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| [[Image:Beastpaint-cheetah.jpg|thumb|300px]] | |
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| '''Beastpaint''' is a [[gay]] [[porn]] site, located [http://www.beastpaint.com/ here]. But I say unto you, this in no ordinary gay porn site. This is [[furfag]] bodypaint gay porn pay site. You heard right- the Furries are [[doing it wrong|ruining porn]] with their sick fetishes and [[faggotry]] and people are for some reason ''actually paying'' to see it!
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| Now you can enjoy [[fag]]s who think they are [[fox]]es, painted to look like fags who think they are foxes, enjoying wild [[buttsex]] on camera for fun and [[profit]]! Think [[Mudkipchan]] but with boners that aren't [[You|yours]] and a [[Rape|sick feeling]] in your stomach and an unfriendly empty feeling inside your wallet.
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| Making things even more fucked-up, single-frame subliminal messages to actually buy this shit are slipped into each video to attempt to make you part with your hard-earned [[jew gold]].
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| ==The Website==
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| [[Image:Beastpaintcockmongler.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Furfag]] [[Cockmongler]]]]
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| If you have already clicked the link, you will have noticed that the owners of Beastpaint.com couldn't wait to [[rape]] your eyeballs, and put [[Shitting Dick Nipples|gay cheetah ass fucking]] on the top page. One would suspect this is because the photos are so [[Rule 34|hawt]], that upon seeing them [[DO NOT WANT|one would gladly pay]] the $30 a month to join.
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| Making it even worse, they have recently started expanding into [http://www.fursuitsex.com/ Fursuit porn] as well. So now you can watch fat gay Furfags in ill-fitting fursuits, boning for your pleasure. They even have [[trap|heterosexual]] fursuit porn, for those who like [[man the harpoons|Hot chicks]] boning furfags in animal suits. Apparently all fursuit videos are done at the same place as the Beastpaint studios in the Netherlands and at [[convention]]s.
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| ==Other Important information==
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| [[Image:Beastpaintshoot.jpg|thumb|300px|[[Rape|YOU GONNA GET RAPED!!]]]]
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| Beastpaint.com and their sister site Fursuitsex.com are looking for models! Yes, you too can live the dream. Here are the for easy steps:
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| *1.Get thee to [[The Netherlands|Amsterdam]]. No other country in the world would allow this.
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| *2.Assfuck painted or fursuited furfag.
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| *3.[[????]]
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| *4.[[PROFIT]]! (This means not getting paid, but free site subscription!)
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| For full details, check [http://www.yiffing.com/star.html/ this page].
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| And it doesn't stop there! Want to look like one of the [[fugly|studs]] in the video but can't get to the land of [[whore]]s and [[dope]]? Well, now you can buy a used, cummed-on, suit they used in the movies, hand-made for [[sick fuck|people like you]]! The used suits sell for between [[wtf|$500 and $1000 Each]]. [http://www.fursuitsex.com/faq.shtml No, I'm not kidding].
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| ==Oh God, my eyes!==
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| Do not expand the below gallery if you value your eyesight, sanity, and sexuality.
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| {{cg|We warned you.|beastpaintgallery|center|<gallery>
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| Image:Beastpaint.jpg|You are not the only person wondering where his balls are.
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| Image:Leopardsex.jpg|Flacid cock, check. Small cock, check. All set!
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| Image:Fursuitsex1.jpg|Man the harpoons!
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| Image:Sarapis.jpg|On nom nom
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| Image:Fursuitsex2.jpg|Dog mongler to a new level!
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| Image:Skunkfox1.PNG|Lemme get this straight: $30 a month and it's WATERMARKED?!?
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| Image:Tigerleopard2.PNG|[[raeg|Fuuuu!]]
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| Image:Subliminal message.JPG|[[X in my Y|Subliminal Messages? In MY beastpaint?]]
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| </gallery>}}
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Jeremy Bernal]] - Does similar, but only on women.
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://www.beastpaint.com/ Beastpaint]
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| *[http://www.fursuitsex.com/ Fursuit Faggotry]
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| *[http://mahonoheya.blogspot.com/2009/08/beastpaint-yiffy-videos.html OH GOD SOMEONE ACTUALLY UPLOADED THIS SHIT!]
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| {{furfaggotry}}
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