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'''[http://www.hottopic.com/ Hot Topic]''', also known as Hot Pocket, was started in 1988 by [[Jew|Orv Madden]], and has spread like [[AIDS]] in the late 90's thanks to the rise of the [[emo]], [[punk]], and [[goth]] subcultures among America's teens, and now has sprouted to [[over 9000|a fuckton of]] locations. Hot Topic provides [[faggot|clothing]], [[loser|accessories]], and [[Plastic crap|novelty items]] to [[faggots|America's goths, punk and emo subcultures.]]  From band merchandise and overpriced "gothic" and punk clothes to Care Bears and other 80's [[Larry Craig|faggotry]]. Hot Topic has set the modern fashion standards for the above mentioned [[yuppies|douchebags]]. Everything in the fucking store is overpriced. Like paying $25 for a fucking WALLET.
The Catcher in the Rye is a novel by J. D. Salinger. Originally published for adults, it has since become popular with adolescent readers for its themes of teenage confusion, [[puberty]], [[secks]], [[Mexicans]], and [[13 year old boys]]. The novel's <small><small>KILL JOHN LENNON</small></small> protagonist and anti-hero, Holden Caulfield, has become an icon for [[emo]] and [[hipster]] kids.  
 
Hot Topic is on the NASDAQ, under the ticker [[Hott|HOTT]].
 
Cool things about shopping at Hot Topic include being seen around other gay little Marilyn Mansonites thus making you [[Lame|cool]], paying upwards of $50 for a pair of pants that will completely fall apart within a few months of normal wear, buying patented "finger armor" (to put on your fingers before you dare to explore your nasty goth girlfriend's cavernous vagina), telling your friends how [[Emo|dark and mysterious]] you are for going there to buy ''[[Jhonen Vasquez|Johnny The Homicidal Maniac]]'' comics, and eventually, coming to sneer at the place you used to love so much because they've "sold out" and are now catering to emos, scene kids, goths and even hipsters.  
The sad part is, it no longer caters to wannabe-goth and emos now, you're more likely to find "mainstream" pop-culture shit like [[Doctor Who]], [[Cartoon Network]], [[Disney]], and [[My Little Pony]] there now!


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It is mostly quoted by [[13 year old boy]]s and basement dwellers who have never read the book but watched '''Ghost In The Shell: Stand Alone Complex''' when it was on [[Adult Swim]] and think that mindlessly quoting the line, ''"I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes."'' will impress people and make themselves sound smart on the internets, while you're being brainwashed to kill John Lennon by [[Azn|Yoko Ono]].


<center>'''<big>The Sacred Temple Of Wannabe Vampires, Pretend Satanists And Bronies</big>'''</center>
<center><big>'''Mark David Chapman Is An American Hero'''</big></center>


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'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
[[Retard]] was 2 days ago • [[Halloween]] was 4 days ago • [[Richard Dawkinsl]] was 6 days ago
[[Bianca Devins]] was 2 days ago • [[Brenton Tarrant]] was 4 days ago • [[Andrew Allred]] was 6 days ago
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Latest revision as of 02:38, 7 December 2025

The Catcher in the Rye

The Catcher in the Rye

The Catcher in the Rye is a novel by J. D. Salinger. Originally published for adults, it has since become popular with adolescent readers for its themes of teenage confusion, puberty, secks, Mexicans, and 13 year old boys. The novel's KILL JOHN LENNON protagonist and anti-hero, Holden Caulfield, has become an icon for emo and hipster kids.

It is mostly quoted by 13 year old boys and basement dwellers who have never read the book but watched Ghost In The Shell: Stand Alone Complex when it was on Adult Swim and think that mindlessly quoting the line, "I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes." will impress people and make themselves sound smart on the internets, while you're being brainwashed to kill John Lennon by Yoko Ono.

Mark David Chapman Is An American Hero

Read the full article... • Set by User:The PolishPrince on 2025-11-07

What have I missed?
Bianca Devins was 2 days ago • Brenton Tarrant was 4 days ago • Andrew Allred was 6 days ago

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