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'''Krampus''' is a Southern [[Nazi|Germanic]]/Austrian [[holocaust|myth]]/folk lore about a demonic companion of Saint Nicholas that is believed to have originally been the son of the Norse Goddess of the underworld Hel. Because if anyone was going to take one look at Christmas and say "this needs a child-beating demon", of fucking course it would be the Germans.  Like so many Germanic traditions dealing with the Christmas season like the Christmas tree, [[Shit|Scat]] porn, beer for kids and concentration camps, it was depaganized, bastardized and incorporated by the [[Catholic]] church to pull in converts.<br>
'''The Nightmare Before Christmas''' is a bulimic, gay pride film for social rejects to fap to, created by [[necrophiliac]], [[faggot|Tim Burton]] in an attempt to make corpse fuckers feel cool (because [[srsly]], the only people who won't run from them screaming will already be [[dead]]). Despite the lack of commercial success, it has a [[cult]] following amongst [[goths]] and [[emos]], who often spend ridiculous amounts of money on merchandise from the film at their local [[Hot Topic]], sacrificing their weekly allowance as homage to their mopey and ungroomed god, Tim Burton.  


The current traditions and stories follow with the idea that the Krampus tags along with Saint Nicholas during the [[Catholic|Christmas]] Season when he's sneaking into kids' houses to take pictures of them when they're on the toilet to punish naughty and wicked children in contrast to Saint Nicholas' rewarding all the good and well behaved children with toys and other desired gifts for remembering to leave their curtains open when they are changing.


Like most things that require reading, an attention span, an interest in foreign cultures or anything that may exist outside their [[Failbook|CuntBook]] feed, most [[Americunt]]s had no idea that the '''Krampus''' even existed until [[Adult Swim|The Venture Brothers]] did a Christmas special introducing the Krampus as a Christmas figure in their 2004 episode '''A Very Venture Christmas'''.  Like most new and good ideas that are introduced elsewhere and looking to hide his lack of creativity with his open [[Plagiarism|theft]] of other people's creativity and ideas, [[Seth MacFarlane]] quickly latched onto this brand new, readily available '''Public Domain''' character like a hungry deer tick and has been [[Fellatio|sucking it off]] for all it is worth every Christmas, since 2010, in his ''American Dad'' revision of ''Family Guy'' until what was a decent idea was anally raped to death and no one even cared when a '''Krampus''' movie was released in 2015.
<center><big>'''It's Like Die Hard, It's "Technically" A Christmas Movie'''</big></center>


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The Nightmare Before Christmas

The Nightmare Before Christmas

The Nightmare Before Christmas is a bulimic, gay pride film for social rejects to fap to, created by necrophiliac, Tim Burton in an attempt to make corpse fuckers feel cool (because srsly, the only people who won't run from them screaming will already be dead). Despite the lack of commercial success, it has a cult following amongst goths and emos, who often spend ridiculous amounts of money on merchandise from the film at their local Hot Topic, sacrificing their weekly allowance as homage to their mopey and ungroomed god, Tim Burton.


It's Like Die Hard, It's "Technically" A Christmas Movie

Read the full article... • Set by User:The PolishPrince on 2025-11-20

What have I missed?
Hanukkah was 2 days ago • KOSA was 4 days ago • Section 230 was 6 days ago

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