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'''Blackberry''' is a brand of 'smartphone' created by the Canadian company ''[[Rim|Research In Motion]]''. Initially embraced by the [[srs bzns|business sector]] due its robust [[OS]] and network security it has gone on to be adopted by the [[Tween|youth]] market for the purposes of [[London Riots 2011|arranging social activities]] and [[sexting|amateur photography]].
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'''BlackBerry''' is a brand of 'smartphone' created by the Canadian company ''[[Rim|Research In Motion]]''. Initially embraced by the [[srs bzns|business sector]] due its robust [[OS]] and network security it has gone on to be adopted by the [[Tween|youth]] market for the purposes of [[London Riots 2011|arranging social activities]] and [[sexting|amateur photography]]. The devices are now considered paperweights due to the company ending support by shutting down any remaining servers dedicated to legacy functions for these outdated phones, and focusing on their cybersecurity business.




[[File:Blackberry.png|center|Typical Blackberry]]
[[File:Blackberry.png|center|Typical Blackberry]]
==Blackberry World==
Applications for Blackberry devices are available through ''Blackberry World'', a system most users {{citation|Who?}} almost unbelieveably describe as 'making the [[Apple|iStore]] a viable option'. The pricing of individual applications is seemingly arbitrary, ranging from pennies to hundreds of dollars, although these figures pale in comparison to the $240,000 figure asked by Britfag fashion designer [http://tinyurl.com/o828jvo Alexander Amosu] for a diamond-encrusted ''Curve 8900''. The Blackberry has no games. In early 2022, the store shut down permanently to no one's surprise, as people have moved on to [[Iphone|iPhones]] and [[Android]] devices.


== YouTube ==
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==See also==
==See also==
*[[Cell phone]]
[[File:Blackberry_Notification_Spark.png|6px|(*)]] [[Cell phone]]<br />
*[[Linux for niggers]]
[[File:Blackberry_Notification_Spark.png|6px|(*)]] [[Linux for niggers]]<br />
*[[Who was phone]]?
[[File:Blackberry_Notification_Spark.png|6px|(*)]] [[UK Lootfest 2011]]<br />
{{Life}}
[[File:Blackberry_Notification_Spark.png|6px|(*)]] [[Who was phone]]?
 
==External links==
 
[[File:Blackberry_Notification_Spark.png|6px|(*)]] [http://www.theguardian.com/media/2011/aug/08/london-riots-facebook-twitter-blackberry London riots: how BlackBerry Messenger played a key role]<br />
[[File:Blackberry_Notification_Spark.png|6px|(*)]] [http://www.theguardian.com/uk/2011/aug/08/london-riots-blackberry-messenger-looting London riots: BlackBerry to help police probe Messenger looting 'role']<br />
[[File:Blackberry_Notification_Spark.png|6px|(*)]] [http://www.wired.com/business/2011/08/blackberry-london-riots/ Why Has BlackBerry Been Blamed for the London Riots?]<br />
[[File:Blackberry_Notification_Spark.png|6px|(*)]] [https://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/07/14/blackberry_snooping/ BlackBerry update bursting with spyware]<br />
[[File:Blackberry_Notification_Spark.png|6px|(*)]] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_England_riots 2011 England riots (TOW)]<br />
[[File:Blackberry_Notification_Spark.png|6px|(*)]] [http://thenextweb.com/me/2010/08/28/5-countries-that-will-or-have-banned-blackberry/ 5 Countries That Will or Have Banned BlackBerry]<br />
[[File:Blackberry_Notification_Spark.png|6px|(*)]] [http://www.aljazeera.com/focus/2010/08/20108516113706244.html Behind the Blackberry ban &bull; What is behind the decision to ban Blackberry services in Middle East countries?]<br />
[[File:Blackberry_Notification_Spark.png|6px|(*)]] [http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/fullcover.cms?keyword=BlackBerry%20Ban Blackberry Ban]<br>
[[File:Blackberry_Notification_Spark.png|6px|(*)]] Despite declining numbers, RIM [http://www.theglobeandmail.com/technology/tech-news/how-blackberry-blew-off-bieber-and-other-tales-of-decline/article15786354/ rejected Justin Bieber], along with his faggotry.<br>
 
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BlackBerry is a brand of 'smartphone' created by the Canadian company Research In Motion. Initially embraced by the business sector due its robust OS and network security it has gone on to be adopted by the youth market for the purposes of arranging social activities and amateur photography. The devices are now considered paperweights due to the company ending support by shutting down any remaining servers dedicated to legacy functions for these outdated phones, and focusing on their cybersecurity business.


Typical Blackberry
Typical Blackberry


Blackberry World

Applications for Blackberry devices are available through Blackberry World, a system most users [Who?] almost unbelieveably describe as 'making the iStore a viable option'. The pricing of individual applications is seemingly arbitrary, ranging from pennies to hundreds of dollars, although these figures pale in comparison to the $240,000 figure asked by Britfag fashion designer Alexander Amosu for a diamond-encrusted Curve 8900. The Blackberry has no games. In early 2022, the store shut down permanently to no one's surprise, as people have moved on to iPhones and Android devices.

YouTube

My Blackberry Is Not Working! - The One Ronnie, Preview - BBC One

PHONE WAR (Blackberry vs iPhone)

Previous Video | Next Video

Gallery


See also

(*) Cell phone
(*) Linux for niggers
(*) UK Lootfest 2011
(*) Who was phone?

External links

(*) London riots: how BlackBerry Messenger played a key role
(*) London riots: BlackBerry to help police probe Messenger looting 'role'
(*) Why Has BlackBerry Been Blamed for the London Riots?
(*) BlackBerry update bursting with spyware
(*) 2011 England riots (TOW)
(*) 5 Countries That Will or Have Banned BlackBerry
(*) Behind the Blackberry ban • What is behind the decision to ban Blackberry services in Middle East countries?
(*) Blackberry Ban
(*) Despite declining numbers, RIM rejected Justin Bieber, along with his faggotry.

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