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Geriatric1927, or Peter Oakley, is an [[Old People|old]] bastard who became internet famous for posting videos about his life on [[YouTube]]. It's a common misconception that he was born in 1927 when, in actuality, this is when he was dug up by archeologists. Geriatric is [[Over 9000|over 9000]] years old.  
'''Geriatric1927''', or Peter Oakley, [http://www.itv.com/news/2014-03-25/internet-grandad-peter-oakley-passes-away-aged-86/ was] an [[Old People|old]] bastard who became internet famous for posting videos about his life on [[YouTube]]. It's a common misconception that he was born in 1927 when, in actuality, this is when he was dug up by archeologists. Geriatric was [[Over 9000|over 9000]] years old.  


While his [[Vlogs|vlogs]] document his life since 1927, they [[Fail|fail]] to cover the other 8,000 years of his life. It's FACT that Geriatric has been involved in several events over the course of human history, including:  
While his [[Vlogs|vlogs]] documented his life since 1927, they [[Fail|failed]] to cover the other 8,000 years of his life. It's FACT that Geriatric was involved in several events over the course of human history, including:  
*The Pyramids  
*The Pyramids  
*[[Jesus]]'s Last Supper  
*[[Jesus]]'s Last Supper  
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==Fun for the whole family==
==Fun for the whole family==
Geriatric is still posting videos. He has almost 60 videos in a series documenting his life. These videos are highly [[Bullshit|entertaining]] and will keep you hooked for [[Suicide|hours]]!
Geriatric posted almost 60 videos in a series documenting his life. These videos are highly [[Bullshit|entertaining]] and will keep you hooked for [[Suicide|hours]]!


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The Action. Drama. Suspense! It's IMPOSSIBLE to fall asleep.
The Action. Drama. Suspense! It's [[Not|IMPOSSIBLE]] to fall asleep.


==External links==
==External links==


*[http://www.youtube.com/user/geriatric1927 YOU TUBE?]
*{{yt|u|geriatric1927| YOU TUBE?}}
*[http://www.askgeriatric.com/ WHAT AM I DOING HERE?]
*[http://www.askgeriatric.com/ WHAT AM I DOING HERE?]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20070130064023/http://youtube.com/watch?v=SbhOpSm7Ebs Geriatric1927 dies]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20070130064023/http://youtube.com/watch?v=SbhOpSm7Ebs Geriatric1927 dies]

Latest revision as of 06:38, 13 January 2023

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OH GOD WHAT'S HAPPENING? WHAT AM I DOING ON THIS YouTube? ARE YOU COMING FOR ME JESUS? MY LIFE IS PASSING BEFORE MY EYES, ON MY COMPUTER SCREEN. WHY AM I ON TV? WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE AT MY DOOR? WHY IS THIS MAN STALKING ME? I NEED A CHANGE. WHERE'S THE MOLE? DID HE UPDATE MY SITE?
  		„
  		 

—Geriatric1927, after being discovered

File:Geriatrix.jpg
"Plz pass the gravy, Jesus."
File:Geriatrix2.jpg
"My hip!"
Geriatric1927 explains it all
OH LORD, WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

Geriatric1927, or Peter Oakley, was an old bastard who became internet famous for posting videos about his life on YouTube. It's a common misconception that he was born in 1927 when, in actuality, this is when he was dug up by archeologists. Geriatric was over 9000 years old.

While his vlogs documented his life since 1927, they failed to cover the other 8,000 years of his life. It's FACT that Geriatric was involved in several events over the course of human history, including:

  • The Pyramids
  • Jesus's Last Supper
  • The Crusades
  • The Renaissance
  • American Revolution

and many moar

The Promised Land

Geriatric1927 epically pwnt Renetto after he included him on the controversial Judas YouTube blacklist for his involvement with LiveVideo. Now he can NEVAR EVAR have his videos featured again, oh noes!11!1

Fun for the whole family

Geriatric posted almost 60 videos in a series documenting his life. These videos are highly entertaining and will keep you hooked for hours!

Previous Video | Next Video

The Action. Drama. Suspense! It's IMPOSSIBLE to fall asleep.

External links

Geriatric1927 is part of a series on YouTube.

Visit the YouTube Portal
Geriatric1927

is part of a series on
THE PROMISED LAND

People

Argent009 • AskTheTyrant • Astablazia • Caveman • Denalynnn • Faye006
Kyhell • MindWipe • NotKat • PencilLeadProductions • Victor1st

Live Video Departments

THE PROMISED LAND • ED Exodus into The Promised Land • The Promised Land/Lulzvasion • The First Plague: Fire • The Hatred Starts • Live Video Police Department • Star Trek Dweebs • TL;DW

Key: * means user has closed their Live Video Channel

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