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[[image:Hailharuhi2vg3.jpg|thumb|If you don't salute with Haruhi you are a jealous, fatty American who dreams that they were Asian.]] | [[image:Hailharuhi2vg3.jpg|thumb|If you don't salute with Haruhi you are a jealous, fatty American who dreams that they were Asian.|link=Special:FilePath/Hailharuhi2vg3.jpg]] | ||
'''Very Proud to Be Asian''', AKA Khairun Min Akbar, or ProudAsianFaggot, is an [[basement-dweller|old man]]and [[shit|Indonesian]] douche. Who spends his life on the internet, spreading [[Engrish|THE GREAT PRIDE OF ASIANS BODY FORM]]. He supports his [[shitstorm|crusade]] with the amazing [[batshit|rationale]] that [[Americans]] [[fail]] at [[cosplay]]ing as [[animu]] characters because they don't look [[chink|Asian.]] What he conveniently forgot was that almost all [[animu]] characters have eyes the size of dinner plates while an average Chink's eyes are only slightly larger than the [[virgin|chances of him ever getting laid.]] | '''Very Proud to Be Asian''', AKA Khairun Min Akbar, or ProudAsianFaggot, is an [[basement-dweller|old man]] and [[shit|Indonesian]] douche. Who spends his life on the internet, spreading [[Engrish|THE GREAT PRIDE OF ASIANS BODY FORM]]. He supports his [[shitstorm|crusade]] with the amazing [[batshit|rationale]] that [[Americans]] [[fail]] at [[cosplay]]ing as [[animu]] characters because they don't look [[chink|Asian.]] What he conveniently forgot was that almost all [[animu]] characters have eyes the size of dinner plates while an average Chink's eyes are only slightly larger than the [[virgin|chances of him ever getting laid.]] | ||
[[Shit nobody cares about|Cosplay in general sucks,]] but ProudAsianFaggot insists that [[chinks|Asians]] should be the [[THE BEST|only ones]] able to cosplay anything out of Anime. | [[Shit nobody cares about|Cosplay in general sucks,]] but ProudAsianFaggot insists that [[chinks|Asians]] should be the [[THE BEST|only ones]] able to cosplay anything out of Anime. | ||
==The Azn Führer or The Confused Indonesian Nigger?== | ==The Azn Führer or The Confused Indonesian Nigger?== | ||
[[image:Asian-Cosplayer-Iori-Yoshizuki-From-Is.jpg|thumb|left|ProudAsianFaggot [[bullshit|believes]] that this is what a [[16-year-old-girl|woman]] should look like. If her eyes so happen to squint not only is she [[wtf|NOT asian]] but she is also a [[American|"westerner."]] ]] | [[image:Asian-Cosplayer-Iori-Yoshizuki-From-Is.jpg|thumb|left|ProudAsianFaggot [[bullshit|believes]] that this is what a [[16-year-old-girl|woman]] should look like. If her eyes so happen to squint not only is she [[wtf|NOT asian]] but she is also a [[American|"westerner."]] |link=Special:FilePath/Asian-Cosplayer-Iori-Yoshizuki-From-Is.jpg]] | ||
ProudAsianFaggot is a black person with [[bullshit|beliefs]]. He believes that Asians are [[Nazi|the pure race]] and should be the only ones allowed to cosplay. This is indeed the [[wapanese|truth]] considering the only good things [[america|westerners]] have accomplished is the [[fat|ability to consume 90 cheeseburgers a minute]] and [[4chan]]. | ProudAsianFaggot is a black person with [[bullshit|beliefs]]. He believes that Asians are [[Nazi|the pure race]] and should be the only ones allowed to cosplay. This is indeed the [[wapanese|truth]] considering the only good things [[america|westerners]] have accomplished is the [[fat|ability to consume 90 cheeseburgers a minute]] and [[4chan]]. | ||
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[[Shit nobody cares about|Nobody is really interested in what happened afterwards.]] All we [[fact|know]] is that [[lulz]] ensued and ProudAsianFaggot ended up [[lurking|stalking]] TenshiAkina. Some other [[Weeaboo|Japanese]] monikers on [[Jewtube|Youtube]] were included, but again [[shit nobody cares about|it is too important]] to speak of because of the [[serious business|intensity of the subject at hand.]] | [[Shit nobody cares about|Nobody is really interested in what happened afterwards.]] All we [[fact|know]] is that [[lulz]] ensued and ProudAsianFaggot ended up [[lurking|stalking]] TenshiAkina. Some other [[Weeaboo|Japanese]] monikers on [[Jewtube|Youtube]] were included, but again [[shit nobody cares about|it is too important]] to speak of because of the [[serious business|intensity of the subject at hand.]] | ||
[[image:Uglyproudaisan.jpg|thumb|Proud Azn Fag attempts to cosplay even though he is balding. Also to note: [[Ugly|He looks absolutely NOTHING like the person he's cosplaying as.]]]] | [[image:Uglyproudaisan.jpg|thumb|Proud Azn Fag attempts to cosplay even though he is balding. Also to note: [[Ugly|He looks absolutely NOTHING like the person he's cosplaying as.]]|link=Special:FilePath/Uglyproudaisan.jpg]] | ||
