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[[[Firedarkdragon]] is your typical deviantART [[furfag]], but with a twist. As most [[furfags]] love cutesy, fuzzy things with five penises, this one instead likes gore, violence, and blood (with, of course, five penises). Someone's [[Hugbox|mommy didn't hug them enough]], either that or daddy [[rape|raped]] someone a bit too much. A fine example of your super popular [[furfag]], the only reason they are popular is they have no life and do nothing but spam shitty art for their friends and themselves to try and make each others [[butthurt]] go away. What they do not realize is, no amount of shitty art will make things better. Not Even Doom Music.
'''''[[Rapist|Santa Claus]]''''' is an obese [[German]] long sought by [[the man|authorities]] in connection to [[over 9000|a million]] late night break-ins, during which he is alleged to have '[[Michael Jackson|observed children whilst sleeping]]' before leaving his notorious and somewhat ambiguous calling card: a gaily colored curved '[[penis|rod]]' made of candy, and ten gallons of [[semen|delicious eggnog ]]. Santa also made an appearance in the movie "Home Alone" starring Oprah. It is also a well known fact that he is Keyser Soze. He is also amassing an army of [[Goatse]] clones to attack the [[Jews]]. "Santa" is an anagram of "[[Satan]]". [[Fact|Coincidence]]?


<center>'''<big> A Future Brenda Spencer But Dressed Up In Her Fur Persona</big>'''</center>
<center><big>'''He's Watching And All Ready To Cum Down Your Chimney'''</big></center>


|link=Firedarkdragon
|link=Santa Claus
|date=2025-11-21
|expires=2025-11-23
|date=2025-11-23
|expires=2025-12-25
|editor=[[User:The PolishPrince]]
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'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
[[Sick fuck]] was 2 days ago • [[Pedobear]] was 4 days ago • [[Death penalty]] was 6 days ago
[[The Nightmare Before Christmas]] was 2 days ago • [[Hanukkah]] was 4 days ago • [[Kosa]] was 6 days ago
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Latest revision as of 03:16, 23 December 2025

Santa Claus

Santa Claus

Santa Claus is an obese German long sought by authorities in connection to a million late night break-ins, during which he is alleged to have 'observed children whilst sleeping' before leaving his notorious and somewhat ambiguous calling card: a gaily colored curved 'rod' made of candy, and ten gallons of delicious eggnog . Santa also made an appearance in the movie "Home Alone" starring Oprah. It is also a well known fact that he is Keyser Soze. He is also amassing an army of Goatse clones to attack the Jews. "Santa" is an anagram of "Satan". Coincidence?

He's Watching And All Ready To Cum Down Your Chimney

Read the full article... • Set by User:The PolishPrince on 2025-11-23

What have I missed?
The Nightmare Before Christmas was 2 days ago • Hanukkah was 4 days ago • Kosa was 6 days ago

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