Instwatch

STEP THE FUCK OFF! Instwatch looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress! If you require assistance beefing up this article, then hit up the experts on our IRC.

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Instwatch is an autistic Chinese scam being spammed in places like 4chan. Most notably on the /b/ board, but has also been seen on /trash/ as well. It has taken a few forms over time from a screenshot of the website with the caption of ">0.00$?!", to a poor edit of the hide the pain harold meme and finally to an inspect element edited tweet of Elon Musk telling you to Google something with ultra gay random captions. Funny enough the fake tweets started being posted as mobile screenshots as in to imply it's impossible to switch to mobile twitter on desktop and inspect element edit a tweet anyway.

The Entire Scam

The watches are claimed to be free although you get charged 5 times more for shipping since the watches are usually worth 1$~2$ normally.

Rumors

• Hirochink got paid off for the ads to be continuously posted.
• You can get banned if you keep reporting the gay ad posts.
• It's not a bot that's posting it, but some Spic from California who allegedly got dox dropped already however the good guy(s) got instantly perma beaned as a result under the no dox rule for posting his dox.

What Can Be Done

• Spam Elon Musk on Twatter about ching chongs being up to no good.
• Rage filter every gay quote this spic that never saw his father spits out.
• Report every post anyways to annoy whoever has to see them.

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