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'''Sanrio''' (株式会社サンリオ) better known as the child slavery company and the woke toys company,  is currently most known for their iconic character - Hello Kitty, an autistic, [[animu]] trans-species girl.
'''''[[Rapist|Santa Claus]]''''' is an obese [[German]] long sought by [[the man|authorities]] in connection to [[over 9000|a million]] late night break-ins, during which he is alleged to have '[[Michael Jackson|observed children whilst sleeping]]' before leaving his notorious and somewhat ambiguous calling card: a gaily colored curved '[[penis|rod]]' made of candy, and ten gallons of [[semen|delicious eggnog ]]. Santa also made an appearance in the movie "Home Alone" starring Oprah. It is also a well known fact that he is Keyser Soze. He is also amassing an army of [[Goatse]] clones to attack the [[Jews]]. "Santa" is an anagram of "[[Satan]]". [[Fact|Coincidence]]?
They happen to also own the rights to [[Over_9000|over 9,000]] other mascots that turned out to be a [[Failure|failure]] such as
Little Cottonwood Cottage, The Utensils or Pita.
<br>The company plays a big role in the entertainment industry, even making cafes and stores for their [[Wapanese|beloved fans]].
Sanrio makes all kinds of products for their fanbase to enjoy, starting from [[Plastic_crap|toys]] to [[Cringe|lovely]] fashion items. To make sure they are diversive enough, Sanrio produces clothes mainly for [[Fat|obsese]], sweaty [[Americunts]], as well as created a [[Non-binary|genderless]] version of Hello Kitty.
<br> Having insight into the company's employees' nationalities, we can tell that although most of them are Yellowmen, around 20% are [[Jews]], who are to blame for Sanrio's recent actions solely for the sake of money.


<center>'''<big>You Probably Know Them For Hello Kitty and That's About It</big>'''</center>
<center><big>'''He's Watching And All Ready To Cum Down Your Chimney'''</big></center>


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|date=2025-11-23
|date=2025-11-23
|expires=2025-11-25
|expires=2025-12-25
|editor=[[User:The PolishPrince]]
|editor=[[User:The PolishPrince]]
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'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
[[Firedarkdragon]] was 2 days ago • [[Sick fuck]] was 4 days ago • [[Pedobear]] was 6 days ago
[[The Nightmare Before Christmas]] was 2 days ago • [[Hanukkah]] was 4 days ago • [[Kosa]] was 6 days ago
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Latest revision as of 03:16, 23 December 2025

Santa Claus

Santa Claus

Santa Claus is an obese German long sought by authorities in connection to a million late night break-ins, during which he is alleged to have 'observed children whilst sleeping' before leaving his notorious and somewhat ambiguous calling card: a gaily colored curved 'rod' made of candy, and ten gallons of delicious eggnog . Santa also made an appearance in the movie "Home Alone" starring Oprah. It is also a well known fact that he is Keyser Soze. He is also amassing an army of Goatse clones to attack the Jews. "Santa" is an anagram of "Satan". Coincidence?

He's Watching And All Ready To Cum Down Your Chimney

Read the full article... • Set by User:The PolishPrince on 2025-11-23

What have I missed?
The Nightmare Before Christmas was 2 days ago • Hanukkah was 4 days ago • Kosa was 6 days ago

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