After his [[Jewtube|Youtube]] videos started to get frequently deleted, he decided to spread his [[bullshit|wisdom]] on [[4chan|4chan's]] [[cosplay]] & [[lolita|EGL]] imageboard, /cgl/ but since everyone already knew about the great [[troll|Führer]], his effords always get deleted quickly. Learning from his mistakes, he then decides the best place for his [[shitstorm|crusade]] against the evils of [[American|"westerners"]] would be [[tumblr|Tumblr's]] [[social justice|SJW]] reign where he finally found other pure [[weeaboo|Japanese]] that agree with his glorious mission. | After his [[Jewtube|Youtube]] videos started to get frequently deleted, he decided to spread his [[bullshit|wisdom]] on [[4chan|4chan's]] [[cosplay]] & [[lolita|EGL]] imageboard, /cgl/ but since everyone already knew about the great [[troll|Führer]], his effords always get deleted quickly. Learning from his mistakes, he then decides the best place for his [[shitstorm|crusade]] against the evils of [[American|"westerners"]] would be [[tumblr|Tumblr's]] [[social justice|SJW]] reign where he finally found other pure [[weeaboo|Japanese]] that agree with his glorious mission. | ||
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(Notice the l replacing i. Could be a fake fapping to the real ProudFaggot.) | (Notice the l replacing i. Could be a fake fapping to the real ProudFaggot.) | ||
* AsianCosplay (his FACEBOOK name!) | * AsianCosplay (his FACEBOOK name!) | ||
* | * [[/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection|[email protected]]] (His e-mail. Yes, you know what to do.) | ||
==ProudAsianFaggot Vidjos== | ==ProudAsianFaggot Vidjos== | ||
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*Tell him he looks like a [[American|Westerner.]] | *Tell him he looks like a [[American|Westerner.]] | ||
*Post the lyrics to [ | *Post the lyrics to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS-FoXbjVI this song] on his channel. | ||
*Start out by saying you are an [[American]] and begin talking about your favorite [[anime]]. [[Successful troll|Bonus]] points for saying that you prefer the English version. | *Start out by saying you are an [[American]] and begin talking about your favorite [[anime]]. [[Successful troll|Bonus]] points for saying that you prefer the English version. | ||
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*Tell him about Japan's World [[Cosplay]] Summit and that those who run it think he's a [[faggot|cock-loving, Japanese-obsessed maniac.]] | *Tell him about Japan's World [[Cosplay]] Summit and that those who run it think he's a [[faggot|cock-loving, Japanese-obsessed maniac.]] | ||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
* [ | * [https://www.youtube.com/user/VeryProudToBeAsian/ His Youtube] | ||
* [ | * [https://www.youtube.com/user/VeryProudAsian Another YouTube] | ||
* [ | * [https://www.youtube.com/user/ProudCutePureAsian His newest account] | ||
* [http://ihatewesterncosplayers.tumblr.com/ His Tumblr] | * [http://ihatewesterncosplayers.tumblr.com/ His Tumblr] | ||
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* [http://www.antiwc.net/ Official Homepage of the Asian Reich] | * [http://www.antiwc.net/ Official Homepage of the Asian Reich] | ||
* [ | * [https://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile?show=lLJLpfEPaa His Yahoo Answers Page] | ||
* [ | * [https://www.youtube.com/user/ProudAsianIndividual ProudAsianIndividual's Youtube account. You know what to do.] | ||
* [ | * [https://www.youtube.com/user/AgainstProud AgainstProud's Youtube account.] | ||
* [ | * [https://www.youtube.com/user/VeryProudPinoy VeryProudPinoy's Youtube account.] | ||
* [ | * [https://www.youtube.com/user/AntiProudCoterie AntiProudCoterie's Youtube account.] | ||
* [https://www.youtube.com/user/MusicalMeredy MusicalMeredy's Youtube account.] | |||
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{{Timeline|Featured article April 12 & 13, [[2017]]|[[Yooka-Laylee]]|[[Very proud to be an asian]]|[[Shoe0nHead]]}} |
Latest revision as of 16:25, 29 December 2022
Very Proud to Be Asian, AKA Khairun Min Akbar, or ProudAsianFaggot, is an old man and Indonesian douche. Who spends his life on the internet, spreading THE GREAT PRIDE OF ASIANS BODY FORM. He supports his crusade with the amazing rationale that Americans fail at cosplaying as animu characters because they don't look Asian. What he conveniently forgot was that almost all animu characters have eyes the size of dinner plates while an average Chink's eyes are only slightly larger than the chances of him ever getting laid.
Cosplay in general sucks, but ProudAsianFaggot insists that Asians should be the only ones able to cosplay anything out of Anime.
