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''''[[Dick]] Cheney''' was the bastard child of Emperor Palpatine, [[Darth Vader]] and [[Ayn Rand]].  During the anal-fuck fest, some of the fluids leaked into the vagina of his mother, and 6 months, 6 days and 6 hours later, Dick was birthed unto this world.  An original founding member of the WNBA as well as (and not coincidentally) [[NAMBLA]], he is currently the only person less qualified as a potential presidential candidate than [[George W. Bush]], being evil incarnate. This is unfortunate, as he stands to inherit the position in the event of the impeachment or untimely demise of that awful jackass, which would otherwise signal the beginning of a thousand year utopia. He is the fucktard that controls Bush, and claims to neither be in the Executive Branch nor the Legislative Branch, only because he's Darth Cheney.  
'''''[[Rapist|Santa Claus]]''''' is an obese [[German]] long sought by [[the man|authorities]] in connection to [[over 9000|a million]] late night break-ins, during which he is alleged to have '[[Michael Jackson|observed children whilst sleeping]]' before leaving his notorious and somewhat ambiguous calling card: a gaily colored curved '[[penis|rod]]' made of candy, and ten gallons of [[semen|delicious eggnog ]]. Santa also made an appearance in the movie "Home Alone" starring Oprah. It is also a well known fact that he is Keyser Soze. He is also amassing an army of [[Goatse]] clones to attack the [[Jews]]. "Santa" is an anagram of "[[Satan]]". [[Fact|Coincidence]]?


It is also believed he is Lord Xenu, God to many [[gays]] like [[Tom Cruise]]. He grew up in a Hick-ass town in [[Wyoming]] by the name of Casper, which explains his piteously warped mind. Currently he is occupied with his duties as an admin at BeastForum, while still trying to keep an ear open for every sad failure originating in that same [[Paris Hilton| filthy asshole]] of the universe, whose layers of puss and dried [[Michael Jackson]]  [[cum]] will always hold a special place in his heart. As of late, he is the only thing the poor ass whore town of [[Wyoming]] has going for it, even though he is responsible for the severe shortage of squirrels in said town. He was striked down on November 3rd, 2025.
<center><big>'''He's Watching And All Ready To Cum Down Your Chimney'''</big></center>


<center><big>'''And Just Like That, It was Safe To Go Hunting Again'''</big></center>
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|date=2025-11-23
|date=2025-11-29
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'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
[[Black Friday]] was 2 days ago • [[Wicked (Movie)]] was 4 days ago • [[Sanrio]] was 6 days ago
[[The Nightmare Before Christmas]] was 2 days ago • [[Hanukkah]] was 4 days ago • [[Kosa]] was 6 days ago
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Latest revision as of 03:16, 23 December 2025

Santa Claus

Santa Claus

Santa Claus is an obese German long sought by authorities in connection to a million late night break-ins, during which he is alleged to have 'observed children whilst sleeping' before leaving his notorious and somewhat ambiguous calling card: a gaily colored curved 'rod' made of candy, and ten gallons of delicious eggnog . Santa also made an appearance in the movie "Home Alone" starring Oprah. It is also a well known fact that he is Keyser Soze. He is also amassing an army of Goatse clones to attack the Jews. "Santa" is an anagram of "Satan". Coincidence?

He's Watching And All Ready To Cum Down Your Chimney

Read the full article... • Set by User:The PolishPrince on 2025-11-23

What have I missed?
The Nightmare Before Christmas was 2 days ago • Hanukkah was 4 days ago • Kosa was 6 days ago

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