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'''''[[Rapist|Santa Claus]]''''' is an obese [[German]] long sought by [[the man|authorities]] in connection to [[over 9000|a million]] late night break-ins, during which he is alleged to have '[[Michael Jackson|observed children whilst sleeping]]' before leaving his notorious and somewhat ambiguous calling card: a gaily colored curved '[[penis|rod]]' made of candy, and ten gallons of [[semen|delicious eggnog ]]. Santa also made an appearance in the movie "Home Alone" starring Oprah. It is also a well known fact that he is Keyser Soze. He is also amassing an army of [[Goatse]] clones to attack the [[Jews]]. "Santa" is an anagram of "[[Satan]]". [[Fact|Coincidence]]?
'''''Black Christmas''''', (the original 1970s movie, not the shitty remake), is one of the greatest horror movies ever made, right up there with the original ''[[Halloween (franchise)|Halloween]]'' and ''Psycho''. Made in 1974, it pretty much started the '' "slasher" '' genre of hot teenaged skanks getting butchered by [[Pretty cool guy|a heroic faggot with a knife]].


<center><big>'''He's Watching And All Ready To Cum Down Your Chimney'''</big></center>
<center><big>'''Gather Up The Kids For a Truely, Heart-Warming Christmas Tale'''</big></center>


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'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
[[The Nightmare Before Christmas]] was 2 days ago • [[Hanukkah]] was 4 days ago • [[Kosa]] was 6 days ago
[[Black Christmas]] was 2 days ago • [[The Nightmare Before Christmas]] was 4 days ago • [[Hanukkah]] was 6 days ago
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Latest revision as of 10:50, 25 December 2025

Black Christmas

Black Christmas

Black Christmas, (the original 1970s movie, not the shitty remake), is one of the greatest horror movies ever made, right up there with the original Halloween and Psycho. Made in 1974, it pretty much started the "slasher" genre of hot teenaged skanks getting butchered by a heroic faggot with a knife.

Gather Up The Kids For a Truely, Heart-Warming Christmas Tale

Read the full article... • Set by User:The PolishPrince on 2025-11-25

What have I missed?
Black Christmas was 2 days ago • The Nightmare Before Christmas was 4 days ago • Hanukkah was 6 days ago

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