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|title=[[Hot Topic]]
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They say the Net is still free.
We say freedom doesn’t come with a Terms of Service.


'''[http://www.hottopic.com/ Hot Topic]''', also known as Hot Pocket, was started in 1988 by [[Jew|Orv Madden]], and has spread like [[AIDS]] in the late 90's thanks to the rise of the [[emo]], [[punk]], and [[goth]] subcultures among America's teens, and now has sprouted to [[over 9000|a fuckton of]] locations. Hot Topic provides [[faggot|clothing]], [[loser|accessories]], and [[Plastic crap|novelty items]] to [[faggots|America's goths, punk and emo subcultures.]]  From band merchandise and overpriced "gothic" and punk clothes to Care Bears and other 80's [[Larry Craig|faggotry]]. Hot Topic has set the modern fashion standards for the above mentioned [[yuppies|douchebags]]. Everything in the fucking store is overpriced. Like paying $25 for a fucking WALLET.
Another knife in the spine of a dying web. They call it the Kids Online Safety Act — KOSA, for short.
But we've seen this script before. [[CISPA]]. [[SOPA]]. PIPA. [[ACTA]]. SESTA-FOSTA. ACTA. NAFTA.
Different names. Same boot.


Hot Topic is on the NASDAQ, under the ticker [[Hott|HOTT]].
Like always, two of our cybernetic overlords (power words: Richard Blumenthal. Marsha Blackburn) have wrapped in the soft cotton of “protecting the children,” but don’t be fooled... it’s a muzzle, not a shield. A kill-switch disguised as concern. The kind of law that would make even George Orwell raise an eyebrow and mutter... ''derivative''.


Cool things about shopping at Hot Topic include being seen around other gay little Marilyn Mansonites thus making you [[Lame|cool]], paying upwards of $50 for a pair of pants that will completely fall apart within a few months of normal wear, buying patented "finger armor" (to put on your fingers before you dare to explore your nasty goth girlfriend's cavernous vagina), telling your friends how [[Emo|dark and mysterious]] you are for going there to buy ''[[Jhonen Vasquez|Johnny The Homicidal Maniac]]'' comics, and eventually, coming to sneer at the place you used to love so much because they've "sold out" and are now catering to emos, scene kids, goths and even hipsters.  
[[United Kingdom|Airstrip One]] passed their own “Online Safety Act.” And in the failed genetic experiment known as Australia, well... let's just say your SimWare aren't safe either. Now the Amerikkkan regime -- bloated on lobbyist data and corporate feed -- wants to end what’s left of digital anonymity.
The sad part is, it no longer caters to wannabe-goth and emos now, you're more likely to find "mainstream" pop-culture shit like [[Doctor Who]], [[Cartoon Network]], [[Disney]], and [[Hazbin Hotel]] merch there now!


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No more open web.
No more underground signals.
No more voices that don’t fit the algorithm.


<center>'''<big>Where Vampires, Satanists And Normies Can All Get Along</big>'''</center>
<center><big>'''They Want You To Think About The Children So You Don't Think About Your Rights Being Stolen'''</big></center>


|link=Hot Topic
|link=Section 230
|date=2025-10-26
|date=2025-11-17
|expires=2025-10-28
|expires=2025-12-19
|editor=[[User:The PolishPrince]]
|editor=[[User:CrackRabbit]]
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'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
[[Retard]] was 2 days ago • [[Halloween]] was 4 days ago • [[Richard Dawkins]] was 6 days ago
[[Section 230]] was 2 days ago • [[Krampus]] was 4 days ago • [[Tyler Robinson]] was 6 days ago
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Latest revision as of 02:15, 17 December 2025

KOSA

KOSA

// FILE LOG: KOSA_Brief_vX //

// USER: [REDACTED] // Uplink Status: Compromised //


They say the Net is still free. We say freedom doesn’t come with a Terms of Service.

Another knife in the spine of a dying web. They call it the Kids Online Safety Act — KOSA, for short. But we've seen this script before. CISPA. SOPA. PIPA. ACTA. SESTA-FOSTA. ACTA. NAFTA. Different names. Same boot.

Like always, two of our cybernetic overlords (power words: Richard Blumenthal. Marsha Blackburn) have wrapped in the soft cotton of “protecting the children,” but don’t be fooled... it’s a muzzle, not a shield. A kill-switch disguised as concern. The kind of law that would make even George Orwell raise an eyebrow and mutter... derivative.

Airstrip One passed their own “Online Safety Act.” And in the failed genetic experiment known as Australia, well... let's just say your SimWare aren't safe either. Now the Amerikkkan regime -- bloated on lobbyist data and corporate feed -- wants to end what’s left of digital anonymity.

No more open web. No more underground signals. No more voices that don’t fit the algorithm.

They Want You To Think About The Children So You Don't Think About Your Rights Being Stolen

Read the full article... • Set by User:CrackRabbit on 2025-11-17

What have I missed?
Section 230 was 2 days ago • Krampus was 4 days ago • Tyler Robinson was 6 days ago

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