2</b>, or more popularly known by you as- <b>We Don't Need No Education</b> because you can't be bothered with learning the songs real name and you only download what's currently popular and your [[Hipster]] ass knows nothing about the albums and could care less that <b>Another Brick In The Wall</b> has 3 parts. We'll take a wild guess and bet that <b>Comfortably Numb</b>, <b>Money</b> and <b>Brain Damage/Eclipse</b> are on your playlist and really the only Floyd songs that you know. | |||
[[ | Then there's the songs you've never heard because they're not as popular and your trendy group doesn't talk about them. Unlike the previously mentioned songs - these don't make it to the trending lists or have been recently used in a movie or [[Television|TV]] show and for all your fussing and [[Bitch]]ing about the mega-corporate-overlords using Delta Waves and hypnotic suggestion to control your brains you'll let corporate [[America]] pick your music for you [[Shit]]shoveler. This means you've never heard <b>Shine On You Crazy Diamond</b>, <b>Welcome To The Machine</b> and <b>Pigs:Three Different Kinds</b> despite calling yourself a "hardcore" Floyd Fan. Even more, the more obscure and early works are completely lost on you. If we were to start talking about Floyd's more obscure works such as <b>One Of These Days</b> or <b>Set The Controls For The Heart Of The Sun</b> we might as well be trying to explain the singularity of a [[Nigger|Black Hole]] while you polish your drool cups. | ||
{{center|<big>'''[[ | Recently Roger Waters has caused mega [[Butthurt]] with [[Germany|Berlin]] and [[Israel]] over his 2023 concert <b>This Is Not A Drill</b> because they're saying that his hammer logo that he's been "only" using for only 40+ years is now, all of a sudden, offensive and looks like a [[Swastika]]. | ||
More so, [[Jew]]ish groups who want the world to forget about the 13 million people that died along with the 6 Million Jews in the [[Holocaust]] so they can make the Holocaust their own, took offense to Waters using Anne Frank's name, most likely because it preceeded Shireen Abu Akleh, a veteran [[Palestine|Palestinian]]-American journalist who was killed May 2023 by Israeli soldiers during a shootout with Palestinian militants. | |||
And so, let us take a look at all Waters' recent [[drama]]... | |||
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Roger Waters (Powerword: George Roger Waters) is the second, and best, leader of Pink Floyd who took his place as the front man for the group after Syd Barrett suicidaly poured a half-liter of liquid LSD into his bathwater and decided it'd be fun to see what it would be like to deep fry his brain, or at least that's what the Urban legends say.
He is best known by Trendy Fuckers like you for songs like Another Brick In The Wall Part 2, or more popularly known by you as- We Don't Need No Education because you can't be bothered with learning the songs real name and you only download what's currently popular and your Hipster ass knows nothing about the albums and could care less that Another Brick In The Wall has 3 parts. We'll take a wild guess and bet that Comfortably Numb, Money and Brain Damage/Eclipse are on your playlist and really the only Floyd songs that you know.
Then there's the songs you've never heard because they're not as popular and your trendy group doesn't talk about them. Unlike the previously mentioned songs - these don't make it to the trending lists or have been recently used in a movie or TV show and for all your fussing and Bitching about the mega-corporate-overlords using Delta Waves and hypnotic suggestion to control your brains you'll let corporate America pick your music for you Shitshoveler. This means you've never heard Shine On You Crazy Diamond, Welcome To The Machine and Pigs:Three Different Kinds despite calling yourself a "hardcore" Floyd Fan. Even more, the more obscure and early works are completely lost on you. If we were to start talking about Floyd's more obscure works such as One Of These Days or Set The Controls For The Heart Of The Sun we might as well be trying to explain the singularity of a Black Hole while you polish your drool cups.
Recently Roger Waters has caused mega Butthurt with Berlin and Israel over his 2023 concert This Is Not A Drill because they're saying that his hammer logo that he's been "only" using for only 40+ years is now, all of a sudden, offensive and looks like a Swastika.
More so, Jewish groups who want the world to forget about the 13 million people that died along with the 6 Million Jews in the Holocaust so they can make the Holocaust their own, took offense to Waters using Anne Frank's name, most likely because it preceeded Shireen Abu Akleh, a veteran Palestinian-American journalist who was killed May 2023 by Israeli soldiers during a shootout with Palestinian militants.
And so, let us take a look at all Waters' recent drama...