The Azn Führer or The Confused Indonesian Nigger?
ProudAsianFaggot is a black person with beliefs. He believes that Asians are the pure race and should be the only ones allowed to cosplay. This is indeed the truth considering the only good things westerners have accomplished is the ability to consume 90 cheeseburgers a minute and 4chan.
He loves making irrelevant videos that either whine and bitch about westerners, or talk about how cute 17 year old Japanese girls are. He has the correct point of view though, considering everyone fucking loves the Japanese.
ProudAsianFaggot, like any other cosplaying faggot, has a profile on Cosplay.com Cosplay.com profile. It reveals that he is black person but he continues to post about how great Japan is, despite the fact that the black person and any other Asian who was not Japanese were like the unwanted people to the Japanese when they decided they were going to take over the world. It is doubtful that he is even Indonesian and he is most likely just an American dreamer who wishes he was Asian. ProudAsianFaggot is very hard to confront in some cases because he has Youtube comments set to pending approval.
There are, however, several other warning signs to look for to ascertain that the man you are dealing with is, in fact, ProudAsianFaggot besides his username. First, and foremost, is his signature. His signature may or may not include him claiming that he is a ProudAsianFaggot but it will almost always include v^___^v or some other awkward way of reciting Japanese greetings.
FACTS
- ProudAsianFaggot will almost always have a fake account where he pretends to be a a little Japanese girl.
- ProudAsianFaggot is interested in young females from the Asian race.
- When he doesn't agree with you, he will state a couple of facts to get you to believe that America should have sympathy over what happened to Japan over decades ago.
- ProudAsianFaggot is facially challenged.
BIOGRAPHY
Recently our ProudAsianFaggot came across a girl named TenshiAkina via Youtube. Nobody is really interested in what happened afterwards. All we know is that lulz ensued and ProudAsianFaggot ended up stalking TenshiAkina. Some other Japanese monikers on Youtube were included, but again it is too important to speak of because of the intensity of the subject at hand.
After his Youtube videos started to get frequently deleted, he decided to spread his wisdom on 4chan's cosplay & EGL imageboard, /cgl/ but since everyone already knew about the great Führer, his effords always get deleted quickly. Learning from his mistakes, he then decides the best place for his crusade against the evils of "westerners" would be Tumblr's SJW reign where he finally found other pure Japanese that agree with his glorious mission.
Other Usernames
All of these names translate into "ProudAsianFaggot". When sighted, ED users are encouraged to harass them vigilantly.
- Proud Asian Kid
- Proud Asian Boy
- Proud Asian Male
- Proud Asian Men
- Proud Asian Guy
- Asian Hero
- Another Proud Asian Kid
- Another Proud Asian Male
- Another Proud Asian Man
- Another Proud Asian Men
- Another Proud Asian Guy
- Another Proud Asian
- VeryProudToBeAsian
- VeryProudAsian
- 202.152.243.240
- ProudCutePureAsian
- ProudCutePureAslan
(Notice the l replacing i. Could be a fake fapping to the real ProudFaggot.)
- AsianCosplay (his FACEBOOK name!)
- [email protected] (His e-mail. Yes, you know what to do.)
ProudAsianFaggot Vidjos
Proud Asian Guy is now on YouTube and coming soon to a theater near you! He has officially declared himself to be Japanese, but he's not fooling anyone, because everyone on the Internet knows that he's just a mud-slinging black person faggot who takes it to the face. He even learned how to speak Japanese!
—Translation: Moonspeak. |
A Youtube user has managed to cause even more distress upon everyone, but he is most likely the cockwashing cunt that first had the opportunity to create this article.
The Final Solution to the American Question
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Ways to Troll
- Point out that it was actually American cartoons that inspired the anime style in the first place.
- Tell him he looks like a Westerner.
- Post the lyrics to this song on his channel.
- Start out by saying you are an American and begin talking about your favorite anime. Bonus points for saying that you prefer the English version.
- Remind him that it was Americans that invented the internet, which he uses to talk about his hatred of Americans.
- Tell him that everyone knows he's only one person, not some kind of "Anti-westerner" organization of douchebags.
- Tell him that you got sexual favours from a Japanese girl dressed as Misa Amane.
- Remind him of the Japanese Occupation of Indonesia, and Hideki Tojo. Or, for more lulz, the 2004 tsunami which word was originated from black person
- Call him an 'Illegal Immigrant'
- Tell him he can't cosplay Sasuke.
- Tell him about how TRUE anime like Avatar: The Last Airbender, Megas XLR, Ben 10 and SpongeBob Squarepants are better than Japanese anime.
- Tell him about Japan's World Cosplay Summit and that those who run it think he's a cock-loving, Japanese-obsessed maniac.
External Links
Very proud to be an asian is part of a series on Visit the Faggotry Portal for complete coverage. |
Featured article April 12 & 13, 2017 | ||
Preceded by Yooka-Laylee |
Very proud to be an asian | Succeeded by Shoe0nHead |