Vanity Is Perfection

Ophelia Vanity

Typical VIP member, without PHOTOSHOP

VIP always have under 500 members

Not to be confused with Dahvie Vanity

Vanity Is Perfection is the most shitty, scene MySpace group made by an autistic pro-ana girl named Ophelia Vanity. Only the Vain, the beautiful, and the narcissists are accepted. The acceptance rate is about 3%, 100 requests are received per day, only 3 people are accepted. IRL she gets under 3 requests a month.

Your master, Ophelia Vanity

Ophelia Vanity claims she lives in the sunny, drug filled streets in Southern California - If you know anything about her, you'll know how much she loves bragging about it. You can see in her photos that she enjoys taking 'picz' in front of places you might recognize (Hollywood blvd, Beach areas, etc) just so she can make you think she has a glamorous, money filled life when in reality, she's nothing but a poor, desperate addict who's trying to fit in with "the scene" that she 'created'

She is just a lifeless, attention seeking child with no morals. She seeks attention from internet personalities that might worship her instead of asking "irl" friends for advice.

Ophelia's ass is kissed multiple times a day. In reality, if somebody else actually owned that site, she would not have a chance of getting accepted due to the "standards" - BITCH IS UGLEY AS FUCK. She's nothing but an ugly, anorexic, eating-disorder fighting AZN.

Your queen is useless.

TEH RUELZ

This group has pathetic rules like "PUT [VIP] ON YOR DISPLAY NAME, OR I WILL DELET YOU OFF MY KOOOLEST GROOP EVAR!!11one1". If you don't also add tier cheap banners in your profile, she will delete you too. Even though Ophelia Vanity says you must be "beautiful" to be accepted. Sadly, she can't find the difference between true beauty and douchebags.

NEW ERA.

VIP's rules have not changed since the 06-07' days, but now, people can actually get away with not putting VIP in their name, or not having a banner on their due to the fact that Ophelia (the owner) is too busy sticking her finger down her throat so she could look like the typical "Hollywood" type to even notice. You don't even have to be "0h s0o0o Sc3n3 and haw7" to even be in the group. Old members look like shit now, and new members look like they used to worship what the old "VIP" used to be.

The Truth Behind Vanity

Their group is not that great because it's mostly filled with Fat girl angle shots, poor grammar, and a bunch of attention whores and fags who are such douchebags they wish they were cool. They also love posting worthless topics for example:

• PHOTOSHOP HELP!!1one1
• hihi I'm a n00b!!1
• My boyfriend/girlfriend
• Weight gain/loss
• I hate (when someone or something)
• What if's
• I'm borrred
• FAKERRRRR (accusing another VIP member photos are fakes)
• New pics! TELL ME WAT U THINK!!!111!
• I resign (finally they realized)

VIP /B/tards.

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  Hot fucking shit.
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  Emo pussy knows his internetz.
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VIP NEWFAGS

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Bitch needs to lurk moar.

Gallery

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  Spic?
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  I photoshop myself orange to be different.
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  I want to be scenen3n3n3 u guiz!!!
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  I IZ A MODLE W/ MY POINT ANS SHOOT CAMERA!
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  Why is she all over the internet?,who cares,scene-faggots and emo retards love her anyway.
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  Mmm, keep snorting that coke, girl. (Proof that older members have gone to shit}
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  I'd hit that pussy so good.... OH GOD, IT'S A TRAP.
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  OH HAI IM DIFFERENT AM I IN NAO?
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  OMG! She has the hottest tits!
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  Gee, I wonder what's under her hair?
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  J-emo
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  This looks shopped.
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  Marilyn Manson?
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  Nigra Scenester?
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  A fag has a giant dong.
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  Insert penis in his mouth plz.

RECOGNITION

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(updates soon)

Drama

They also love to cause drama on their topics too.

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  Drama Proof
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  Drama Proof Part 2!!

See Also

• Attention whore
• Camwhore
• Whore
• Unwarranted self-importance
• Blood on the Dance Floor

External Links

• Vanity is Perfection (To be baleeted soon!)
• Knock-off VIP Website
• Vanity is Perfection Part 2