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| [[Image:Lovebug.gif|thumb|right|"And look, if you don't like it, just wash them right out with kerosene (put out your smoke first). It's not permanent like a tattoo or anything." | |
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| SOUNDS GREAT, SIGN ME UP!]]
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| '''LoveBugz.Net''' is a website dedicated to the love of having tiny little [[AIDS| parasites]] [[wtf| living and fucking]] in your pubes.
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| You have to be a [[faggot| friend]] of the owner of the website to gain access to his forums, and to even be able to get the maggots, you need to [[sex| fuck the guy]].
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| ==What the fuck is this shit?==
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| Apparently, on the FAQ, it states that "[[bullshit| A japanese bug scientist bred them special. Into like domesticated social insects. Over a whole lot of generations, he picked out the largest and tamest bugs and bred those for the next generation. Just like a cool dog, after a thousand generations you get a beast that's really friendly.]]"
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| That's right. They were bred by an [[AZN]] for your pube-itching pleasure. But not only is it completely normal to have lice on you, it's also a fantastic feeling on your scrotum. They don't bite, but [[Gross| they do eat the dead skin cells off of you]]. [[Hippie|It's natural]]!
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| ==Quotes==
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| {{quote|And it makes the sex even awesomer when you know you're passing along little living animals. Tiny beautiful things.|Bugger, bugs are tiny beautiful things.}}
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| {{quote|PLus, when go down on someone, they're like right in your nose. Its so wild!| Bugger, wat.}}
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| {{quote|If you're a pretty girly in the metro area and you wanna get polinated, then email me and maybe we can get together.| Bugger, saying that fat people can't have lice.}}
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| {{quote|Look Sweety, humans have had body lice since from millions of years ago when we lived in caves until just recently.
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| So, who's the freak? You or me?
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| Who's not living in a 'natural' human condition?| Bugger}}
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[STD]]
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| ==Contact==
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| e-mail:
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://lovebugz.net/index.html <s>RAID FOR FUCK'S SAKE</s> The Website]
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| {{Sites}}
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