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|summary='''Freedom of speech''' is a legal concept, civil liberty and a recognised imaginary [[human rights|human right]] that gives one the ability to speak whatever they want, whenever they want, to whoever they want without fear of state censorship or legal repercussions. Many countries have constitutions that protect free expression, but none do it better than the OGs that thought of it first.. '''<big>[[England]] with the Magna Carta</big>'''. [[Amerimutt|Amerimutts]] did it later, but admittedly did a better job of it after they rebelled against the [[Britfags]] after [[4th_of_July|the War of Independence]]. [[Retards|Lesser trolls]] use it merely a means to an end in mundane [[flame wars]] to act like a douche while claiming to be safeguarding "basic civic liberties". Others like [[Count Dankula]] take their trolling to another lulzy level entirely by becoming martyrs for their loud [[shitposting]], pissing off [[normalfags]], [[celebrities]] and [[illuminati|the established powers that be]].


The internet is full of pasty, obese nerds who like to act tough. It's also full of pedophiles who spend all their time creeping on underage girls. What happens when those two groups are combined? You get Harold E Hall.
[[At least 100 years ago]], people did not have or know the concept of free speech and were only allowed to speak in 5-word sentences. Then they discovered how much fun it was to cry "[[Fire]]!" in a crowded room and watch [[normies]] stampede to the exit. [[Death]] and [[lulz]] ensued, and freedom of speech was born.


'''Harold E Hall''' (aka '''Colonel McBadass''', '''The Voice''', '''The Accuser''', '''Shadow Joe''', and [[crazy|about a billion other different usernames]]) is an [[internet tough guy]], a [[social justice warrior]], and a [[pedophile]] from the hive of degeneracy known as Madison, [[Wisconsin]]. (Coincidentally, that's also where [[Sarah Nyberg]] lives.) He is known for having colossal amounts of [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]], [[A-Log|constantly projecting his own personality flaws onto others]], and for making [[death threats]] at the drop of a hat. He is also known for stalking an [[loli|underage girl]] simply because she called him out for being a creepy fuck. To say that Harold is an [[internet tough guy]] is a complete understatement. This guy has such a thin hair trigger that almost anything anyone says to him will elicit an essay of death threats and [[butthurt]]. Like any good lolcow online, he expresses a desire to be a famous [[60's Spider-Man|superhero]]. However, the only way he would get famous was for all the wrong reasons.
Countries like [[China]] or [[Best Korea]] do not recognize freedom of speech as a ''right'', let alone a '''basic human right'''. So may our right to shitpost loudly '''never''' be infringed upon. It's more fun this way.


<center><big>'''The 1st Amendment Also Covers Freedom Of Expression So Go And Have Fun With That'''</big></center>


<center><big>'''Unfortunately For Us, He Didn't Fuck Up His Cry For Attention Suicide By Taking Too Many Pills'''</big></center>


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'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
[[Rob Reiner]] was 2 days ago • [[Black Christmas]] was 4 days ago • [[Santa Claus]] was 6 days ago
 
[[Nautica Malone]] was 2 days ago • [[Serial Experiments Lain]] was 4 days ago • [[Changed]] was 6 days ago
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Latest revision as of 03:28, 8 January 2026

Freedom of speech is a legal concept, civil liberty and a recognised imaginary human right that gives one the ability to speak whatever they want, whenever they want, to whoever they want without fear of state censorship or legal repercussions. Many countries have constitutions that protect free expression, but none do it better than the OGs that thought of it first.. England with the Magna Carta. Amerimutts did it later, but admittedly did a better job of it after they rebelled against the Britfags after the War of Independence. Lesser trolls use it merely a means to an end in mundane flame wars to act like a douche while claiming to be safeguarding "basic civic liberties". Others like Count Dankula take their trolling to another lulzy level entirely by becoming martyrs for their loud shitposting, pissing off normalfags, celebrities and the established powers that be.

At least 100 years ago, people did not have or know the concept of free speech and were only allowed to speak in 5-word sentences. Then they discovered how much fun it was to cry "Fire!" in a crowded room and watch normies stampede to the exit. Death and lulz ensued, and freedom of speech was born.

Countries like China or Best Korea do not recognize freedom of speech as a right, let alone a basic human right. So may our right to shitpost loudly never be infringed upon. It's more fun this way.

The 1st Amendment Also Covers Freedom Of Expression So Go And Have Fun With That


What have I missed?

Nautica Malone was 2 days ago • Serial Experiments Lain was 4 days ago • Changed was 6 days ago