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// FILE LOG: KOSA_Brief_vX //
'''The Nightmare Before Christmas''' is a bulimic, gay pride film for social rejects to fap to, created by [[necrophiliac]], [[faggot|Tim Burton]] in an attempt to make corpse fuckers feel cool (because [[srsly]], the only people who won't run from them screaming will already be [[dead]]). Despite the lack of commercial success, it has a [[cult]] following amongst [[goths]] and [[emos]], who often spend ridiculous amounts of money on merchandise from the film at their local [[Hot Topic]], sacrificing their weekly allowance as homage to their mopey and ungroomed god, Tim Burton.
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<center><big>'''It's Like Die Hard, It's "Technically" A Christmas Movie'''</big></center>


They say the Net is still free.
|link=The Nightmare Before Christmas
We say freedom doesn’t come with a Terms of Service.
 
|date=2025-11-20
Another knife in the spine of a dying web. They call it the Kids Online Safety Act — KOSA, for short.
|expires=2025-12-23
But we've seen this script before. [[CISPA]]. [[SOPA]]. PIPA. [[ACTA]]. SESTA-FOSTA. ACTA. NAFTA.
|editor=[[User:The PolishPrince]]
Different names. Same boot.
 
Like always, two of our cybernetic overlords (power words: Richard Blumenthal. Marsha Blackburn) have wrapped in the soft cotton of “protecting the children,” but don’t be fooled... it’s a muzzle, not a shield. A kill-switch disguised as concern. The kind of law that would make even George Orwell raise an eyebrow and mutter... ''derivative''.
 
[[United Kingdom|Airstrip One]] passed their own “Online Safety Act.” And in the failed genetic experiment known as Australia, well... let's just say your SimWare aren't safe either. Now the Amerikkkan regime -- bloated on lobbyist data and corporate feed -- wants to end what’s left of digital anonymity.
 
No more open web.
No more underground signals.
No more voices that don’t fit the algorithm.
 
<center><big>'''They Want You To Think About The Children So You Don't Think About Your Rights Being Stolen'''</big></center>
 
|link=Section 230
|date=2025-11-17
|expires=2025-12-19
|editor=[[User:CrackRabbit]]
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'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
[[Section 230]] was 2 days ago • [[Krampus]] was 4 days ago • [[Tyler Robinson]] was 6 days ago
[[Hanukkah]] was 2 days ago • [[KOSA]] was 4 days ago • [[Section 230]] was 6 days ago
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Latest revision as of 01:04, 20 December 2025

The Nightmare Before Christmas

The Nightmare Before Christmas

The Nightmare Before Christmas is a bulimic, gay pride film for social rejects to fap to, created by necrophiliac, Tim Burton in an attempt to make corpse fuckers feel cool (because srsly, the only people who won't run from them screaming will already be dead). Despite the lack of commercial success, it has a cult following amongst goths and emos, who often spend ridiculous amounts of money on merchandise from the film at their local Hot Topic, sacrificing their weekly allowance as homage to their mopey and ungroomed god, Tim Burton.


It's Like Die Hard, It's "Technically" A Christmas Movie

Read the full article... • Set by User:The PolishPrince on 2025-11-20

What have I missed?
Hanukkah was 2 days ago • KOSA was 4 days ago • Section 230 was 6 days ago

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