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"Twas the night before Christmas,<br>
<center>Here comes Christmas! That astonishing thing that no '''commercialism''' can defile—unless we let it.</center>
Da whole house was mellow,<br>
Not a creature was stirrin',<br>
I had a gun unda my pillow.
<br><br>
When up on da roof'<br>
I heard somethin' pound,<br>
I sprung to da window,<br>
To scream, "Ay! Keep it down!"<br><br>


When what to my<br>
Wanderin' eyes should appear,<br>
But dat hairy elf Vinny,<br>
And eight friggin' reindeer.<br><br>


Wit' a bad hackin' cough,<br>
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And da stencha burped beer,<br>
I knew in a moment<br>
Yo, da Kringle wuz here!<br><br>


Wit' a slap to dere snouts,<br>
And a yank on dere manes,<br>
He cursed and he shouted,<br>
And he called dem by name.<br><br>


"Yo Tony, Yo Frankie,<br>
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Yo Sally, Yo Vito,<br>
Ay Joey, Ay Paulie,<br>
Ay Pepe, Ay Guido!"<br><br>


As I drew out my gun<br>
And hid by da bed,<br>
Down came his friggin' boot<br>
On da top a my head.<br><br>


His eyes were all bloodshot,<br>
His b.o. wuz scary,<br>
His breath wuz like sewage,<br>
He had a mole dat wuz hairy.<br><br>


He spit in my eye,<br>
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And he twisted my head,<br>
He soon let me know<br>
I should consider myself dead.<br><br>


Den pointin' a fat finga<br>
Right unda my nose,<br>
He let out some gas,<br>
And up da chimney he rose.<br><br>


He sprang to his sleigh,<br>
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Obscenities screaming,<br>
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And away dey all flew,<br>
Before he troo dem a beatin'.<br><br>
 
But I heard him exclaim,<br>
Or better yet grump,<br>
"Merry Christmas to all, and<br>
Bite me, ya hump!"
 
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Latest revision as of 02:19, 17 December 2025

"

Here comes Christmas! That astonishing thing that no commercialism can defile—unless we let it.

"

— J.R.R. Tolkien
Christmas has become about money

Set by User:The PolishPrince on 2025-12-17 • Expires 2025-12-19

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