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| [[Image:Cosby Stares.JPG|right|thumb|Bill Cosby stares into your soul.]] | | #REDIRECT [[ChappelleTheory.com]] |
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| Apparently, I'm supposed to believe [[Bill Cosby]] and [[Oprah Winfrey]] and some other black persons conspired to take down Chappelle.
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| ==The Site==
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| The information is presented very well, but then again, you can polish a turd all you want, but it's still a turd.
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| The site still hasn't updated when Dave returned, maybe he realized his information is bullshit, or no one would believe him anymore?
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| Or maybe the Dark Crusaders got him? ZOMG!
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| ==Topical Lyrics==
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| {{Story|<center>I'm just an average guy with an average life
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| I work from nive to five, hey hell I pay the price
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| But I want is to be left alone in my average home
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| But why do I always feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone
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| I always feel that somebody's watchin' me
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| And I have no privacy
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| I always feel that somebody's watchin' me
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| Is it just a dream?
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| When I come home at night
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| I bolt the door real tight
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| People call me on the phone I'm trying to avoid
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| Well, can the people on TV see me or am I just paranoid
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| When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair
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| I might open my eyes and find someone standing there
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| People say I'm crazy, just a little touched
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| But maybe showers remind me of Psycho too much
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| That's why...
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| I always feel like somebody's watching me
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| Who's playing tricks on me
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| I always feel like somebody's watching me
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| Tell me it can't be
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| I don't know anymore
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| Are the neighbors watching me
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| Well is the mailman watching me
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| And I don't feel safe anymore, oh what a mess
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| I wonder who's watching me now?
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| Who?
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| The IRS?
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| I always feel like somebody's watching me
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| Who's playing tricks on me
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| I always feel like somebody's watching me
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| I can't enjoy my tea!</center>
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| }}
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Dave Chappelle]]
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| *[[Shit nobody cares about]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://www.chappelletheory.com/index.html That niggers high on PCP Johnson.]
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