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'''Black Friday''' was traditionally the Friday following [[Thanksgiving|Thanksgiving Thursday]], but as of 2011, [[Wal-Mart|Wallyworld]] decided to move it backward to 10:00 pm on Thanksgiving Thursday.
'''''[[Rapist|Santa Claus]]''''' is an obese [[German]] long sought by [[the man|authorities]] in connection to [[over 9000|a million]] late night break-ins, during which he is alleged to have '[[Michael Jackson|observed children whilst sleeping]]' before leaving his notorious and somewhat ambiguous calling card: a gaily colored curved '[[penis|rod]]' made of candy, and ten gallons of [[semen|delicious eggnog ]]. Santa also made an appearance in the movie "Home Alone" starring Oprah. It is also a well known fact that he is Keyser Soze. He is also amassing an army of [[Goatse]] clones to attack the [[Jews]]. "Santa" is an anagram of "[[Satan]]". [[Fact|Coincidence]]?
 
Black Friday is the Friday after Thanksgiving. It is most popular for the human stampedes caused by [[Nintendo Switch]]es in which the tradition is to trample at least 4 elderly women per Walmart in order to get a Nintendo before them. Occasionally moms fail to reach that coveted Switch before the other moms which results in such feelings as not getting to play video games right away. In America, this results in a high rate of going outside sometimes. A little known fact, it was created by the [[Jews]] as another scheme to get more golds.


<center></big>'''Thanksgiving Is Native American Crybaby Day, Remember That When You're Trambling On An Eighty-Year-Old Grandma For Thar $20 LED Tv'''</big></center>
<center><big>'''He's Watching And All Ready To Cum Down Your Chimney'''</big></center>


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'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
[[Wicked (Movie)]] was 2 days ago • [[Sanrio]] was 4 days ago • [[Firedarkdragon]] was 6 days ago
[[The Nightmare Before Christmas]] was 2 days ago • [[Hanukkah]] was 4 days ago • [[Kosa]] was 6 days ago
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Latest revision as of 03:16, 23 December 2025

Santa Claus

Santa Claus

Santa Claus is an obese German long sought by authorities in connection to a million late night break-ins, during which he is alleged to have 'observed children whilst sleeping' before leaving his notorious and somewhat ambiguous calling card: a gaily colored curved 'rod' made of candy, and ten gallons of delicious eggnog . Santa also made an appearance in the movie "Home Alone" starring Oprah. It is also a well known fact that he is Keyser Soze. He is also amassing an army of Goatse clones to attack the Jews. "Santa" is an anagram of "Satan". Coincidence?

He's Watching And All Ready To Cum Down Your Chimney

Read the full article... • Set by User:The PolishPrince on 2025-11-23

What have I missed?
The Nightmare Before Christmas was 2 days ago • Hanukkah was 4 days ago • Kosa was 6 days ago

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